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Quotes: https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super_Mario_Bros._Super_Show!_quotes
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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Hey! No problem! It's two men against one mouse!
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hey! No problem! It's two men against one mouse!
It's no use! We've always been Koopa's slaves! The chains are just a new twist!
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's no use! We've always been Koopa's slaves! The chains are just a new twist!
I just hope Mario and Luigi bring that magic statue back before this building collapses.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I just hope Mario and Luigi bring that magic statue back before this building collapses.
And we're really burnt up about it!
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
And we're really burnt up about it!
Uh, Mario? Where exactly are we headed?
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Uh, Mario? Where exactly are we headed?
All ready in front, exalted one, but what if General Washingtoad sneaks up from behind?
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
All ready in front, exalted one, but what if General Washingtoad sneaks up from behind?
The Great BMX Race
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The Great BMX Race
(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
(*with Mario and Luigi*) Do the Mario!
Did you eat my hamburger?
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Did you eat my hamburger?
I feel better already! Oh, thank you boys! I've always depended on the kindness of strangers, and you sure are strange enough!
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I feel better already! Oh, thank you boys! I've always depended on the kindness of strangers, and you sure are strange enough!
Plumber's Log 4-4-9: We were on a royal rescue mission. Princess Toadstool had been kidnapped by Koopa and taken to his island fortress.
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Plumber's Log 4-4-9: We were on a royal rescue mission. Princess Toadstool had been kidnapped by Koopa and taken to his island fortress.
I wish it was just a flea! Then all we'd have to do is wear flea collars!
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I wish it was just a flea! Then all we'd have to do is wear flea collars!
Hehehe! Whaddaya know? Hot gold running water!
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hehehe! Whaddaya know? Hot gold running water!
Does that come with spaghetti?
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Does that come with spaghetti?
I hope you guys can play those things!
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I hope you guys can play those things!
I can't break Koopa's icy spell! I can't even walk! Oof! But I can jump!
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I can't break Koopa's icy spell! I can't even walk! Oof! But I can jump!
Cool! Must be an early sundown! Time for your lava bath, Princess!
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Cool! Must be an early sundown! Time for your lava bath, Princess!
Your lips are like two scoops of spumoni.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Your lips are like two scoops of spumoni.
HE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE ON THIS THRONE!
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
HE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE ON THIS THRONE!
Darn! You disgusting drainhead!
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Darn! You disgusting drainhead!
I th-think I liked it when we outnumbered them!
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I th-think I liked it when we outnumbered them!
There!
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There!
We can only hope Astro Mouser hasn't alerted Koopa's Troopas!
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We can only hope Astro Mouser hasn't alerted Koopa's Troopas!
(*with Luigi*) Keep your seat, don't get no snack! After seeing some Zelda, we'll be right back!
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
(*with Luigi*) Keep your seat, don't get no snack! After seeing some Zelda, we'll be right back!