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Deslopificator
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this account is formally on the record • arguing from a meta adversarial analysis lens • creating new sociological frameworks in grad and law school
If you guys are wondering how the US produces Olympic athletes it’s also capitalism 😍
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This millennial “live, laugh, love” font needs to be eradicated #RHOBH
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Erika would be so much more interesting if she wasn’t obsessed with falling in line with Kyle like what’s her genuine opinion on something like give us anything pls #RHOBH
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Sutton’s daughter not giving a fuck while Sutton has a crisis over a last name is all of us #RHOBH
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I get what Amanda’s saying about boundaries like she’s saying the right things but she’s using it incorrectly. You don’t get to keep weaponizing your child’s death and then blaming everyone else for trying to do their jobs. #RHOBH
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Anyway, support a black owned, anti-rape business:
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February 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Showing my cat a deep dive on cats working on boats to show him that some cats actually had to work
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Does anyone know when the ps6 is going to exist I’ve literally held off on buying the ps5 because it’s so ugly I refuse to have it as part of my decor
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
In case you’re wondering, yes, men are trying to redefine the term pedophile over the Epstein files so they don’t have to acknowledge their own proximity to sexual exploitation of minors.
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
As an Abraham Lincoln expert, you’re correct.
My review: Abraham Lincoln would have shot himself in the theater watching this movie.
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Everyday on X and see ppl saying the most insane racist misogynist shit I’ve ever seen.

When it’s reported, X is always like:

“Sorry we found nothing wrong :) also there’s no way to ever contact us about anything, but try just not looking at it :)”

#hatespeech #freedomofspeech #onlineabuse
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I don’t normally hate, but when I do, it comes from a place of ethics, nuance, and critical analysis.
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Proposing is insane the guy is basically showing you how good he is at lying until he finally asks you if you’d like to then spend the rest of your life with him
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
X was giving “mom come pick me up I’m scared” energy for awhile but I finally made the switch because I heard this app was better in like every way
Are people less awful on here than they are on X
February 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Ok but this is my cat rizzo who also goes by riz, rizbo, rizzoroni, rizzotini, etc.

He believes he was worshiped by pharaohs.
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Where’s my law adjacent and academic scholar people on here to follow regarding social issues
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Are people less awful on here than they are on X
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM