The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!
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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
No... It's fine! It's just that I used to love pizza. His favorite was black olive and Canadian kitten!
January 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
No... It's fine! It's just that I used to love pizza. His favorite was black olive and Canadian kitten!
I was searching for some fine Brooklyn produce when my car broke down. Can I use your phone?
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I was searching for some fine Brooklyn produce when my car broke down. Can I use your phone?
And the fire is ruined too, pipesqueak! And no fire, means no pizza! Which means your brother Mario, is finished!
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
And the fire is ruined too, pipesqueak! And no fire, means no pizza! Which means your brother Mario, is finished!
Surrender to a blackhearted scoundrel like you? Never!
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Surrender to a blackhearted scoundrel like you? Never!
Come on!
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Come on!
I don't believe it! I don't believe it! A dance lesson from Shabba-Doo! It's what I always wanted! And just in time for the Annual Plumbers' Dance!
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I don't believe it! I don't believe it! A dance lesson from Shabba-Doo! It's what I always wanted! And just in time for the Annual Plumbers' Dance!
Thank you!
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Thank you!
How about showing us some scenes from The Legend of Zelda?
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
How about showing us some scenes from The Legend of Zelda?
There! Our titanic Koop-zilla trap is in place!
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 AM
There! Our titanic Koop-zilla trap is in place!
Right, Serg! We'll rest!
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Right, Serg! We'll rest!
Mario! What're you doing down here? The Princess went thattaway!
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Mario! What're you doing down here? The Princess went thattaway!
Unless?
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Unless?
Patty, there you are! Your mother and I have been worried sick about you!
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Patty, there you are! Your mother and I have been worried sick about you!
When your consciousness, is in harmony with the universe, no cleaver shall blow you asunder.
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
When your consciousness, is in harmony with the universe, no cleaver shall blow you asunder.
Hey, Mario. Maybe you could help me remember. Do you know the magic word?
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Hey, Mario. Maybe you could help me remember. Do you know the magic word?
Boy! It's awful cold out there! But with those all worn out old boots, if I stepped on a dime, I could tell ya if it's heads or tails, if I could find a dime to step on!
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Boy! It's awful cold out there! But with those all worn out old boots, if I stepped on a dime, I could tell ya if it's heads or tails, if I could find a dime to step on!
And with the real Zero free again, the Mushroom peasants won't have to live in fear of El Koopitan!
January 8, 2026 at 4:29 AM
And with the real Zero free again, the Mushroom peasants won't have to live in fear of El Koopitan!
I can't do it! I can't leave the Princess in a jam!
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I can't do it! I can't leave the Princess in a jam!
Lunch? Giddyup, Cobrat!
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Lunch? Giddyup, Cobrat!
Watch out, Robo Koopa! The Plumbinator is ready to rumble!
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Watch out, Robo Koopa! The Plumbinator is ready to rumble!
The pitter-patter of little ape feet. I know, June, but we have to wait for-
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The pitter-patter of little ape feet. I know, June, but we have to wait for-
Leave them alone or I'll...I'll...I'll...do something!
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Leave them alone or I'll...I'll...I'll...do something!
(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!
Astro Mouser?!
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Astro Mouser?!
Shut up and don't talk back!
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Shut up and don't talk back!