scientist: *touches the ground* it is here we look for gnomesign

mercenary, hand on his blade: I thought theys just a myth

scientist: No my friend. They make the tickleberries

*close by, the ground begins to bulge and tremble*

scientist: we are dead men.

getting into a psychosexual situationship with the balatro joker and it’s NOT a clown thing

hawk-chooa sneeze on that thang

when doing various tasks, it is helpful to differentiate between your yuckied-up hand, and your non-yuckied-up hand

I’m gonna post some of my personal favorite tweets here because self plagiarism is good actually and they didn’t get enough attention on twitter

yeah.

finally made an account here after peer pressure so hi everyone I’m starting from nothing