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I speak English good one day.
I speak English good one day.
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10 Signs Your Boyfriend is Cheating on You?
Alright, you got it!
1. He never wants to do it anymore. All he wants to do is cuddle. Who doesn’t like a nice cuddle?
2. He’s wearing sexier underwear recently. Gold lamé thong? Girl, you got other questions to ask him about!
Alright, you got it!
1. He never wants to do it anymore. All he wants to do is cuddle. Who doesn’t like a nice cuddle?
2. He’s wearing sexier underwear recently. Gold lamé thong? Girl, you got other questions to ask him about!
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Unserious people are in charge of very serious matters. They need to go.
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Unserious people are in charge of very serious matters. They need to go.
Cut - ¥7700
Perm - ¥7700
Treat - ¥7700
...and if you need any light concrete work done, my partially retired Dad's available.
Repairs, Filling and light Masonry.
Leave your name on the board.
Wakakusa & Sons (Kyoto)
- since 1989
(Not available on weekends
Perm - ¥7700
Treat - ¥7700
...and if you need any light concrete work done, my partially retired Dad's available.
Repairs, Filling and light Masonry.
Leave your name on the board.
Wakakusa & Sons (Kyoto)
- since 1989
(Not available on weekends
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Cut - ¥7700
Perm - ¥7700
Treat - ¥7700
...and if you need any light concrete work done, my partially retired Dad's available.
Repairs, Filling and light Masonry.
Leave your name on the board.
Wakakusa & Sons (Kyoto)
- since 1989
(Not available on weekends
Perm - ¥7700
Treat - ¥7700
...and if you need any light concrete work done, my partially retired Dad's available.
Repairs, Filling and light Masonry.
Leave your name on the board.
Wakakusa & Sons (Kyoto)
- since 1989
(Not available on weekends
Toilets in Japan are sooo cool!
To the uninitiated, they have fantastic cleaning functions, but also light up, have seat warmers and automatic lids. Many will dry your butt and greet you when you enter the room.
Imagine my surprise then, when it didn’t schedule my day or make me a grilled cheese.
To the uninitiated, they have fantastic cleaning functions, but also light up, have seat warmers and automatic lids. Many will dry your butt and greet you when you enter the room.
Imagine my surprise then, when it didn’t schedule my day or make me a grilled cheese.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Toilets in Japan are sooo cool!
To the uninitiated, they have fantastic cleaning functions, but also light up, have seat warmers and automatic lids. Many will dry your butt and greet you when you enter the room.
Imagine my surprise then, when it didn’t schedule my day or make me a grilled cheese.
To the uninitiated, they have fantastic cleaning functions, but also light up, have seat warmers and automatic lids. Many will dry your butt and greet you when you enter the room.
Imagine my surprise then, when it didn’t schedule my day or make me a grilled cheese.
Japan in the Fall
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Japan in the Fall
Bertuzzi jersey in Edmonton?
That’s a sign of the apocalypse, no?
That’s a sign of the apocalypse, no?
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bertuzzi jersey in Edmonton?
That’s a sign of the apocalypse, no?
That’s a sign of the apocalypse, no?
All I can say is, he’s no Jack.
September 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
All I can say is, he’s no Jack.
Live from Langley, it Vancouver Giants hock…
…uh, I mean Oilers Kings hockey?
Can’t be in Langley for tonight’s home opener, so thought I’d take in the local action.
…uh, I mean Oilers Kings hockey?
Can’t be in Langley for tonight’s home opener, so thought I’d take in the local action.
September 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Live from Langley, it Vancouver Giants hock…
…uh, I mean Oilers Kings hockey?
Can’t be in Langley for tonight’s home opener, so thought I’d take in the local action.
…uh, I mean Oilers Kings hockey?
Can’t be in Langley for tonight’s home opener, so thought I’d take in the local action.
Sitting at Juke Chicken in Chinatown beside a partially sober gentleman (at noon) who’s determined to talk to me about Vancouver Canadians baseball.
September 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sitting at Juke Chicken in Chinatown beside a partially sober gentleman (at noon) who’s determined to talk to me about Vancouver Canadians baseball.
“So my people have me on this diet… I’m losing weight, but christ it’s hard!”
September 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“So my people have me on this diet… I’m losing weight, but christ it’s hard!”
Hey, patriots?
Guess what? You can love it…
and leave it, too.
It can’t follow you around like some jealous mistress, dummy!
Guess what? You can love it…
and leave it, too.
It can’t follow you around like some jealous mistress, dummy!
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hey, patriots?
Guess what? You can love it…
and leave it, too.
It can’t follow you around like some jealous mistress, dummy!
Guess what? You can love it…
and leave it, too.
It can’t follow you around like some jealous mistress, dummy!
Goodnight Moon…
Goodnight Fork…
Goodnight American Eagle, dork!
Goodnight Tabby…
Goodnight Beagle…
Goodnight forever…
American Eagle.
Goodnight Fork…
Goodnight American Eagle, dork!
Goodnight Tabby…
Goodnight Beagle…
Goodnight forever…
American Eagle.
August 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Goodnight Moon…
Goodnight Fork…
Goodnight American Eagle, dork!
Goodnight Tabby…
Goodnight Beagle…
Goodnight forever…
American Eagle.
Goodnight Fork…
Goodnight American Eagle, dork!
Goodnight Tabby…
Goodnight Beagle…
Goodnight forever…
American Eagle.
When Hulk Hogan was telling kids to, “Say your prayers and take your vitamins,” we now know he was talking about Nandrolone and Stanozolol, right?
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When Hulk Hogan was telling kids to, “Say your prayers and take your vitamins,” we now know he was talking about Nandrolone and Stanozolol, right?
With the passage of Ozzy, the window to my youth turns ever more opaque and closes so slightly more.
July 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
With the passage of Ozzy, the window to my youth turns ever more opaque and closes so slightly more.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…
AARGHH!!! Stop hitting me with that stick, you little fucker!!
AARGHH!!! Stop hitting me with that stick, you little fucker!!
July 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…
AARGHH!!! Stop hitting me with that stick, you little fucker!!
AARGHH!!! Stop hitting me with that stick, you little fucker!!
MAGA Florida Tourist checklist:
1.
Take a selfie of yourself giving Disneyworld the middle finger. Then proceed into the park to enjoy the rides while wearing your red hat with a smug grin on your face like you’ve won something.
1.
Take a selfie of yourself giving Disneyworld the middle finger. Then proceed into the park to enjoy the rides while wearing your red hat with a smug grin on your face like you’ve won something.
July 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
MAGA Florida Tourist checklist:
1.
Take a selfie of yourself giving Disneyworld the middle finger. Then proceed into the park to enjoy the rides while wearing your red hat with a smug grin on your face like you’ve won something.
1.
Take a selfie of yourself giving Disneyworld the middle finger. Then proceed into the park to enjoy the rides while wearing your red hat with a smug grin on your face like you’ve won something.
At least Lex Luthor knows that the shorts go on under da’ pants!
July 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At least Lex Luthor knows that the shorts go on under da’ pants!
Schoolyard Rules 3.
If you pick up your ball and go home, remaining players may then continue game with 'invisible ball' until game is concluded to remaining players satisfaction.
If you pick up your ball and go home, remaining players may then continue game with 'invisible ball' until game is concluded to remaining players satisfaction.
July 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Schoolyard Rules 3.
If you pick up your ball and go home, remaining players may then continue game with 'invisible ball' until game is concluded to remaining players satisfaction.
If you pick up your ball and go home, remaining players may then continue game with 'invisible ball' until game is concluded to remaining players satisfaction.
There’s nothing quite like seeing grown men with water, buns and slobber running down their gobs as they literally push a processed meat/bread mush into their mouth holes to make you want a Nathan’s hot dog.
July 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There’s nothing quite like seeing grown men with water, buns and slobber running down their gobs as they literally push a processed meat/bread mush into their mouth holes to make you want a Nathan’s hot dog.
In tribute to Rosie O’Donnell’s poem for Jeff Bezzo’s wedding, I present to you this haiku for your consideration:
The rich assemble
Packages are delivered
Prime hurts my anus
The rich assemble
Packages are delivered
Prime hurts my anus
July 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In tribute to Rosie O’Donnell’s poem for Jeff Bezzo’s wedding, I present to you this haiku for your consideration:
The rich assemble
Packages are delivered
Prime hurts my anus
The rich assemble
Packages are delivered
Prime hurts my anus
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Happy Canada Day to everyone, even the snowbirds and hosers
July 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Happy Canada Day to everyone, even the snowbirds and hosers
Just back from Alberta. Honestly, half the people there are batshit crazy. I think their cowboy hats are cutting off blood to their brains.
www.cnn.com/2025/06/23/a...
www.cnn.com/2025/06/23/a...
Make Alberta Great Again: In this Canadian province, separatists see Trump as an ally | CNN
It’s a Monday night in June and hundreds have braved the haze of Canadian wildfires to gather in a cavernous sports facility in the city of Red Deer, Alberta.
www.cnn.com
June 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just back from Alberta. Honestly, half the people there are batshit crazy. I think their cowboy hats are cutting off blood to their brains.
www.cnn.com/2025/06/23/a...
www.cnn.com/2025/06/23/a...
Good night, John-Boy.
John-Boy:
Good night, everybody.
I love you.
“Good night Pete.
Good night Tulsi.
Good night Kristi.”
“… aren’t you forgetting somebody? I deserve the best good night ever. The best good night in the history of good nights! Whatever… good night Melania. Melania?”
John-Boy:
Good night, everybody.
I love you.
“Good night Pete.
Good night Tulsi.
Good night Kristi.”
“… aren’t you forgetting somebody? I deserve the best good night ever. The best good night in the history of good nights! Whatever… good night Melania. Melania?”
June 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Good night, John-Boy.
John-Boy:
Good night, everybody.
I love you.
“Good night Pete.
Good night Tulsi.
Good night Kristi.”
“… aren’t you forgetting somebody? I deserve the best good night ever. The best good night in the history of good nights! Whatever… good night Melania. Melania?”
John-Boy:
Good night, everybody.
I love you.
“Good night Pete.
Good night Tulsi.
Good night Kristi.”
“… aren’t you forgetting somebody? I deserve the best good night ever. The best good night in the history of good nights! Whatever… good night Melania. Melania?”
Once again, brain dead Sportsnet throws out Trump lovin’ Nickelback, as they go into the second intermission.
June 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Once again, brain dead Sportsnet throws out Trump lovin’ Nickelback, as they go into the second intermission.