Res[sica]
@subnomnomnom.bsky.social
Labor & Employment Law. Golf. Mom to Nugget & Bubba. Keeper of Sadie and her squishy highness.
Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Normal Swiftie. Moderately unhinged. Predictably basic. Almost always insufferable.
Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Normal Swiftie. Moderately unhinged. Predictably basic. Almost always insufferable.
$86 of Taco Bell seems excessive unless you consider the fact my favorite cheesesteak place AND Waffle House were both closed
January 31, 2026 at 7:38 AM
$86 of Taco Bell seems excessive unless you consider the fact my favorite cheesesteak place AND Waffle House were both closed
Sometimes you just have to excuse yourself to the bathroom to find a Cookie Monster costume
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Sometimes you just have to excuse yourself to the bathroom to find a Cookie Monster costume
Well of all the bullshit I’ve seen from posting my unfiltered thoughts to the maga masses of FB/instagram, this message from someone I barely know who I met 10 years ago at a wedding and haven’t really spoke to since was so encouraging.
January 25, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Well of all the bullshit I’ve seen from posting my unfiltered thoughts to the maga masses of FB/instagram, this message from someone I barely know who I met 10 years ago at a wedding and haven’t really spoke to since was so encouraging.
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It's not just ICE. It's Greenland. It's WHO. It's the Epstein files. It's the Board of Peace. It's the investigations against Walz, Comey, James. It's Maduro and Venezuela and the oil. It's the weaponized FCC. It's the tariffs. The CDC. The PRWORA guidance. Shut him down.
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It's not just ICE. It's Greenland. It's WHO. It's the Epstein files. It's the Board of Peace. It's the investigations against Walz, Comey, James. It's Maduro and Venezuela and the oil. It's the weaponized FCC. It's the tariffs. The CDC. The PRWORA guidance. Shut him down.
Conservative instagram is gonna give me an aneurysm tonight.
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Conservative instagram is gonna give me an aneurysm tonight.
I realize posting invites response, and so I brought this on myself, but I am seething with rage at this interaction. My original post on my story
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I realize posting invites response, and so I brought this on myself, but I am seething with rage at this interaction. My original post on my story
I’ve been accused of law school making me a liberal. Like yeah, learning the law and constitutional law and how things are supposed to work and then seeing it completely fucked sideways did in fact radicalize me????
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I’ve been accused of law school making me a liberal. Like yeah, learning the law and constitutional law and how things are supposed to work and then seeing it completely fucked sideways did in fact radicalize me????
Have you ever seen anything more cozy squishy majestic
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Have you ever seen anything more cozy squishy majestic
So … are we at guillotine yet or …?
January 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
So … are we at guillotine yet or …?
4 yo asked me to wipe his butt and he said “it’s a stinky one mom but don’t worry lots of famous people have someone wipe them”
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
4 yo asked me to wipe his butt and he said “it’s a stinky one mom but don’t worry lots of famous people have someone wipe them”
Working for a company that closes for 2+ weeks at the holidays makes a night and day difference in my stress levels and ability to be fully present with my family throughout the holidays. More than an out of office, my inbox is silent because everyone is doing the same thing❤️
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Working for a company that closes for 2+ weeks at the holidays makes a night and day difference in my stress levels and ability to be fully present with my family throughout the holidays. More than an out of office, my inbox is silent because everyone is doing the same thing❤️
Do you ever just see a wreath and think yeah this belongs on my head?
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Do you ever just see a wreath and think yeah this belongs on my head?
Presented without comment or context: “it’s been a real wild day for me. I had the blood of Christ then malort”
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Presented without comment or context: “it’s been a real wild day for me. I had the blood of Christ then malort”
These days it takes 1 glass of wine and I’m planning a trip for my family that also doubles as a scouting out our ex pat landing spots. 2 glasses and I’m looking at schools.
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
These days it takes 1 glass of wine and I’m planning a trip for my family that also doubles as a scouting out our ex pat landing spots. 2 glasses and I’m looking at schools.
Think I’ll go shut my head in a door 6 or 7 times.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Think I’ll go shut my head in a door 6 or 7 times.
Has anyone successfully found the perfect NA dirty martini?? It was my best friend’s favorite and she’s been sober 18 years and hasn’t ever found an NA replacement for it and I’d love to surprise her this weekend at our Christmas party
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Has anyone successfully found the perfect NA dirty martini?? It was my best friend’s favorite and she’s been sober 18 years and hasn’t ever found an NA replacement for it and I’d love to surprise her this weekend at our Christmas party
My best friend’s 9 yo daughter/nug’s best friend prepared a speech she gave at thanksgiving in lieu of the blessing or saying grace about how the pilgrims were awful to the native Americans and we have reduced their identity to one holiday etc. and basically the kids are amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My best friend’s 9 yo daughter/nug’s best friend prepared a speech she gave at thanksgiving in lieu of the blessing or saying grace about how the pilgrims were awful to the native Americans and we have reduced their identity to one holiday etc. and basically the kids are amazing.
Nothing I have to say is socially acceptable or politically correct by any corner of the spectrum.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Nothing I have to say is socially acceptable or politically correct by any corner of the spectrum.
You might have wondered how 2025 could get any worse.
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You might have wondered how 2025 could get any worse.
Hepatitas
Pregnant Women, DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WOULDN'T BE TAKING HEALTH ADVICE FROM AN OLD, WHITE PERVERT WHO ASSOCIATED WITH A KNOWN SEX OFFENDER (EPSTEIN!), IS AN ADJUDICATED SEXUAL PREDATOR WHO ONCE GLOATED ABOUT GRABBING WOMEN BY THEIR GENITALS AND EVEN FANTACIZED ABOUT DATING HIS OWN DAUGHTER!
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hepatitas
I feel like this is probably bad and mean but a very shallow observation: these are the ugliest most deformed humans. I swear not a one of them is ever moderately attractive or even human presenting.
NEW: CU Boulder sophomore Nathaniel Ellis has been identified as a member of the white supremacist groups Patriot Front and Active Club.
Nathan is on the Executive Board for CU Boulder's Turning Point USA Chapter.
Read the full report: frontrangeantifa.noblogs.org/nathan-ellis/
Nathan is on the Executive Board for CU Boulder's Turning Point USA Chapter.
Read the full report: frontrangeantifa.noblogs.org/nathan-ellis/
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I feel like this is probably bad and mean but a very shallow observation: these are the ugliest most deformed humans. I swear not a one of them is ever moderately attractive or even human presenting.
Finding champagne at Oktoberfest is a personal achievement.
October 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Finding champagne at Oktoberfest is a personal achievement.
Flying through Chicago during a shutdown and this shitshow administration is next level travel hell. We are not great again.
October 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Flying through Chicago during a shutdown and this shitshow administration is next level travel hell. We are not great again.