MaxiPad
superabsorb.bsky.social
MaxiPad
@superabsorb.bsky.social
It must be chestive season πŸŽ„
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Back at the gym after fracturing my ribs and it fucking hurts like hell
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Nah, it’s a Ute
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Time to lose the bras and buy a pickup truck
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
During Covid lockdown in Australia if you had family around Christmas Day the police could force entry and make your family go home.

Is this service still available and do you have to book?
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sorry you lost me somewhere between you talking about politics and me slamming the door in your face
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Nothing wrong with shrubbery
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Could always just put steel wool down your knickers πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Does it make my forehead look big?
a bald man with a beard is brushing his hair with a brush .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is brushing his hair with a brush .
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November 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Bath time then play
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM