MR. WISTERIA!
@suavestepping.bsky.social
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MR. WISTERIA!
@suavestepping.bsky.social
· Jan 25
a cartoon character is holding a red rose in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a red rose in his hand .
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EVERYONE ADORES YOU. . . AT LEAST I DO.
(literate headcanon-driven Waluigi, Super Mario series.)
(MV / MS with chem.)
(N/SFW themes, but non-l*wd.)
(scribbled by shiloh/g.)
#SUPERMARIORP // #MVRP
(literate headcanon-driven Waluigi, Super Mario series.)
(MV / MS with chem.)
(N/SFW themes, but non-l*wd.)
(scribbled by shiloh/g.)
#SUPERMARIORP // #MVRP
Reposted by MR. WISTERIA!
Yeah, but it's a friendly competition! It'd start some fires we can't put out. . .
[She's right, he knows she's right but. . .]
[She's right, he knows she's right but. . .]
. . Walu, baby.
[ Grimacing at the IDEA of being any sort of kind to Wario. ]
He's, like . . th'WORST. And we know Bowser! How many times has garlic - breath screwed you over so he could get ahead ? ?
[ Grimacing at the IDEA of being any sort of kind to Wario. ]
He's, like . . th'WORST. And we know Bowser! How many times has garlic - breath screwed you over so he could get ahead ? ?
. . . That seems kinda mean, Dais. We don't like him, but that doesn't mean we should-- like, target him down! Plus he'd notice and call us out on it. . .
[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]
[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]
April 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yeah, but it's a friendly competition! It'd start some fires we can't put out. . .
[She's right, he knows she's right but. . .]
[She's right, he knows she's right but. . .]
. . . That seems kinda mean, Dais. We don't like him, but that doesn't mean we should-- like, target him down! Plus he'd notice and call us out on it. . .
[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]
[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]
[ For his submission to her CONSTANT need to win, he earns a loving kiss on the cheek. ]
HAH – ! Maybe if he laid off all th'snacks – ! ! [ SNICKER! ]
Tell y'what, we'll BOTH target him in th'races, 'kay? Every shell of mine is gonna have his name on it!
HAH – ! Maybe if he laid off all th'snacks – ! ! [ SNICKER! ]
Tell y'what, we'll BOTH target him in th'races, 'kay? Every shell of mine is gonna have his name on it!
Waluigi's your silver medal, Daisy. Always will be, too.
[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]
Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.
[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]
Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.
April 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
. . . That seems kinda mean, Dais. We don't like him, but that doesn't mean we should-- like, target him down! Plus he'd notice and call us out on it. . .
[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]
[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]
Waluigi's your silver medal, Daisy. Always will be, too.
[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]
Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.
[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]
Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.
[ An immediate nod of approval is given, along with a playful grin. ]
'Course, but only by / me /, right? Obviously you'll be beatin' th'asses of everyone else ~ !
[ The HIGHEST form of compliment she can deliver in this sort of conversation. A loser, but only to her efforts! ]
'Course, but only by / me /, right? Obviously you'll be beatin' th'asses of everyone else ~ !
[ The HIGHEST form of compliment she can deliver in this sort of conversation. A loser, but only to her efforts! ]
Well, with the new Mario Kart courses being confirmed, I suppose I wanted to look my best for when I --
[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]
-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?
[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]
-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?
April 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Waluigi's your silver medal, Daisy. Always will be, too.
[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]
Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.
[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]
Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.
Well, with the new Mario Kart courses being confirmed, I suppose I wanted to look my best for when I --
[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]
-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?
[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]
-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?
[ With a snicker, she quickly follows after, wearing something new herself! Casual, for sure, with a jacket and pants. ]
Heya, handsome. Tryin' out some new clothes?
[ Rounding him until she's standing in front of Waluigi, smoothing down the front of his shirt. ]
Heya, handsome. Tryin' out some new clothes?
[ Rounding him until she's standing in front of Waluigi, smoothing down the front of his shirt. ]
[Almost flies into a wall, his shoes skidding across the tile.]
AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!
AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!
April 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Well, with the new Mario Kart courses being confirmed, I suppose I wanted to look my best for when I --
[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]
-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?
[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]
-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?
[Almost flies into a wall, his shoes skidding across the tile.]
AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!
AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!
[ Well, if it's on the table – , winding back, and WHAP! All while wearing a beaming grin! ]
Damn right'cha are, Twinkle Toes!
Damn right'cha are, Twinkle Toes!
[Waluigi is dressed in his new fit from the MK:W direct. Spanks his own ass.]
Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!
Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!
April 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[Almost flies into a wall, his shoes skidding across the tile.]
AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!
AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!
[Waluigi is dressed in his new fit from the MK:W direct. Spanks his own ass.]
Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!
Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!
April 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
[Waluigi is dressed in his new fit from the MK:W direct. Spanks his own ass.]
Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!
Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!
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(( low waluigi muse. gonna be on my steven and vivian today.
January 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(( low waluigi muse. gonna be on my steven and vivian today.
(( low waluigi muse. gonna be on my steven and vivian today.
January 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(( low waluigi muse. gonna be on my steven and vivian today.
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(( i need you all to know that i tried REALLY hard to not make vivian look like a baddie. i really did.
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
(( i need you all to know that i tried REALLY hard to not make vivian look like a baddie. i really did.
[SPITTING OUT COFFEE ALL OVER WARIO.]
Do you need a booster seat when your twink and bear drive you around or?
January 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[SPITTING OUT COFFEE ALL OVER WARIO.]
(( Gonna ball out. Mostly rarepairs and stuff, since when the fuck has anyone wanted to Date Waluigi.
Also, I'm excluding the main ship, aka @sarasalands.bsky.social because it's already obvious waluigi's a daisy simp. /gen
Also, I'm excluding the main ship, aka @sarasalands.bsky.social because it's already obvious waluigi's a daisy simp. /gen
January 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(( Gonna ball out. Mostly rarepairs and stuff, since when the fuck has anyone wanted to Date Waluigi.
Also, I'm excluding the main ship, aka @sarasalands.bsky.social because it's already obvious waluigi's a daisy simp. /gen
Also, I'm excluding the main ship, aka @sarasalands.bsky.social because it's already obvious waluigi's a daisy simp. /gen
(( layout for @fireyjinx.bsky.social to perceive.
credits for da art:
pfp/1: cinna-vee
pinned/2: thatoneegghead
header/3: mooneyedmoth
i aint great at layouts. but i liked how this one came out.))
credits for da art:
pfp/1: cinna-vee
pinned/2: thatoneegghead
header/3: mooneyedmoth
i aint great at layouts. but i liked how this one came out.))
January 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
(( layout for @fireyjinx.bsky.social to perceive.
credits for da art:
pfp/1: cinna-vee
pinned/2: thatoneegghead
header/3: mooneyedmoth
i aint great at layouts. but i liked how this one came out.))
credits for da art:
pfp/1: cinna-vee
pinned/2: thatoneegghead
header/3: mooneyedmoth
i aint great at layouts. but i liked how this one came out.))
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⠀ ⠀ Personal portrayal of Pauline.
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⠀ ⠀ Personal portrayal of Pauline.
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(( "youre wrong, give waluigi 2 dollars right now" is so funny to me im fucking wheezing irl and not just because im sick as fuck ))
January 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
(( "youre wrong, give waluigi 2 dollars right now" is so funny to me im fucking wheezing irl and not just because im sick as fuck ))
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⎡⠀⠀the koopa kid rules⠀⠀⎤
⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS!
⠀and the koopa prince gon’
⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦
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⎡⠀⠀the koopa kid rules⠀⠀⎤
⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS!
⠀and the koopa prince gon’
⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦
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November 22, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS!
⠀and the koopa prince gon’
⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦
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⎡⠀⠀the koopa kid rules⠀⠀⎤
⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS!
⠀and the koopa prince gon’
⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦
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Waluigi knows he's referring to a different Waluigi but you're damn right.
WARIO CANNOT CONTROL HIM. HE IS A POWERFUL BEAST WARIO CANNOT HOPE TO CONTAIN
January 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Waluigi knows he's referring to a different Waluigi but you're damn right.
(( Waluigi Wisteria, the malewife waluigi <3
January 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
(( Waluigi Wisteria, the malewife waluigi <3
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So, this is them…the legendary Blowjob Bros.
January 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So, this is them…the legendary Blowjob Bros.
Oh. . . the copies are here. Uhm. Yeah. Waluigi's outtie five thousand. . . Back to baking this big ass cake for my beloved fiancée who I love more than anything in the world!
January 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh. . . the copies are here. Uhm. Yeah. Waluigi's outtie five thousand. . . Back to baking this big ass cake for my beloved fiancée who I love more than anything in the world!
Reposted by MR. WISTERIA!
Reposted by MR. WISTERIA!
January 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM