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Yes I’m that same asshole you saw on Twitter.

I’m also a decent artist damn it!

smartstudioandhome.com
Pinned
Yessssssssssssss.

I’ve been telling y’all. She was and still is Meghan’s biggest fucking hater.
She loves the constitution and still voted for that fat guy?

😒 🤨

#RHOC
June 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
🤨😒
June 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Okay, but why?
June 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You know who would be excellent at this job?

Erika Jayne aka HancockParkPuss aka PussInBoots

#RHOBH
May 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Who run the world? Coco Pixie Girls!
May 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Is something off with Bethennys lower face? On the right side. Y’all see it or am I trippin?
April 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ashley telling Shannon she looks great when Shannon looks like this is diabolical.

Shannon looks like she’s about to go into one of her Shannon rages.

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Now Shannon, mama, you hit a house. Not a planter baby.

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Gizelle thinks this guy is boring? It’s funny because I kind of think Gizelle is boring.

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is a fedora just glued to Luanne’s head? Why do I keep seeing her in these hats?

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Luanne about to blow everyone

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Luanne: I don’t need a cabin because I have a home.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was giving RHOP when Gizelle asked, do you have a home? Monique was like, I have four homes.

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
All the women arrived there looking spectacular.

Shannon, well, she arrived.

The pink dress felt very much like she was the mom of the other women.

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
🤣 the host is that guy that said Shannon was hell on wheels right?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s funny because none of the women ever really fully denied it.

#LoveHotel
April 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Okay, sitting down to watch #LoveHotel

Five seconds in and I just don’t feel like I’m going to get anything real from anyone but Shannon.
April 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“I may be small ooooooooooooo”
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media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
So now the press secretary has walked back the reduction of the tariffs on china.

Well good.

This totally seems like an awesome idea.
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April 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just read a comment on TikTok that said “We wouldn’t be in this mess if we had followed Mexicos lead and elected the Woman”

I laughed and agreed but I also wanted to cry because we have pure fuckery running shit.

P U R E

F U C K E R Y
April 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So now he’s walking back his high ass tariff on China?

You never even had to do this.

Geez.
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media.tenor.com
April 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Time to sit down eats and watch season 5 of RHOA
April 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The FedEx delivery guy just came into the showroom and said because he couldn’t find a particular showroom, would I mind taking their packages and giving it to them?

Sir, hell no.

I’m not being paid to deliver your packages.
April 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
So, will you all be watching Bethennys new reality show with Pitbull where they clean people’s homes in Florida?
April 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Man, I am in such a bitch ass mood
April 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Damn. Smells like Paul pushed Bethenny out that Connecticut house and mama is down to Florida with some of her favorite people.
April 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I finished my first commission……that I was paid for and I love them. Next step is varnishing and packing them to send to Mississippi.
April 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM