The Rural Juror
@suchcorn.bsky.social
Mental health professional 🛋️, animal lover 🐾, horror enthusiast 👻, and idiot 🤷🏼♀️
Forgive me Baja for I have blasted.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Forgive me Baja for I have blasted.
Burgers bigger than a typical fast food burger are simply too large.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Burgers bigger than a typical fast food burger are simply too large.
At a warehouse party with spiders. Soon there will be karaoke.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
At a warehouse party with spiders. Soon there will be karaoke.
Having a 2 year old is fun but just as insane as everyone says.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Having a 2 year old is fun but just as insane as everyone says.
The biggest mom energy.
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The biggest mom energy.
Say what you will about my taste in music and coping skills, but it’s physically impossible to cry when listening to a song titled “Zombie Handjob.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Say what you will about my taste in music and coping skills, but it’s physically impossible to cry when listening to a song titled “Zombie Handjob.”
If your pumpkin patch doesn’t have dinosaurs, I’m not going.
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If your pumpkin patch doesn’t have dinosaurs, I’m not going.
My love language is giving horror movie recommendations.
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My love language is giving horror movie recommendations.
I feel strongly that @bwecht.bsky.social would be such a good guest on @whatsallthispod.bsky.social. Just trying to will this into existence.
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I feel strongly that @bwecht.bsky.social would be such a good guest on @whatsallthispod.bsky.social. Just trying to will this into existence.
Nightmare Before Christmas is a tale about staying in your lane.
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nightmare Before Christmas is a tale about staying in your lane.
Walking the dog this morning and it’s cold again! Hello fall, thanks for finally joining us.
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Walking the dog this morning and it’s cold again! Hello fall, thanks for finally joining us.
I feel like I could be a mod on the Chili’s subreddit. — Derek
October 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I feel like I could be a mod on the Chili’s subreddit. — Derek
Why can’t I just spend time with my daughter, nap, and watch more Michael Mann movies? Feeling depleted today. 😪
September 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why can’t I just spend time with my daughter, nap, and watch more Michael Mann movies? Feeling depleted today. 😪
Faire with my love 💚
September 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Faire with my love 💚
🥔🍠🥔POTATO BATTLE🥔🍠🥔
September 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
🥔🍠🥔POTATO BATTLE🥔🍠🥔
Having Mina’s 2nd birthday party. It hasn’t started and I’m already exhausted. Pray for me.
September 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Having Mina’s 2nd birthday party. It hasn’t started and I’m already exhausted. Pray for me.
Husband put on original Iron Chef. What a fucking incredible show.
September 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Husband put on original Iron Chef. What a fucking incredible show.
Thought of the evening. boxd.it/1kTiKf
September 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Thought of the evening. boxd.it/1kTiKf
I feel like my desire to travel to Australia has been reignited since my mom died and (less importantly) by some of the content I consume. Bird watching also must be crazy.
August 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I feel like my desire to travel to Australia has been reignited since my mom died and (less importantly) by some of the content I consume. Bird watching also must be crazy.
I still have a very cute dog.
August 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I still have a very cute dog.
I think it makes a lot of sense. — Derek defending the phrase “learn to play the hamburger.”
July 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I think it makes a lot of sense. — Derek defending the phrase “learn to play the hamburger.”
Beginning my yearly TAZ: Balance listen. It always starts when the summer insomnia does. 😖
July 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Beginning my yearly TAZ: Balance listen. It always starts when the summer insomnia does. 😖
“Sir Fatham Ass,” is that anything?
July 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Sir Fatham Ass,” is that anything?