suhmoanahhhh.bsky.social
@suhmoanahhhh.bsky.social
Not the guys at the bar talking about how girls are lucky we have so many vibrator options ☠️
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I dropped a $10 tip on the ground 😭
August 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
TMI but pooping while cramping should be illegal 😭
August 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now both of my major corporate jobs are forcing me to clock less hours than what I worked.

Can someone get a damn lawsuit going?
August 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Listening to parents justify spending $60 on a T-shirt to their kids is soooo funny.

#merch
June 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well Trumpers you got your wish, America is another one of Donald’s failed businesses 👏
June 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Did anyone else’s grade school make you sing “1,2,3 that’s enough for me” at the water fountain?

Limiting a child water intake is wild
June 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pray for a fart but plan for shit
June 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Boy if only my teachers could see me now. Who would’ve thought I’d actually get paid to play on my phone?
May 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I wish there was a window in my bathroom so I can bath to the sounds of birds chirping like a Disney princess
April 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I think I wanna quit my job and go join a community that helps clean the beaches and actually takes care of our planet.
March 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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AOC: Do you know which coloradans did vote to cut medicare and jack up health care cost? Every single Republican representative from Colorado. Don't you worry, I was just at Gabe Evans' district, and 11,000 of his constituents would like a word
March 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All I wanted from 2025 was to see AOC and Bernie
March 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Right when I think I’m catching up, bam! I get sick. and fall behind again.
March 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I just ate this entire box straight out of the pot
February 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
For the record, I’m afraid of a MAGA lady in the girls bathroom not a trans person. 🏳️‍⚧️

My last post was worded weird/confusing so edited and reposted.
February 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How am I supposed to stop smoking when the world is the way it is?

The only thing working is knowing I’m not paying for shit I don’t NEED for the next 4 years.
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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@bennet.senate.gov why have you not said anything to us about the immediate and dangerous threat to our democracy? State ran media, financial coercion, and upending our constitution? What is the line for you to step out and say something to us?
January 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I wonder how mad republicans get when their phone autocorrects “no fucking way” to “no tucking way”
January 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I accidentally stayed up until 2am watching Dean destroy Emily sucks off Trump or whatever her name is
January 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I just spent the first two hours of my day fixing stuff my coworker messed up.

I told her she isn’t doing it right and taught her what to do.. and she still continues to do it wrong. 🙃
January 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today is a sad day for America.
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Yo @guayaki.bsky.social i absolutely love your product… can you please go back to 3 grams of sugar in all the drinks and get rid of all this 28 grams stuff 😭
January 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Many vegetarians don't want to harm animals, but might be unaware of the harsh realities of the dairy industry. 👀

👉 Watch Cowspiracy and uncover the shocking truth about animal agriculture: https://3movies.wtf/es/cowsp 📺

🎨: VeganFTA

#vegetarian #vegan #govegan #dairyisscary #dairy
January 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM