When the oppaipantsu afterdark body pillow is so comfortable, not only does A) your gf steals it for the first night, maybe two, but B) forces you to get a mattress topper for your new bed, although hot my gf loves the Godzilla wifu too, makes me jealous because I want to use my body pillow. Lol

Just made a good version of the breakfast ramen like Jimmy Dean's, gf gives it a passing grade, so I guess I am a better cook than them.

When your adhd artist girlfriend threatens to draw you pregnant, just stop her easily by asking them about their Scooby-Doo hyperfixation, works sometimes.

Girlfriend artist problems: "I just wanna look at your face, not your penis." Questionable problem, it's not even my penis. How to process this and tease her later?