SurlyITJesus
@surlyitjesus.bsky.social
I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop.
"The best part of livin' is almost dyin'."
I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
"The best part of livin' is almost dyin'."
I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
After making a conscious effort to monitor what I put in my mouth (since November), I'm coming out of the holiday season having only gained 2 lbs.
I'm calling that a win.
I'm calling that a win.
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
After making a conscious effort to monitor what I put in my mouth (since November), I'm coming out of the holiday season having only gained 2 lbs.
I'm calling that a win.
I'm calling that a win.
ADD thoughts that happened at 4:35 am, when my dog woke me up...for no reason other than being bored..at night.
I've never understood the phrase "No one cares, work harder." If no one cares why would I work harder? That makes no sense. Why would I put in extra effort when, literally, no one cares?
I've never understood the phrase "No one cares, work harder." If no one cares why would I work harder? That makes no sense. Why would I put in extra effort when, literally, no one cares?
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
ADD thoughts that happened at 4:35 am, when my dog woke me up...for no reason other than being bored..at night.
I've never understood the phrase "No one cares, work harder." If no one cares why would I work harder? That makes no sense. Why would I put in extra effort when, literally, no one cares?
I've never understood the phrase "No one cares, work harder." If no one cares why would I work harder? That makes no sense. Why would I put in extra effort when, literally, no one cares?
Y'all....I just cleaned out my fridge (one of my many January home upkeep traditions).
I may have a pickle addiction.
I may have a pickle addiction.
January 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Y'all....I just cleaned out my fridge (one of my many January home upkeep traditions).
I may have a pickle addiction.
I may have a pickle addiction.
4th Reich culture, Americana.
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
4th Reich culture, Americana.
You know I'm going to be yelling "Suck a fat one" at Sauron in next seasons Rings of Power
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
You know I'm going to be yelling "Suck a fat one" at Sauron in next seasons Rings of Power
I legit thought about taking the day off...but then figured why waste PTO days? I work from home, over half the company is on PTO, we are in an end of the year change freeze, AND It's a Friday.
It's literally like a free day, without taking one.
It's literally like a free day, without taking one.
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I legit thought about taking the day off...but then figured why waste PTO days? I work from home, over half the company is on PTO, we are in an end of the year change freeze, AND It's a Friday.
It's literally like a free day, without taking one.
It's literally like a free day, without taking one.
Will Smith is the perfect example of what happens when celebs don't realize they are neither popular nor relevant anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Will Smith is the perfect example of what happens when celebs don't realize they are neither popular nor relevant anymore.
I can't believe it's January second...this year is flying by!
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I can't believe it's January second...this year is flying by!
Watching Naruto and Naruto Shippuden should be required for all kids. You simply can't beat the messages it gives to kids.
...also, who wouldn't want Itachi as a big brother?
...also, who wouldn't want Itachi as a big brother?
January 2, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Watching Naruto and Naruto Shippuden should be required for all kids. You simply can't beat the messages it gives to kids.
...also, who wouldn't want Itachi as a big brother?
...also, who wouldn't want Itachi as a big brother?
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Yoo ..It's January 1st....
Re-season your cast iron.
Re-season your cast iron.
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Yoo ..It's January 1st....
Re-season your cast iron.
Re-season your cast iron.
Myles Garrett would make a great MN Viking
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Myles Garrett would make a great MN Viking
Nothing changes, on New Year's Day.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Nothing changes, on New Year's Day.
The Prince music in this last episode hits a little different when you live in MN, LOL.
The theatre erupts I to applause.
The theatre erupts I to applause.
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
The Prince music in this last episode hits a little different when you live in MN, LOL.
The theatre erupts I to applause.
The theatre erupts I to applause.
Just sat down to watch Stranger things in the theatre.....kinda excited!!
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Just sat down to watch Stranger things in the theatre.....kinda excited!!
OMG...#Grubhub is the WORST. No drivers; the food was cold because it say in the store for over an hour. Getting a refund or interacting with their AI is a lesson in frustration. Honestly the worst delivery experience ever.
EVER.
EVER.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
OMG...#Grubhub is the WORST. No drivers; the food was cold because it say in the store for over an hour. Getting a refund or interacting with their AI is a lesson in frustration. Honestly the worst delivery experience ever.
EVER.
EVER.
I swear to God, there is nothing more that YT people love doing more than villianizing black people; then stealing their art, culture and music. Then, repackaging it with less talented YT people...talking about "...bout to change the game."
GTFOH.
GTFOH.
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I swear to God, there is nothing more that YT people love doing more than villianizing black people; then stealing their art, culture and music. Then, repackaging it with less talented YT people...talking about "...bout to change the game."
GTFOH.
GTFOH.
And the Lions do the most lion-ey thing ever.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And the Lions do the most lion-ey thing ever.
Wow...the Steelers really doing everything they can to lose this game.
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wow...the Steelers really doing everything they can to lose this game.
I was at the Mall of America today and watched a car hit another car (parked) and then drive off - I got the license, because that sucks to do.
Merry Xmas.
Merry Xmas.
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was at the Mall of America today and watched a car hit another car (parked) and then drive off - I got the license, because that sucks to do.
Merry Xmas.
Merry Xmas.
If cooked...are there any diseases you can get from eating human flesh? I was watching It's Florida, Man and there was an episode where a dude wanted to watch as his toe was eaten....my first thought was if diseases could be spread that way...
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If cooked...are there any diseases you can get from eating human flesh? I was watching It's Florida, Man and there was an episode where a dude wanted to watch as his toe was eaten....my first thought was if diseases could be spread that way...
I feel bad for the youth of today. The majority will never experience what it's like when an absolute BANGER comes on at the club. Just think about what the club was like when Sandstorm, Titanium, or Cafe Del Mar...so many memories.
The club was more than just a place to go...very much a lifestyle.
The club was more than just a place to go...very much a lifestyle.
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I feel bad for the youth of today. The majority will never experience what it's like when an absolute BANGER comes on at the club. Just think about what the club was like when Sandstorm, Titanium, or Cafe Del Mar...so many memories.
The club was more than just a place to go...very much a lifestyle.
The club was more than just a place to go...very much a lifestyle.
We have come full circle with Social Media. I saw on IG today, some post some BS how their 10 yr old daughter was talking about an ID 10 T error.
This was literally a joke from like 30 years ago, same as A PEBKAC error.
Social Media is slowly killing creativity.
This was literally a joke from like 30 years ago, same as A PEBKAC error.
Social Media is slowly killing creativity.
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We have come full circle with Social Media. I saw on IG today, some post some BS how their 10 yr old daughter was talking about an ID 10 T error.
This was literally a joke from like 30 years ago, same as A PEBKAC error.
Social Media is slowly killing creativity.
This was literally a joke from like 30 years ago, same as A PEBKAC error.
Social Media is slowly killing creativity.
The Vanity Fair piece has people going nuts because, and this is for real, it is the first bit of real journalism to happen in a LOOOOONG ass time.
Literally, this is what real journalism looks like.
Literally, this is what real journalism looks like.
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Vanity Fair piece has people going nuts because, and this is for real, it is the first bit of real journalism to happen in a LOOOOONG ass time.
Literally, this is what real journalism looks like.
Literally, this is what real journalism looks like.
I keep seeing people posting that this administration "MUST DO THIS....<insert political thing here>"
No they don't. Trump has shown he doesn't HAVE to listen to anyone and no one is going to tell him otherwise.
It's like no one is paying attention...the SC has ensured he can do whatever he wants.
No they don't. Trump has shown he doesn't HAVE to listen to anyone and no one is going to tell him otherwise.
It's like no one is paying attention...the SC has ensured he can do whatever he wants.
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I keep seeing people posting that this administration "MUST DO THIS....<insert political thing here>"
No they don't. Trump has shown he doesn't HAVE to listen to anyone and no one is going to tell him otherwise.
It's like no one is paying attention...the SC has ensured he can do whatever he wants.
No they don't. Trump has shown he doesn't HAVE to listen to anyone and no one is going to tell him otherwise.
It's like no one is paying attention...the SC has ensured he can do whatever he wants.