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Superman Sam
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Hard man, father of none, your hero

Angel of the South

Blowing the Lord's bubbles
Robert Downey Junior when Givert Uppey Senior walks into the room
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ahhh.. bombo the clattapus!
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
mfw face when I finally get the "it's a phone with appeal" joke from the hit comdy song "bananaphone"
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Don't FUCK with me

(Real image from today)
October 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Helluva man, chainsaw boss
October 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
they call it cuckhold because you hold your cuck while you watch them do it
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
saw something funny today
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ironically, I forgot who the "100% reason to remember the name" song is about
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
silent hill f the f stands for female which is woake
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
they call it therapy because,, their happy 👍
September 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
keep having this dream where a voice tells me to "cross the river sticks" what is this supposed to mean
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
nothing brings me more rage than the apple rington that sounds like someone failing to play 'smoke on the water' on an electric organ while birds tweet loudly
September 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
isn't it weird how they named a type of autism after it too
why does esparagus make it smell like that
September 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
why does esparagus make it smell like that
September 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When it's mackin cheese for dinner tonight...
August 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
typical. prank a human and people call it "entertainment". but prank an animal and everybody loses their minds!!

just a little joker pilled observation from me
ragebaiting my dog by bretending to throw the ball (except I don't throw the ball) xD
August 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
ragebaiting my dog by bretending to throw the ball (except I don't throw the ball) xD
August 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
just went number 7 (heaven) in the gender neutral denny's bathroom
August 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
google your own dick
August 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's me
August 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
you don't have to achieve anything in life. sometimes it's okay to eek out a meager existence beneath someone's shoe

- Depressed man Sam
August 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
PROBUSCUS!!!
August 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
labubu is what I used to call "it"

and by "it", heh. let's just say...
August 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOGLE GIGGLE
July 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
my worst friend ever STEVE lived in a scary cave with a dark sky and red lightning, another vitcim of 5G
July 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM