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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi*) Do the Mario!
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi*) Do the Mario!
What I wanted to say...
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
What I wanted to say...
Bean seeds! Real special beans!
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Bean seeds! Real special beans!
But, I'm tellin' you! Grandma was here! I can feel it, Luigi! I can feel, like, back in the old days when she used to cover me! (quietly) I'm tellin' ya...
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
But, I'm tellin' you! Grandma was here! I can feel it, Luigi! I can feel, like, back in the old days when she used to cover me! (quietly) I'm tellin' ya...
Al Koopone is Public Enemy 1!
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Al Koopone is Public Enemy 1!
Yeah, a trickle, I'm afraid this changes things. Apparently, you don't have what it takes!
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Yeah, a trickle, I'm afraid this changes things. Apparently, you don't have what it takes!
What goes up, must go down!
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
What goes up, must go down!
This better be a bad dream plumber, cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This better be a bad dream plumber, cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!
We ain't exactly sure if we've got one down here, ma'am.
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
We ain't exactly sure if we've got one down here, ma'am.
Honked noses of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Honked noses of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
Ten bucks for strange and mysterious? I'll give ya five!
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Ten bucks for strange and mysterious? I'll give ya five!
Poor Mario and Luigi! Poor Princess! One gulp, and they're goners!
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Poor Mario and Luigi! Poor Princess! One gulp, and they're goners!
The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!
Come on! Let's find the Princess!
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Come on! Let's find the Princess!
I'll show you! Just cross your fingers that my aerial is hooked up.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'll show you! Just cross your fingers that my aerial is hooked up.
El Koopitan got Zero!
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
El Koopitan got Zero!
For liberty, justice, and freedom for all fungi.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
For liberty, justice, and freedom for all fungi.
One second. It's no use! It's no use! I can't go on, without my brother Mario! That's it! I'm finished! It's all over! It's no good!
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
One second. It's no use! It's no use! I can't go on, without my brother Mario! That's it! I'm finished! It's all over! It's no good!
You're not getting married, period!
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
You're not getting married, period!
Ssssss! Then find a way to get some! Maybe you can win the prize money in the Great BMX Race! Sssssss!
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Ssssss! Then find a way to get some! Maybe you can win the prize money in the Great BMX Race! Sssssss!
Yeah! Spaghetti, ravioli, macaroni, tortellini, mostacciolli, linguini, and garlic ice cream!
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Yeah! Spaghetti, ravioli, macaroni, tortellini, mostacciolli, linguini, and garlic ice cream!
I've heard of damp dungeons, but this is ridiculous!
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I've heard of damp dungeons, but this is ridiculous!
Wrrrrrong again, lizard-breath!
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Wrrrrrong again, lizard-breath!
Bathtub?
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Bathtub?