sallie
@sumrandumbheaux.bsky.social
creative director, here for vibes
Your greatest danger is your ego
January 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Your greatest danger is your ego
They on TikTok saying all the baddies work in marketing/pr and I couldn’t agree more 🙂↕️
December 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM
They on TikTok saying all the baddies work in marketing/pr and I couldn’t agree more 🙂↕️
Every time I hear this song, I think about the time somebody played this over the speakers in my office 😭
Runnin in that pussy like a crash dummy. Bend it ova touch ya toes & shake that ass fa me <SHAKE>
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December 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Every time I hear this song, I think about the time somebody played this over the speakers in my office 😭
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Fellas there’s a lady on your skyline that deserves these.
December 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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I cannot wait until this 2 week break omg
December 18, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I cannot wait until this 2 week break omg
I want so lame slutty vegan real bad but I don’t feel like twerking for a burger 😭
December 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I want so lame slutty vegan real bad but I don’t feel like twerking for a burger 😭
A lady cussed me out real bad for this exact scenario 😭
Stranger: “Excuse me do you by chance have a phone I can use?”
Me with my phone in my hand: “No sorry”.
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Me with my phone in my hand: “No sorry”.
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
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December 12, 2024 at 7:40 PM
A lady cussed me out real bad for this exact scenario 😭
Endlessly wrestling with the desire to be an anti-capitalist but also needing to shit on these hoes 😔
December 12, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Endlessly wrestling with the desire to be an anti-capitalist but also needing to shit on these hoes 😔
Nothing hits better than canceled plans 😌
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Nothing hits better than canceled plans 😌
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Loser
Drake trolls Kendrick Lamar's "Mustard" lyric from his song "tv off" in Los Pollos' chat.
"CUSTAAAARRRRRD... we need a donut emoji in the chat custarrrrrddddd"
"CUSTAAAARRRRRD... we need a donut emoji in the chat custarrrrrddddd"
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Loser
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I don't miss Chicago winters 🥶
December 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I don't miss Chicago winters 🥶
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I am this old and that is why I have multiple planners to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 most digital tho #blacksky #blackskyover30
November 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I am this old and that is why I have multiple planners to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 most digital tho #blacksky #blackskyover30
Paying to park at the doctor’s office is diabolical 🙄
November 26, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Paying to park at the doctor’s office is diabolical 🙄
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And I just wanna thank Megan Thee Stallion for throwing the FIRST boulder at that DL Canadian’s stoning 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
November 26, 2024 at 1:05 AM
And I just wanna thank Megan Thee Stallion for throwing the FIRST boulder at that DL Canadian’s stoning 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls shouldn’t have to pay tariffs
November 26, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Gorgeous gorgeous girls shouldn’t have to pay tariffs
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My mom: "you remember Irene from when you were a baby? You met her once. Yeah, well, she dead!"
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November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
My mom: "you remember Irene from when you were a baby? You met her once. Yeah, well, she dead!"
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I hate when healthy me goes grocery shopping and don’t get snacks 🥲
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I hate when healthy me goes grocery shopping and don’t get snacks 🥲
Describe your in-person social skills with one image
November 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Describe your in-person social skills with one image
Virgo and I am not trying to fix nobody or nothing!
What’s a stereotype about your sign tht most people get wrong about you? I’ll go first: I’m a Leo & I DO NOT LIKE ATTENTION!!
November 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Virgo and I am not trying to fix nobody or nothing!
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025.
I got 40 🥴 what yall got?
I got 40 🥴 what yall got?
November 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025.
I got 40 🥴 what yall got?
I got 40 🥴 what yall got?
Yeah, I feel like that’s more true on threads because it imports and share an algo with IG. All I see on there is big accounts. Here it’s a nice mix
They on Threads saying Bluesky only works if you already have a big account.
Bro…all you have to do is engage & be cool on here. You can build a community pretty quickly here.
Bro…all you have to do is engage & be cool on here. You can build a community pretty quickly here.
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Yeah, I feel like that’s more true on threads because it imports and share an algo with IG. All I see on there is big accounts. Here it’s a nice mix
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Dasani taste like somebody already swished it around in their mouth.
Black ppl do not play about Dasani water 😂
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Dasani taste like somebody already swished it around in their mouth.
Lemme just slide in over here #addtoblackskyover30
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November 23, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Lemme just slide in over here #addtoblackskyover30