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Official [BLUE_SKY] Account
[EP 12] — [JAN • 2026]
[WEBSERIES_URL] www.youtube.com/@subparse
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On the [TENTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[TEN_ANGLES] working.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
On the [NINTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[NINE] <DUCKIES> gripping.
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
On the [EIGHTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[EIGHT] <HERBIES> peeking.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
On the [SEVENTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[SEVEN_SHEETS] twisting.
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On the [SIXTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[SIX_SECRETS] hiding.
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On the [FIFTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[FIVE] muscle <GALS>.
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On the [FOURTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[FOUR] bare [BEARS].
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On the [THIRD] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[THREE] blurry <LORNES>.
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On the [SECOND] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[TWO] snapped [SUSPENDERS].
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On the [FIRST] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

A <BIG_J> lounging in <BUNK_THREE>.
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Should publish [BOUDOIR_IMAGERY] on [SOCIAL_PLATFORMS] that do [NOT_PROVIDE] any [CONTENT_WARNING_LABELS]?

🔵 Yes [FREE_THE_NIP].
🔵 No [CONSIDER_THE_CHILDREN].

📅 Ends: December 25, 2025, 10:00 PM UTC

📊 Show results
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Our [CAMPAIGN] has [OFFICIALLY] come to an [END]!
Please [FOLLOW] our <KICKSTARTER> page for all [UPCOMING_UPDATES].

Thank <YOU> again to [EVERYONE] who [SUPPORTED] us!
We're [VERY_EXCITED] for you to [RECEIVE] your [PINS]!
<333
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Only [24 HOURS] left!

Our [CAMPAIGN] ends [TOMORROW] at [4:40PM_EST].

<P> says [BUY] your [PINS_NOW] before they [SLIP] through your [TENTACLES]!
December 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[SEE] the pin.
[NEED] the pin.
[BUY] the pin.

[5_DAYS] remain.
[BUY_THIS_PIN].
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Thank you, ! <333
We're now [147]% funded with [8] days left in our [CAMPAIGN]!

If you haven't already, you can [ORDER] your [LIMITED_EDITION] rose gold [ENAMEL_PIN] here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It's [DAY_FOUR] of our [ENAMEL_PIN] and we're already [OVER_50]% funded!

[VISIT] the [LINK] below for our [CAMPAIGN]!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
To [COMMEMORATE] our of [BROADCAST], we're [RELEASING] a [LIMITED_EDITION] rose gold [PIN]!

[VISIT] our here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What's that on <HERBIE'S> [LAPEL]??

What if <YOU> too could possess [PHYSICAL_GOODS] to [REPRESENT] your [LOVE] for <SUBPARSE>?

Our [ANNOUNCEMENT_TOMORROW] will have you [PINING].
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
scream.
scream.
We [ALL_SCREAM] for [NEW_CONTENT]!

[REMINDER]: Our [LATEST_VIDEO] is [AVAILABLE] for your [OPENED_EYES]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSh...
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
<BIG_J> gets to [KNOW] <HERB>’s [TERRIFIC_FRIEND].
[VIEW] their [TOUCHING_MOMENT] now!
Call Me By His Name
YouTube video by [SUBPARSE]
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
<HERBIE> is keeping a [CLOSE_EYE] on <BIG_J> because [EVERY_MINUTE] counts.

[BROADCAST] of our [NEW_VIDEO] log begins in [2] hours.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[BLINK] and you'll [MISS] it.

Keep your [EYES_WIDE_OPEN] for our [NEW_VIDEO] log [TOMORROW] at [5PM_EDT].
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
[IGNORING] the [PROBLEM] doesn't always [WORK]... especially when it has [TENTACLES].

Join the <C_TEAM> for another harrowing [VIDEO_LOG] this [FRIDAY_28TH] at [5PM_EDT].
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by [SUBPARSE]
A quick doodle I did for a fanfic.
I saw a Lunar Halo once and it stayed in my mind.
wish I could improve it more but my siblings don't like it when I use their PC :/
#subparse
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Reposted by [SUBPARSE]
Guys is it REALLY worth it?
#subparse
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM