I think a zoomer has invaded the jeopardy writer's room cause wdym ken jennings had to make an apology video to john pork

Rosalina💫
#SuperMarioGalaxy #Rosalina #Nintendo

mr ring a ding has been the best thing for doctor who's popularity since tumblr users realized matt smith was sexy cause I have friends who were really interested in the character and yet they only know doctor who as "the thing lario likes to yap about"

this is you btw

damn this annoying orange spinoff is really weird

achoo-ah! sneeze on that thang 😆

won my first game of balatro! i rode the bus for a long time and also got steel cards to retrigger. and a steel joker for a final 2x mult by the end. only managed to do two more blinds after this LOL

ohhhhhhhhhhh no I shouldn't have bought balatro. damn you @tristtrash.bsky.social now I've got a new addiction

Look, I have never used Google or Apple Pay and I would never want to. I know there are some of you out there who find it convenient to put all that shit on your phone and manage it like a 21st century person but I for one think we need to stop handing every facet of our lives over to App and Googs.

butchering a name will never NOT be funny. the jerker. Jonker. the jonkler. so on and so forth

"sigh"
Comm for @ashygroovy.bsky.social

1. twitter sucks

I've learned more about cigarettes working the past 4 months at a 7-Eleven than I have in my 19 years of living. Why are the cancer sticks so complex

There's the different lengths, soft pack vs box, menthol and non-menthol, lights and ultra-lights, the COLORS man, what do they mean!?

maybe i should use this place more. how do i refollow all the accounts i was following back on The Hellsite easily

she blue on my sky til i social? **EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**