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Johanna
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33. 🇸🇪. ♿️. EuroMello enthusiast. Occasionally not basic. Do it for your lover apologist. #JusticeForIgranka #BanIsraelFromEurovision
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This is now a Greczula propaganda account. #Melfest
February 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#MELFEST2025 HEAT 2
🔮 Prediction🔮

1. On and on and on
2. Salute
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3. The heart of a swedish cowboy
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4. Funniest thing
5. Show me what love is
6. Don juan
February 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
last day of this being the opening act of melfest. 💔 adam woods deserved so much better (especially in such a week year). #melodifestivalen #melfest2025

youtu.be/ZBB3fSvuq08?...
Adam Woods - Supernatural
YouTube video by Melodifestivalen
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Checking out some #Eurovision nf songs for the first time ever.

So far, certified bops in this household are Made of 🇫🇮, Fit Right 🇱🇻, Semafoare 🇲🇩 (💔), Trouble 🇪🇪, Kant + Kantera 🇲🇹, & Eldur 🇮🇸.

Honorable mentions: Ich komme 🇫🇮, Þrá + Frelsið mitt + RÓA 🇮🇸 (don't ask), Lies lay cold 🇭🇷, & Love me low 🇪🇪.
January 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Maybe it's sleep deprivation, but I can't detect one single true honest to god purebred 100% organic sneak. 😲

#Melfest #Melodifestivalen #Mello #Eurovision
January 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM
got logged out and forgot my password but I'm back in time for #Melfest so all is good right
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
A bit late to the igranku 🇲🇪 (ignore that ~clever~ wordplay makes zero sense), but add some REALLY dramatic instrumentation and I could see Montenegro in the qualifiers discussion.

#Eurovision #Eurovision2025 #ESC2024
December 9, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Had a tiny burst of energy and wanted to try something.

#bedweaving #beadwork
December 7, 2024 at 8:54 PM
My eventual Always on the run (rip 💔) boycott worked 🥹
December 4, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Still not sure this will be my final answer, though...
#esc250 #eurovision #esc
December 4, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Going "good for you, sweetie 💋" any time I stumble upon an actor's Wikipedia page doesn't include the year and specific day they were born.
December 4, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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You know I had to do it.

1 like = 1 piece of Johanna lore
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Just got a despicable genocide apologist funded Youtube ad that baselessly smeared UNRWA as terrorists, urging people not to support them.

To say I'm disgusted would be the understatement of the fucking year.

PS: Free Palestine. Fund UNRWA. Fuck genocide. 🇵🇸
December 1, 2024 at 7:30 PM
You know I had to do it.

1 like = 1 piece of Johanna lore
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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Scooch have definitely changed direction since their 2007 Eurovision entry
November 28, 2024 at 2:24 PM
ok finally time to listen to montenegro - eurovision song contest 2025
November 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
One day, I will break my non-Melfest national final virginity.

Today was not that day.

(no shade on the country that gave us the holy sounds of Igranka)
November 27, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Update:

No legenDILF Tomas Ledin in Melfest 2025 but at least the main singer from Arvingarna isn't the worst substitute.
Wildly unrealistic #Melfest wishlist:

🇸🇪 Idol-Daniel
(yes, the OG 2004 winner)

🇸🇪 Miriam Bryant

🇸🇪 Kent

🇸🇪 Veronica Maggio

🇸🇪 Tomas Ledin
(leather daddy can still get it)
(I said what I said)
November 26, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Wildly unrealistic #Melfest wishlist:

🇸🇪 Idol-Daniel
(yes, the OG 2004 winner)

🇸🇪 Miriam Bryant

🇸🇪 Kent

🇸🇪 Veronica Maggio

🇸🇪 Tomas Ledin
(leather daddy can still get it)
(I said what I said)
November 26, 2024 at 9:40 AM
rewatching old documentary favs

any suggestions?

(I tend to go for crime, scandals, disasters and such)
November 25, 2024 at 5:13 PM
y'all fashion girlies are lucky I don't have the energy to end you like this every single day 💅
November 25, 2024 at 10:53 AM
What's your favorite #Eurovision act from your country? Winners excluded!

🇸🇪 2000 - Roger Pontare - När vindarna viskar mitt namn (cheating but for a noble purpose)

youtu.be/ZgPzU2Nlonw?...
November 24, 2024 at 10:30 AM
one thing I'm sorely missing on this app is bookmarks

everything I wanna reply to but don't have the energy for rn goes in there like it's invaluably useful if you struggle with your energy levels
November 24, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Fallen a bit behind on posting a bag from my wacky bag collection for every new 50 followers, but here you have the newest addition to the bunch:

The MadPax Thunderchrome backpack I've been salivating over for literal years! 🎒🤤
November 23, 2024 at 11:16 AM
What's your 10/10 album?

(I can believe it's not Keane)
November 23, 2024 at 10:57 AM