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Vontade: Carnaval. Realidade: -20 graus dentro de um escritório
February 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Vontade: Carnaval. Realidade: -20 graus dentro de um escritório
Never knew I needed to throw some punches as Batman on my Saturday evening
February 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Never knew I needed to throw some punches as Batman on my Saturday evening
Thinking about an old supervisor that had a stroke because of work-related stress. I see you now.
January 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thinking about an old supervisor that had a stroke because of work-related stress. I see you now.
Who said the end of the world happened in a week? Feels like it’s been going on for a while
January 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Who said the end of the world happened in a week? Feels like it’s been going on for a while
Of course the week before a work offsite is the week where everyone decides to show how much of douchebags they are. Of course that would make my work travel anxiety pop off and skyrocket
January 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Of course the week before a work offsite is the week where everyone decides to show how much of douchebags they are. Of course that would make my work travel anxiety pop off and skyrocket
To my boss that complained I take too long to respond to messages and emails: now that I’ve spent 4h of my Monday handling exclusively to these and have not been able to do any busy work, are you now going to start complaining that I don’t do these?
January 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
To my boss that complained I take too long to respond to messages and emails: now that I’ve spent 4h of my Monday handling exclusively to these and have not been able to do any busy work, are you now going to start complaining that I don’t do these?
I also low-key am proud of myself when I remember a previous job had me burned out, but my current one, with similar patterns, just gets anger out of me. Knowing your worth does make a difference
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I also low-key am proud of myself when I remember a previous job had me burned out, but my current one, with similar patterns, just gets anger out of me. Knowing your worth does make a difference
Waking up after a stressful day and noticing that the stress was caused by one single person actually feels nice because you have a certainty on who to say FUCK off to
January 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Waking up after a stressful day and noticing that the stress was caused by one single person actually feels nice because you have a certainty on who to say FUCK off to
There might be 6 people in the room, but if 1 of them doesn’t understand the problem and doesn’t want to listen to the other 5, all 6 will have wasted 1 hour of their work day
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There might be 6 people in the room, but if 1 of them doesn’t understand the problem and doesn’t want to listen to the other 5, all 6 will have wasted 1 hour of their work day
Currently questioning if my boss actually is looking for the company’s distress instead of success. There’s no way a person overcomplicates something, and gets all projects to backtrack progress while wanting people to succeed.
January 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Currently questioning if my boss actually is looking for the company’s distress instead of success. There’s no way a person overcomplicates something, and gets all projects to backtrack progress while wanting people to succeed.
I wish UPS had map and tracking like Amazon does. There's something both enabling and soothing fory anxiety about being able to see the truck with my stuff being all the way across town and making its way to me
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wish UPS had map and tracking like Amazon does. There's something both enabling and soothing fory anxiety about being able to see the truck with my stuff being all the way across town and making its way to me
There’s nothing better than cursing and complaining in your mother tongue. Entao, vai se fuder filho da puta
January 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There’s nothing better than cursing and complaining in your mother tongue. Entao, vai se fuder filho da puta
Takes me from a good morning to a miserable evening, all because they cant say anything with a minimum of direction, its just faz isso e faz aquilo
January 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Takes me from a good morning to a miserable evening, all because they cant say anything with a minimum of direction, its just faz isso e faz aquilo
Sometimes all you want to say and tell some coworkers to go pra puta que pariu. With all the letters
January 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sometimes all you want to say and tell some coworkers to go pra puta que pariu. With all the letters
Going down the rabbit hole of wanting to buy good quality coffee beans but then needing a good quality grinder and then needing a new espresso machine with a 58mm porta filter and all of a sudden 20 dollars becomes 1000
January 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Going down the rabbit hole of wanting to buy good quality coffee beans but then needing a good quality grinder and then needing a new espresso machine with a 58mm porta filter and all of a sudden 20 dollars becomes 1000
The adrenaline of being called by a coworker unscripted on a company-wide call where you and the CEO end up talking and complementing each other and getting a heart reaction from the Sales SVP
January 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The adrenaline of being called by a coworker unscripted on a company-wide call where you and the CEO end up talking and complementing each other and getting a heart reaction from the Sales SVP
How is today feeling next week’s Wednesday, like this week feels like forever
January 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How is today feeling next week’s Wednesday, like this week feels like forever
Last night I was thoughtful on how I can change my work routine on the new year, and one of the things I took away from was taking afternoon naps is a good way to be productive in the afternoon. Was about to do it today but then all of a sudden my afternoon has ZERO time for that to happen
January 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Last night I was thoughtful on how I can change my work routine on the new year, and one of the things I took away from was taking afternoon naps is a good way to be productive in the afternoon. Was about to do it today but then all of a sudden my afternoon has ZERO time for that to happen
I miss the days before the startup I worked for got acquired by a big guy
January 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I miss the days before the startup I worked for got acquired by a big guy
Same with limes and lemons. Although limão grammatically looks like lemons, it’s actually a lime
January 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Same with limes and lemons. Although limão grammatically looks like lemons, it’s actually a lime
Today I learned that some orange varieties in the US would be called tangerines in Brazil, and that is beautifully confusing
January 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Today I learned that some orange varieties in the US would be called tangerines in Brazil, and that is beautifully confusing
Squid Game Season 2 is surprising me the same way as season 1 did. Social commentary is still there, despite going through the games again they focused on the characters during it, and are really going strong in world building outside of the games. Amazing!
January 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Squid Game Season 2 is surprising me the same way as season 1 did. Social commentary is still there, despite going through the games again they focused on the characters during it, and are really going strong in world building outside of the games. Amazing!
In 2025, I want a boss that is actually able to communicate, and willing to work with the team to improve communication. It goes both ways, my guy
December 31, 2024 at 3:47 PM
In 2025, I want a boss that is actually able to communicate, and willing to work with the team to improve communication. It goes both ways, my guy
At this family party where everyone’s politely stopping at one slice of pizza, and I’m just trying to figure out how to eat a whole one without making it a thing.
December 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
At this family party where everyone’s politely stopping at one slice of pizza, and I’m just trying to figure out how to eat a whole one without making it a thing.
IKEA really is a rollercoaster. You black out, buy half the store and later start pacing the parking lot wondering if your car is big enough to hold your poor life decisions.
December 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
IKEA really is a rollercoaster. You black out, buy half the store and later start pacing the parking lot wondering if your car is big enough to hold your poor life decisions.