Sullivan the Monster
@sullivanmonster.bsky.social
A Monster bartender in Chicago that plays Magic: the Gathering and makes TikToks (100k+)
https://www.tiktok.com/@sullivanmonstermtg
https://www.tiktok.com/@sullivanmonstermtg
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November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reply with your ban predictions and what snacks you are willing to wager. I’ll go first:
One box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes on Agatha’s Soul Cauldron
One box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes on Agatha’s Soul Cauldron
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reply with your ban predictions and what snacks you are willing to wager. I’ll go first:
One box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes on Agatha’s Soul Cauldron
One box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes on Agatha’s Soul Cauldron
Another Monday, another flawless Secret Lair release.
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Another Monday, another flawless Secret Lair release.
Trouble with Secret Lairs??
(Foghorn Leghorn voice)
Shocked!!! Shocked, I say!
(Foghorn Leghorn voice)
Shocked!!! Shocked, I say!
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Trouble with Secret Lairs??
(Foghorn Leghorn voice)
Shocked!!! Shocked, I say!
(Foghorn Leghorn voice)
Shocked!!! Shocked, I say!
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Yu-gi-oh! Bulk or Busted Ft. SullivanTheMonster
YouTube video by Shucken Not Stirred
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November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Okay stores, it’s Nov 1st.
WHERE’S MY FRICKING EGG NOG ICE CREAM????
WHERE’S MY FRICKING EGG NOG ICE CREAM????
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Okay stores, it’s Nov 1st.
WHERE’S MY FRICKING EGG NOG ICE CREAM????
WHERE’S MY FRICKING EGG NOG ICE CREAM????
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The Kick the Cheat plush is back in stock and shipping now!
Part of our official Homestar Runner collection: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
Part of our official Homestar Runner collection: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Kick the Cheat plush is back in stock and shipping now!
Part of our official Homestar Runner collection: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
Part of our official Homestar Runner collection: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
I have now put this in my official MagicCon Vegas application. Looking forward to nibbling on you.
Next MagicCon goal: to make a video montage of me biting* every MTG TikToker I can find.
*gently and consentingly
*gently and consentingly
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I have now put this in my official MagicCon Vegas application. Looking forward to nibbling on you.
Has today’s Secret Lair been better or worse than the one two weeks ago?
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Has today’s Secret Lair been better or worse than the one two weeks ago?
For those of you about to suffer in Secret Lair queue hell, as your bartender, can I get you something while you wait? 🥃🍹🍧🍿
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For those of you about to suffer in Secret Lair queue hell, as your bartender, can I get you something while you wait? 🥃🍹🍧🍿
Commander, but your starting life total is 50 minus 10 for ever my color in your commander’s identity.
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Commander, but your starting life total is 50 minus 10 for ever my color in your commander’s identity.
Got my custom @dragonshield.bsky.social sleeves in today
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Got my custom @dragonshield.bsky.social sleeves in today
@nikachumtg.bsky.social hey, looks like a TikTok account is stealing your stuff? Might need a report.
www.tiktok.com/@gracegordon...
www.tiktok.com/@gracegordon...
gracegordon1976's Creator Profile
www.tiktok.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
@nikachumtg.bsky.social hey, looks like a TikTok account is stealing your stuff? Might need a report.
www.tiktok.com/@gracegordon...
www.tiktok.com/@gracegordon...
I used my free @dragonshield.bsky.social coupon from Atlanta to make some Dave from Legal sleeves.
October 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I used my free @dragonshield.bsky.social coupon from Atlanta to make some Dave from Legal sleeves.
MTG influencers, this you?
October 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
MTG influencers, this you?
If you had trouble getting a secret lair today, I’d appreciate it if you comment with what happened. I’ll be compiling these talking about it in a TikTok later.
October 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you had trouble getting a secret lair today, I’d appreciate it if you comment with what happened. I’ll be compiling these talking about it in a TikTok later.
How awful are the “mutate” and “ninjutsu” mechanics if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set has neither?
October 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How awful are the “mutate” and “ninjutsu” mechanics if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set has neither?
Something something Mondo Gecko
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Something something Mondo Gecko
A good Universes Beyond IP cannot save a poorly designed set. TMNT better play more like Final Fantasy and less like Spider-Man.
October 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A good Universes Beyond IP cannot save a poorly designed set. TMNT better play more like Final Fantasy and less like Spider-Man.
Today I executed plenary authority over the entire box of office donuts.
October 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today I executed plenary authority over the entire box of office donuts.
I’m going to need some MTG cosplayer to do a skit as Pam Bondi reading notes attacking other players Commanders. Any suggestions?
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m going to need some MTG cosplayer to do a skit as Pam Bondi reading notes attacking other players Commanders. Any suggestions?
In an attempt to coming traditional Jewish American faire and classic Asian, I threw some leftover pastrami into my stovetop ramen.
It was better than expected.
(Pastrami provided by Max’s deli in Skokie)
It was better than expected.
(Pastrami provided by Max’s deli in Skokie)
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
In an attempt to coming traditional Jewish American faire and classic Asian, I threw some leftover pastrami into my stovetop ramen.
It was better than expected.
(Pastrami provided by Max’s deli in Skokie)
It was better than expected.
(Pastrami provided by Max’s deli in Skokie)
Spider-Man super cheap at Micro Center! Look at these prices. 👀
October 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Spider-Man super cheap at Micro Center! Look at these prices. 👀