James
@suburbianite.bsky.social
• pretty good kitchen designer 👨🏻💻
• apprentice cabinet maker 🪛
• aspiring to be the nigella lawson of melbourne 👨🏻🍳
• apprentice cabinet maker 🪛
• aspiring to be the nigella lawson of melbourne 👨🏻🍳
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December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
thinking about him 🙂↕️
Good god the theory requirements that I have to submit for TAFE to finish my first year is a fucking JOKE. Not helped by an assessor who is fucking useless with a laptop and has no idea what he’s doing. Also not helped by two fucking CLOWNS of 17-20 year olds just being fuckwits. I hate it here.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Good god the theory requirements that I have to submit for TAFE to finish my first year is a fucking JOKE. Not helped by an assessor who is fucking useless with a laptop and has no idea what he’s doing. Also not helped by two fucking CLOWNS of 17-20 year olds just being fuckwits. I hate it here.
I should be able to get everything I need to do for TAFE this year done today, provided our fucking infuriating teacher just LETS me. The dude is insufferable.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I should be able to get everything I need to do for TAFE this year done today, provided our fucking infuriating teacher just LETS me. The dude is insufferable.
Resorting to using my fucking bench scraper to clean up the ground w**d going all over my fucking desk, because my herb grinder is fucking USELESS.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Resorting to using my fucking bench scraper to clean up the ground w**d going all over my fucking desk, because my herb grinder is fucking USELESS.
They’re playing Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe on Gold 104.3 🥲
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
They’re playing Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe on Gold 104.3 🥲
Bitch!! I made this from SCRATCH!! I’m stoked!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bitch!! I made this from SCRATCH!! I’m stoked!!
To whoever is pricing items at the Greensborough Savers, respectfully get fucked.
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
To whoever is pricing items at the Greensborough Savers, respectfully get fucked.
Fully crashed out at the intersection of Blyth and Nicholson Streets because I walked to three cafes dotted around that intersection and NONE were opened. Mamma needs coffee and CARBS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fully crashed out at the intersection of Blyth and Nicholson Streets because I walked to three cafes dotted around that intersection and NONE were opened. Mamma needs coffee and CARBS.
I bought three 1960’s printed tiles at a vintage market in Warrnambool a month or so ago, got them framed up and just picked them up from the framers. I’m STOKED, they look so good 🥹🥲
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I bought three 1960’s printed tiles at a vintage market in Warrnambool a month or so ago, got them framed up and just picked them up from the framers. I’m STOKED, they look so good 🥹🥲
Of course the flying ants that only come out that one night of the year chose tonight, the nicest evening to be outside semi nude, to do their shenanigans. I just wanted lay on the daybed in the backyard in PEACE.
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Of course the flying ants that only come out that one night of the year chose tonight, the nicest evening to be outside semi nude, to do their shenanigans. I just wanted lay on the daybed in the backyard in PEACE.
> Needed a job that was flexible with university.
> Was hired by IKEA to design kitchens for customers.
> Was poached by current boss to design IKEA kitchens for his flatpack installation business.
> Been in the industry 11 years now, so thought I should probably become a proper cabinet maker.
> Fin
> Was hired by IKEA to design kitchens for customers.
> Was poached by current boss to design IKEA kitchens for his flatpack installation business.
> Been in the industry 11 years now, so thought I should probably become a proper cabinet maker.
> Fin
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
> Needed a job that was flexible with university.
> Was hired by IKEA to design kitchens for customers.
> Was poached by current boss to design IKEA kitchens for his flatpack installation business.
> Been in the industry 11 years now, so thought I should probably become a proper cabinet maker.
> Fin
> Was hired by IKEA to design kitchens for customers.
> Was poached by current boss to design IKEA kitchens for his flatpack installation business.
> Been in the industry 11 years now, so thought I should probably become a proper cabinet maker.
> Fin
TGIF. I’m gonna get stoned, drink beer and play board games with my friends 😌
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
TGIF. I’m gonna get stoned, drink beer and play board games with my friends 😌
Glen Roy would be a fantastic drag king name.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Glen Roy would be a fantastic drag king name.
I need the next four weeks of work to go FAST. I’m OVER it 😤
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I need the next four weeks of work to go FAST. I’m OVER it 😤
I think tonight is a suckle on my weed vape and binge watch awful but good murder mystery/whodunits on ABC iview 😌
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I think tonight is a suckle on my weed vape and binge watch awful but good murder mystery/whodunits on ABC iview 😌
I love when people post private information online with their whole chest and it makes you realise quite how stupid they really are.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love when people post private information online with their whole chest and it makes you realise quite how stupid they really are.
Is there a word for that mood or feeling you’re in immediately after you leave the movies and are making your way home, deep in your thoughts and everything feels cinematic? If not, there should be.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Is there a word for that mood or feeling you’re in immediately after you leave the movies and are making your way home, deep in your thoughts and everything feels cinematic? If not, there should be.
Seeing the three worst Australia birds (a silver gull, a noisy miner and a magpie lark) all bickering with one another outside a suburban bakery has made my day.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Seeing the three worst Australia birds (a silver gull, a noisy miner and a magpie lark) all bickering with one another outside a suburban bakery has made my day.
God I love doing kitchen design appointments for homosexual men in the northern suburbs. They’re always just on the same bloody page.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
God I love doing kitchen design appointments for homosexual men in the northern suburbs. They’re always just on the same bloody page.
Read one delusional email from a prospective client and just shut the lid of my laptop to go make myself a second coffee. It’s too early for this shit.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Read one delusional email from a prospective client and just shut the lid of my laptop to go make myself a second coffee. It’s too early for this shit.
Working in Woodend today building a kitchen and reception for my work phone is dogshit. It has been ringing non-stop all fucking day and I just can’t be bothered, so I just turned it off. I’m over it. Pack it up. I’m done with this year.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Working in Woodend today building a kitchen and reception for my work phone is dogshit. It has been ringing non-stop all fucking day and I just can’t be bothered, so I just turned it off. I’m over it. Pack it up. I’m done with this year.
Imagine spending all evening with your friends, and then when you send the obligatory “I’m home safe!” text at the request of your friend they’re like “Thank you! By the way, I broke up with (partner of multiple years who was also at the same event I just got home from)!”.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Imagine spending all evening with your friends, and then when you send the obligatory “I’m home safe!” text at the request of your friend they’re like “Thank you! By the way, I broke up with (partner of multiple years who was also at the same event I just got home from)!”.
Only took me two full days, an absurd amount of coffee and going more insane than usual, but both work inboxes and the work to-action lists are all down to zero. I could cry.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Only took me two full days, an absurd amount of coffee and going more insane than usual, but both work inboxes and the work to-action lists are all down to zero. I could cry.
Oh I’m fully going to go in-fucking-sane today I fear.
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Oh I’m fully going to go in-fucking-sane today I fear.
I don’t understand how it is so hard for people to follow directions given on a GPS. Trying to work out where our 22 year old apprentice is compared to me despite both having the same address is driving me insane.
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don’t understand how it is so hard for people to follow directions given on a GPS. Trying to work out where our 22 year old apprentice is compared to me despite both having the same address is driving me insane.