Sugarbaker Brown
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The bag of candy I picked up at the health food store definitely tastes like it came from the health food store. Probably for the best we didnt get any trick-or-treaters.
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The bag of candy I picked up at the health food store definitely tastes like it came from the health food store. Probably for the best we didnt get any trick-or-treaters.
Maybe after the 15th inning, they have to start pitching underhand.
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Maybe after the 15th inning, they have to start pitching underhand.
My mom and I are in the middle of a two week trip "back home" for her class reunion and to visit family. I'm trying to make this feel more like a vacation than obligation, since you never get to be a tourist in your own town.
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My mom and I are in the middle of a two week trip "back home" for her class reunion and to visit family. I'm trying to make this feel more like a vacation than obligation, since you never get to be a tourist in your own town.
This entire hotel just heard me yell when the Mariners game channel suddenly switched to damn Big Bang Theory rerun.
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This entire hotel just heard me yell when the Mariners game channel suddenly switched to damn Big Bang Theory rerun.
I stubbornly refuse to look up the meaning of "6. 7".
Just wondering why random Youths were shouting it from the cemetery pathway while we were visiting my grandparents' graves.
Just wondering why random Youths were shouting it from the cemetery pathway while we were visiting my grandparents' graves.
October 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I stubbornly refuse to look up the meaning of "6. 7".
Just wondering why random Youths were shouting it from the cemetery pathway while we were visiting my grandparents' graves.
Just wondering why random Youths were shouting it from the cemetery pathway while we were visiting my grandparents' graves.
What level of adulting is it to tell your parents that because they procrastinated, it's going to cost more.
a woman with her eyes closed and her hands on her chin
ALT: a woman with her eyes closed and her hands on her chin
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September 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What level of adulting is it to tell your parents that because they procrastinated, it's going to cost more.
Ma'am, if you're going to park your husband in a chair and let him watch videos on a tablet (like a toddler) while you shop, you must get him some headphones. His true crime podcast is ruining the vibe of the throw pillow aisle.
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Ma'am, if you're going to park your husband in a chair and let him watch videos on a tablet (like a toddler) while you shop, you must get him some headphones. His true crime podcast is ruining the vibe of the throw pillow aisle.
Wrapped up the job with some kind words from everyone and an awkwardly timed surprise cake (bag in hand, and leaving to meet with HR).
But *surely* there's nothing odd about my Boss and Company Boss casually hanging around outside the conference room where I did my (candid) exit interview.
But *surely* there's nothing odd about my Boss and Company Boss casually hanging around outside the conference room where I did my (candid) exit interview.
When I told my boss my last day would be Friday, he said "last day for what?"....and I had to bluntly say "for working here".
June 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Wrapped up the job with some kind words from everyone and an awkwardly timed surprise cake (bag in hand, and leaving to meet with HR).
But *surely* there's nothing odd about my Boss and Company Boss casually hanging around outside the conference room where I did my (candid) exit interview.
But *surely* there's nothing odd about my Boss and Company Boss casually hanging around outside the conference room where I did my (candid) exit interview.
This is my last week at the place I have worked at for eleven years.
Truly, I'd be more excited if I wasn't still having to do my job while trying to wrap up my job.
Truly, I'd be more excited if I wasn't still having to do my job while trying to wrap up my job.
June 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is my last week at the place I have worked at for eleven years.
Truly, I'd be more excited if I wasn't still having to do my job while trying to wrap up my job.
Truly, I'd be more excited if I wasn't still having to do my job while trying to wrap up my job.
Surprisingly sanguine about my new phone transfer (somehow) deleting two years of photos.
April 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Surprisingly sanguine about my new phone transfer (somehow) deleting two years of photos.
Absolutely stymied at how to complete my portion of the annual review when my (bananapants) team lead writes that I should "give into the negative".
March 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Absolutely stymied at how to complete my portion of the annual review when my (bananapants) team lead writes that I should "give into the negative".
Welp, the best way to put a sour finish on a lovely week off is to stop by work to pick something up.
Two hours and counting until a week of vacation time, sure to be filled with such exciting adventures as "organizing the linen closet" and "finally tackling those boxes in the garage".
March 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Welp, the best way to put a sour finish on a lovely week off is to stop by work to pick something up.
Two hours and counting until a week of vacation time, sure to be filled with such exciting adventures as "organizing the linen closet" and "finally tackling those boxes in the garage".
March 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Two hours and counting until a week of vacation time, sure to be filled with such exciting adventures as "organizing the linen closet" and "finally tackling those boxes in the garage".
Since I was hoping my slight congestion would turn into a head cold so I could take some time off and miss Quarterly Busy Week and coworkers might actually step up and do their parts......that probably means I should use some vacation days. And that I'm justified in job searching.
March 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Since I was hoping my slight congestion would turn into a head cold so I could take some time off and miss Quarterly Busy Week and coworkers might actually step up and do their parts......that probably means I should use some vacation days. And that I'm justified in job searching.
Feeling like its time to look for another job after ten years in the same place, and my friend sent along a very interesting posting.
It now takes two hours to complete an online application? And there are essay questions?!
It now takes two hours to complete an online application? And there are essay questions?!
February 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Feeling like its time to look for another job after ten years in the same place, and my friend sent along a very interesting posting.
It now takes two hours to complete an online application? And there are essay questions?!
It now takes two hours to complete an online application? And there are essay questions?!
Like Thanksgiving leftovers, they are reheating the same complaints for the Rose Parade.
The annual tradition in our house is Dad suggesting we watch the parade, and Mom lamenting all the talking and commercials and how it used to be better.
So instead we watch football, so they can both lament all the talking and the commercials.
So instead we watch football, so they can both lament all the talking and the commercials.
January 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Like Thanksgiving leftovers, they are reheating the same complaints for the Rose Parade.
Golly, management sure doesn't like when my teammate and I ask "so where does the money go?"
Colour Me Curious Catherine Ohara GIF
ALT: Colour Me Curious Catherine Ohara GIF
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May 8, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Golly, management sure doesn't like when my teammate and I ask "so where does the money go?"
My eye doctor chivalrously did not mention my specific age.
Instead he said, "many of the classmates you graduated with are starting to find bifocals helpful".
Instead he said, "many of the classmates you graduated with are starting to find bifocals helpful".
May 1, 2024 at 1:42 AM
My eye doctor chivalrously did not mention my specific age.
Instead he said, "many of the classmates you graduated with are starting to find bifocals helpful".
Instead he said, "many of the classmates you graduated with are starting to find bifocals helpful".
Boomer parents are really just teens with bank accounts.
They've got the TV cranked up to deafening, and neither looks up from their phone when I say dinner is ready.
They've got the TV cranked up to deafening, and neither looks up from their phone when I say dinner is ready.
April 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Boomer parents are really just teens with bank accounts.
They've got the TV cranked up to deafening, and neither looks up from their phone when I say dinner is ready.
They've got the TV cranked up to deafening, and neither looks up from their phone when I say dinner is ready.
Never expected so much of my adult life would involve saying "I don't know where you're getting those numbers from" on a regular basis.
Muttering about my one wild and precious life as I log back in at 9pm to file The Always Wrong Report that has to be done before midnight, but for which I only now got the data.
Will this slightly deranged 9:30pm email convince Accounting that my report is correct and their daily master report is wrong? We'll find out in the morning.
April 1, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Never expected so much of my adult life would involve saying "I don't know where you're getting those numbers from" on a regular basis.
Muttering about my one wild and precious life as I log back in at 9pm to file The Always Wrong Report that has to be done before midnight, but for which I only now got the data.
Will this slightly deranged 9:30pm email convince Accounting that my report is correct and their daily master report is wrong? We'll find out in the morning.
December 1, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Muttering about my one wild and precious life as I log back in at 9pm to file The Always Wrong Report that has to be done before midnight, but for which I only now got the data.
Will this slightly deranged 9:30pm email convince Accounting that my report is correct and their daily master report is wrong? We'll find out in the morning.
November 16, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Will this slightly deranged 9:30pm email convince Accounting that my report is correct and their daily master report is wrong? We'll find out in the morning.