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[EP 12] — [JAN • 2026]
[WEBSERIES_URL] www.youtube.com/@subparse
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On the [TENTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[TEN_ANGLES] working.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Dunk, a polar bear, lying on his back in bed, left paw over the sheets, left leg raised, looking over his shoulder towards the viewer. The text "On the 10th Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [NINTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[NINE] <DUCKIES> gripping.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Lorne in boxers and socks, sitting in bed and gripping a rubber duck with his right arm extended, a look of determination on his face. The text "On the 9th Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [EIGHTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[EIGHT] <HERBIES> peeking.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Herbie lying in bed, wearing a bolo tie, and peeking out from under the covers. The text "On the 8th Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [SEVENTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[SEVEN_SHEETS] twisting.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Big J in boxers, sitting in bed with his left hand poised behind his head, while his right hand is resting on his left knee. The text "On the 7th Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [SIXTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[SIX_SECRETS] hiding.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts the entire C Team. A shirtless Lorne salutes the viewer whilst sitting on the back of a standing Dunk in realistic polar bear form. On either side of Dunk are Herbie and Big J, shirtless with their backs turned, glancing over their shoulders with determined expressions. In the background, a monitor displays C-GAL posing with both arms raised. The text "On the 6th Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [FIFTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[FIVE] muscle <GALS>.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts a standing C-GAL as a lean bodybuilder, flexing in a three-quarter back pose popularised by Arnold Schwarzenegger. The text "On the 5th Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [FOURTH] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[FOUR] bare [BEARS].
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Dunk, a polar bear, lying on his stomach in bed, looking over his shoulder towards the viewer. The text "On the 4th Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [THIRD] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[THREE] blurry <LORNES>.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Lorne's face, up close and blurred in motion. The text "On the 3rd Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [SECOND] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

[TWO] snapped [SUSPENDERS].
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Herbie sitting in bed. He is wearing a bolo tie, and pants, snapping his suspenders. The text "On the 2nd Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
On the [FIRST] day of <CHRISTMAS>...
<HQ> gave to me...

A <BIG_J> lounging in <BUNK_THREE>.
A greyscale image overlaid on a background of repeated runes. The greyscale image depicts Big J in briefs and striped socks, lying in bed with his head propped up with one hand, and his legs dangling in the air. The text "On the 1st Day Of Christmas" is written in a cursive font on the upper left corner, while "HQ Gave to Me." is similarly written on the bottom right corner.
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
Should publish [BOUDOIR_IMAGERY] on [SOCIAL_PLATFORMS] that do [NOT_PROVIDE] any [CONTENT_WARNING_LABELS]?

🔵 Yes [FREE_THE_NIP].
🔵 No [CONSIDER_THE_CHILDREN].

📅 Ends: December 25, 2025, 10:00 PM UTC

📊 Show results
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
Our [CAMPAIGN] has [OFFICIALLY] come to an [END]!
Please [FOLLOW] our <KICKSTARTER> page for all [UPCOMING_UPDATES].

Thank <YOU> again to [EVERYONE] who [SUPPORTED] us!
We're [VERY_EXCITED] for you to [RECEIVE] your [PINS]!
<333
Big J, back arched, stands to the left with his arms crossed, resembling a car salesperson/realtor in an advertisement. He is wearing a pin that showcases the entire C Team, along with a weary smile. An enlarged version of the pin is shown on the right of the image. The background showcases a gentle text gradient that repeats "MERCH" throughout.
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
Only [24 HOURS] left!

Our [CAMPAIGN] ends [TOMORROW] at [4:40PM_EST].

<P> says [BUY] your [PINS_NOW] before they [SLIP] through your [TENTACLES]!
P's tentacle wrapped around a pin depicting the entire C Team. The words CTEAM PIN are written vertically on the right of the frame. There is a text banner on the bottom left corner that reads "Acquire <OUR> [GOODS] on... KICKSTARTER". The image background showcases a gentle text gradient that repeats "MERCH" throughout.
December 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[SEE] the pin.
[NEED] the pin.
[BUY] the pin.

[5_DAYS] remain.
[BUY_THIS_PIN].
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
Dunk's hand/paw holding a pin depicting the entire C Team, reaching in from the top of the image. The words "CTEAM PIN" are written across the lower half of the image. There is a text banner on the top right corner that reads "Acquire <OUR> [GOODS] on... KICKSTARTER". The image background showcases a gentle text gradient that repeats "MERCH" throughout.
December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
Thank you, ! <333
We're now [147]% funded with [8] days left in our [CAMPAIGN]!

If you haven't already, you can [ORDER] your [LIMITED_EDITION] rose gold [ENAMEL_PIN] here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
Lorne standing to the left, one hand on his hip, the other holding a pin. He is looking down at the pin with a confused expression, unsure of its properties. The pin showcases the entire C Team. An enlarged version of the pin is shown center-right of the image. The words "CTEAM PIN" are written on the top of the image. There is a text banner on the bottom right corner that reads "Acquire <OUR> [GOODS] on... KICKSTARTER". The image background showcases a gentle text gradient that repeats "MERCH" throughout.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
It's [DAY_FOUR] of our [ENAMEL_PIN] and we're already [OVER_50]% funded!

[VISIT] the [LINK] below for our [CAMPAIGN]!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
To [COMMEMORATE] our of [BROADCAST], we're [RELEASING] a [LIMITED_EDITION] rose gold [PIN]!

[VISIT] our here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sub...
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
What's that on <HERBIE'S> [LAPEL]??

What if <YOU> too could possess [PHYSICAL_GOODS] to [REPRESENT] your [LOVE] for <SUBPARSE>?

Our [ANNOUNCEMENT_TOMORROW] will have you [PINING].
Herbie is standing to the right with his hand to his chest. He is wearing a pin that showcases the entire C Team, while an enlarged version of the pin is shown in the middle of the image. The words CTEAM PIN are written horizontally on the left of the frame. The background showcases a gentle text gradient that repeats "MERCH" throughout.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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scream.
scream.
We [ALL_SCREAM] for [NEW_CONTENT]!

[REMINDER]: Our [LATEST_VIDEO] is [AVAILABLE] for your [OPENED_EYES]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSh...
A close-up of Big J lying on the floor, his mouth wide open in a scream, his right eye unnaturally enlarged.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
subparseshow.bsky.social
<BIG_J> gets to [KNOW] <HERB>’s [TERRIFIC_FRIEND].
[VIEW] their [TOUCHING_MOMENT] now!
Call Me By His Name
YouTube video by [SUBPARSE]
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November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
<HERBIE> is keeping a [CLOSE_EYE] on <BIG_J> because [EVERY_MINUTE] counts.

[BROADCAST] of our [NEW_VIDEO] log begins in [2] hours.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[BLINK] and you'll [MISS] it.

Keep your [EYES_WIDE_OPEN] for our [NEW_VIDEO] log [TOMORROW] at [5PM_EDT].
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[IGNORING] the [PROBLEM] doesn't always [WORK]... especially when it has [TENTACLES].

Join the <C_TEAM> for another harrowing [VIDEO_LOG] this [FRIDAY_28TH] at [5PM_EDT].
Big J sheepishly looking over his shoulder. In the background, a tentacled entity watches him with a single gigantic eye.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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paliapin.bsky.social
A quick doodle I did for a fanfic.
I saw a Lunar Halo once and it stayed in my mind.
wish I could improve it more but my siblings don't like it when I use their PC :/
#subparse
A young and naïve Lorne looking up the nightsky, starring at the moon beaming out a lunar halo. There are faint tins beaming out the outer ring, looking similar to the subparse rune. Lorne is only seen from the back. If it weren't for alt-text, you wouldn't be able to tell if it was Lorne since he is in the shadow. Also wearing a scarf which isn't aligning to his character design. Alright good night/morning/day/evening
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Guys is it REALLY worth it?
#subparse
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM