*walking to the store*
random passerby (seeing bruises): are you... are you okay?
me: oh yeah I'm fine, i have a girlfriend who loves me very much 🥰
random passerby: ma'am you have a black eye
me: yeah i do 😌
*walking to the store*
random passerby (seeing bruises): are you... are you okay?
me: oh yeah I'm fine, i have a girlfriend who loves me very much 🥰
random passerby: ma'am you have a black eye
me: yeah i do 😌