Just wondering…since I can trace my heritage primarily to Sweden, does that mean I can be deported? Like will they pay us to go to Sweden please? We are surely too foreign. My family has only farmed here for like 5-6 generations, it’s nbd, we’ll find the old one back there!
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just wondering…since I can trace my heritage primarily to Sweden, does that mean I can be deported? Like will they pay us to go to Sweden please? We are surely too foreign. My family has only farmed here for like 5-6 generations, it’s nbd, we’ll find the old one back there!
Ugh guys remember when Obama used to bop down the stairs like da da da da da da bop bop bop? What a time to be alive.
October 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ugh guys remember when Obama used to bop down the stairs like da da da da da da bop bop bop? What a time to be alive.
Anyone else amazed by alliteration and also aghast about American autocratic alignments
September 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anyone else amazed by alliteration and also aghast about American autocratic alignments
I’m not tall enough to be an adult.
August 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m not tall enough to be an adult.
Let’s make a “parents can’t afford to send their kid to college, so they come up with a zany scheme” movie, but the zany scheme is letting the 18 year old take out a loan for the better half of $100k, I already have a sequel even
August 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Let’s make a “parents can’t afford to send their kid to college, so they come up with a zany scheme” movie, but the zany scheme is letting the 18 year old take out a loan for the better half of $100k, I already have a sequel even
It’s so silly to me that the people who harped on us not texting and driving ~15 years ago are now the only ones I see using their damn phones while driving. I can see it because I’m paying attention to the surrounding traffic and not using my phone. Wild times.
August 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s so silly to me that the people who harped on us not texting and driving ~15 years ago are now the only ones I see using their damn phones while driving. I can see it because I’m paying attention to the surrounding traffic and not using my phone. Wild times.
No. This is Patrick.
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is talking to a customer
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is talking to a customer on the phone and they ask if it’s the Krusty Krab and he says no, this is Patrick.
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July 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
No. This is Patrick.
Why are people so needlessly rude, condescending, or aggressive. Cruelty towards others is not cute bb
July 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Why are people so needlessly rude, condescending, or aggressive. Cruelty towards others is not cute bb
Finding work would be so much cooler if every job listing didn’t ask me to ignore the below-market pay and hours of unpaid overtime to dedicate my eternal soul in the spirit of being a team player for people who can’t be bothered
June 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Finding work would be so much cooler if every job listing didn’t ask me to ignore the below-market pay and hours of unpaid overtime to dedicate my eternal soul in the spirit of being a team player for people who can’t be bothered
A lot of times I look back on my physiological response to a situation and wonder if I repressed memories of going to the Milford School, where children are to be neither seen nor heard.
June 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A lot of times I look back on my physiological response to a situation and wonder if I repressed memories of going to the Milford School, where children are to be neither seen nor heard.
Every single day I feel like I’m annoying to every person I talk to or text, so now we’re just going back to throwing the thoughts into the ether. Love u bye!
June 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Every single day I feel like I’m annoying to every person I talk to or text, so now we’re just going back to throwing the thoughts into the ether. Love u bye!
31 and still picking the crust off my sandwich bread #grownupthings
June 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
31 and still picking the crust off my sandwich bread #grownupthings
Why am I so sad? It’s not the diagnosed bipolar, anxiety, or adhd disorders I don’t think, but it’s a feeling I have a lot! Bye
April 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why am I so sad? It’s not the diagnosed bipolar, anxiety, or adhd disorders I don’t think, but it’s a feeling I have a lot! Bye
Easy Cheese, an American icon, is now $6 at the gas station. What is this economy
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Easy Cheese, an American icon, is now $6 at the gas station. What is this economy
I feel like it’s silly for reality tv hosts to say “stick around” like bitch I don’t even have ads, it would take a physical emergency to make me go anywhere for any reason
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I feel like it’s silly for reality tv hosts to say “stick around” like bitch I don’t even have ads, it would take a physical emergency to make me go anywhere for any reason