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[EP 12] — [NOV • 2025]
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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 29d
[EMPLOYEE] of the [MONTH] holds a different [MEANING] here.

Come [WATCH] with !
youtu.be/kUdnTbuc658
When Your Boss Forces You to Retire
YouTube video by [SUBPARSE]
youtu.be
subparseshow.bsky.social
Here are [THREE_OUTTAKES] to [FILL] the [VOID] in your [CONTENT_DEPRIVED] brains :-D

The <C_TEAM> will be right [BACK] with [EPISODE_12]!
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Hahahahhhh ive been thinking about Vinny recently lolol. I made this id card for him……… #SUBPARSE #oc
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Oh my gah!!! I made a #SUBPARSE oc????
I did my best to replicate the art style and drew her!!! Their name is Vincent or Vinny and based on mantis shrimps - my favorite marine animal… :} (any pronouns)
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Woahhh i drew smth. Yay herb reading like the NERD he is. #SUBPARSE
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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paliapin.bsky.social
Some sketches I did in my breaks.
I am very mad that my time to draw got cut suddenly and all I can do are these small doodles i drew in 5-10 mins. Scanned terribly by an app through my phone.
I am really sorry 🫠
#subparse
Panel 1 Pin very mad/frustrated about work that changed it's atmosphere so suddenly P: I HATE THIS WORK! WHY DO I EVEN CARE?! (alluding to quit) Panel 2 Pin turns around and sees a pinboard saying "DO IT FOR THEM" Panel 3 Closer look of the pinboard. "DO IT FOR THEM" has multiple pictures pinned. A lovely dunk, I definetly didn't forget to add his earring. Bigherb in one picture. They are fighting. CGAL smiling like the angel. Definetly planned to kick Lornes skull later. A picture of Lorne... well... his moustache to be exact. I'd do it for the moustache. Next to him is "Merch" because I definetly need the parse merch. Asap. Then there are pictures of rent, taxes, food and dept. Ah well. Panel 1 Herbie: *staring at his phone a little dissapointed* my follower-base isn't growing... Lorne: *sighs* increase your sax-appeal Panel 2 Herbie: *turns around confused* ... you mean sex-appeal Panel 3 Lorne playing a Saxophone with all his grace. Spotlight is on him and is his practically glittering in skill. Herbie: *filming Lorne for his followers life* ... of course... His followers increased up to 100k. Inspired by an ad I saw while traveling. It said Sax-appeal :P Hatsune Mikubert scrolling his phone while wearing his deep sea girl cosplay. Inspired by nathans Herbling rocking that dress.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Damn I don’t think I actually posted this anywhere yet besides the discord
#subparse ily cgal
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
I didn’t post this onto tumblr?? Okay well I made these
I showed the c-gal figure of tumblr. but ehhhh.. she kinda. Broke. rip c gal. This is what will happen when she gets the update
Anyways we also got a bj shaker charm and 3 pins bc I ran out of materials before I could make more #SUBPARSE
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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brrrthebear.bsky.social
A Subparse story I wrote is available on Patreon?
And it's FREE for EVERYONE to read?!
~~~
When momentary supernatural possession
leads to supranational monetary possession:
www.patreon.com/posts/142504...
Tales from the Crypto-Keeper | [SUBPARSE]
Get more from [SUBPARSE] on Patreon
www.patreon.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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sxullit.bsky.social
i do have more cgallings!!!! super small , squishable , only the size of your palm bsky.app/profile/sxul...
sxullit.bsky.social nathan @sxullit.bsky.social · 29d
its not just bigherb its a whole mess lmao ToT
3/4 of a page filled with plankton c_team creatures. - dunkling holding cgalling in his big arms. - lorneling trying to teach cgalling how to loaf by showing her , but she fails miserably. - herbling loafing. "fresh out of the oven" , "loaf" , "perfect loaf" - beejling and herbling loafing jerbifully. - herbling eating one of beejling's antennas but beejling isnt happy with it so he calls him a bitch. "DOESNT consent" (its something i have drawn ALOTT i just love it so much) - lorneling holding cgalling. shes super small compared to him. - cgalling wiggling on the floor. "so small she doesnt know how to loaf" - robertling and lorneling hugging together. - herbling riding one of [P]'s tentacles like a dragon. - lorneling and robertling mating. an arrow points to cgalling indicating shes their child. "she's only 4 days old" (they dont mate guys its just a ritual. they do mitosis instead.) - dunkling holding lorneling as they peacefully loaf together. nathan posting lunk?????? - robertling and lorneling making a heart with their antennas. - post incident lorneling trembling and crying on Captain's uniform. - lorneling loafing and robertling eating his antenna. they both look very pleasant. "does consent" - lorneling and cgalling loafing together. she finally figured it out. these creatures are super affectionate see? they loaf , mate and go through mitosis and cannibalise eachother!!!! thats so cute <3
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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paliapin.bsky.social
Small doodle I did at work
#Subparse #Halloween #Art
Inked doodle of Dunk wearing a giant Pumpkin suit made out of Pumpkin. A spooky bear face is carved in. Dunk is holding a saw in one hand and a carving tool on the other. He says with a cutiepie smile "I grew this Pumpkin myself" And Big J (yeah I didn't have time to ink him) responding "that's actually very impressive" And the rest is just messy pencil notes. The photo-scanner app just kept it in.
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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julas-little-spot.bsky.social
(2/2)
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#PantyAndStocking #PASWG #Subparse
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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julas-little-spot.bsky.social
Felt a little silly, also new pfp
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#subparse
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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sxullit.bsky.social
i have two days left to finish ˃⤙˂ please accept this small doodle as i work on those

i call this piece "HQ brutally murders Big J and nobody gaf" #subparse
screenshot of an instagram story. Lorne standing infront of a most likely dead Beej. he is shrugging with a nervous expression. meanwhile Big J is bleeding on the floor. HQ got him </3 L: sorry J , cant lie to HQ. "finally he gets what he deserves❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹" small two panel comic. first panel: Lorne , as nervous as he was in the first drawing. assume he's pointing at Big J's corpse. L: OK , so do we put him in the freezer... or throw him out into the ocean? second panel: Herbie is uninterestedly (is that a word) looking up at Lorne , clearly bothered that he got disturbed probably reading fanfics or something. Dunk on the other hand is in utter shock , tears welling up in his eyes. D: BIG J IS *DEAD*!??! H: im not touching him. oscar suggested we put him in the stew. good idea
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
Can you [HANDLE] the [TRUTH]?

Come for the [CELEBRATIONS] and stay for the [HARD_TRUTHS] in our [LATEST_VIDEO]!
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[EMPLOYEE] of the [MONTH] holds a different [MEANING] here.

Come [WATCH] with !
youtu.be/kUdnTbuc658
When Your Boss Forces You to Retire
YouTube video by [SUBPARSE]
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
The only thing [MESSIER] than the [FOAM] is the [TRUTH].

[FULL_VIDEO] will be [BLASTING] your [CRANIUM] in [2] hours.
Lorne, covered in firefighting foam, standing in a defensive pose at the helm of the C Class Vessel submarine.
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[TRUTH] or [FALSEHOOD]: This is an [APPROPRIATE_THEME] for a [PARTY].

New [VIDEO_LOG] releases [TOMORROW] at [5PM_EDT]... unless <HQ> pulls the plug.
A display monitor showing a neon turquoise avatar of Big J alongside the prompt: "<BIG_J> IS [TERMINATED]" with two options below - "TRUE" and "FALSE" - both answers are paired with their respective runic translations. In the monitor's reflection, a confused Dunk and a worried Lorne can be seen staring at the screen.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
subparseshow.bsky.social
A [CELEBRATION] is [UNFOLDING]… but so is something [DARKER].

Full [VIDEO_LOG] unravels this [WEDNESDAY] at [5PM_EDT].
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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sxullit.bsky.social
#subparse nation do we all agree that herbie would be absolutely cracked at project sekai or nah... (⊙ _ ⊙ )
first panel: Big J giving a lecture about something (possibly the QN3) with passion. second panel: he notices literally nobody is paying attention , abruptly cutting his lecture. J: (...) thats why– J: are tou guys even listening? third panel: the other three on the table infront of Big J. Herbie is playing project sekai full focus , tapping on his phone screen like his life depends on it. Dunk is watching him with awe but Lorne on the other hand is absolutely terrified and confused. Big J rightfully gets mad since none of them gaf. H: wait shut up im super locked in J: (angry Beej) Herbling nudging the crying Beejling , proudly trying to show him his "the Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku" expert 30 full combo (1520 combo). Beejling is angrily sniffing woth his back turned against him– not interested at all. H: ok but check my FC out J: no. Herbling has all the rights to be proud. i have trauma from that song's chart its a nightmare fuel. also the only reason he probably started playing is because of Miku lets all be honest for a moment
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
It’s the [LAST_DAY] of #Subtember and the [FINAL_PROMPT] is: [REDACTED].

While this [SKETCH] is an [UNLIKELY] scenario, say [THANK_YOU] to every who [ENGAGED] with our [CHALLENGE] - from full [ILLUSTRATIONS] to a single [LIKE].

Your [SUPPORT] has been [APPRECIATED] <333
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Big J's interpretation of someone from HQ giving thanks to Sub_scribers for their art submissions. He is shown to be an older man with thinning hair and glasses. His hands are clenched and raised in front of his face, partially obscuring it. He is wearing a uniform with a badge that holds the Subparse logo. He has two speech bubbles that say "Thank you. Your efforts have been noticed." and "Love that.'. "30. Redacted" is written on the top left of the paper and crossed out.
September 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
It's [DAY_TWENTY_NINE] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [TRANSFORM].

I [SPECULATE] whether [THIS] is his [FINAL_FORM]…
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Captain Robert, the rubber ducky, wearing a mariner's cap. There are question marks to either side of him, four in total. "29. Transform" is written on the bottom of the paper.
September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
It's [DAY_TWENTY_EIGHT] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [TREASURE].

To tiny [MOMENTS] stitched into [MEMORY],
Now [ALL] of it [LIVES] in this one [FRAME].
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Big J, cropped off by the paper at nose level, both arms raised, holding up an old polaroid of himself and the B Team. "28. TREASURE" is written on the top left corner of the paper.
September 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
It's [DAY_TWENTY_SEVEN] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [SURFACE].

Should I [REACH] the [SURFACE], this [VIEW] would [SUFFICE]...
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Herbie sitting on top of the C Class Vessel that has surfaced from the water. In the distance, the sun meets the horizon. "27. Surface" is written on the bottom right corner of the paper.
September 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
It's [DAY_TWENTY_SIX] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [CONSOLE].

Nothing would [CONSOLE] if we angered .
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts a sprite of Big J with both arms raised, presenting/praising a gigantic Bimbembo Switch console (a handheld gaming console, not unlike the Nintendo Switch). "26. console" is written on the top right corner of the paper along with big 3D block letters that read "BIMBEMBO SWITCH" on the upper portion of the paper. Next to Big J is smaller text that reads "Don't sue us Nintendo, pls".
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
It's [DAY_TWENTY_FIVE] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [TOXIC].

I can't [DETERMINE] if this [TASK] demanded [MORE] or [LESS_ENERGY] to complete...
A piece of paper with Big J's submission for Subtember, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. It's just a photo cut-out of Herbie from the waist up taped on with two pieces of scotch tape. The photo shows Herbie fanning himself with money, while his other hand rests on his hip. "25. Toxic" is written on top of the paper.
September 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM