stupid reasons
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Still trying @ civic tech
My dog is funnier than yours
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My dog is funnier than yours
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Can’t believe those Harvard kids are getting a sub. Maybe they’ll watch dead poets society
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Can’t believe those Harvard kids are getting a sub. Maybe they’ll watch dead poets society
Who is getting all these pennies. I feel like you could literally pull an Office Space rn
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Who is getting all these pennies. I feel like you could literally pull an Office Space rn
No one wants to eat anymore 😞
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
No one wants to eat anymore 😞
Isn’t it interesting that three of the largest cloud platforms (AWS, Azure, CloudFlare) have all had major outages in the last few weeks?
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Isn’t it interesting that three of the largest cloud platforms (AWS, Azure, CloudFlare) have all had major outages in the last few weeks?
Last time a major-version Half-Life game came out, Valve also released Steam. So that’s why it’s taken so long… they’re working on Steam 2
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Last time a major-version Half-Life game came out, Valve also released Steam. So that’s why it’s taken so long… they’re working on Steam 2
of course donald trump's downfall would be a homophobic reaction to him sucking dick
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
of course donald trump's downfall would be a homophobic reaction to him sucking dick
Eternally saying this: let Tim Miller be horny
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Eternally saying this: let Tim Miller be horny
This has brought me a lot of joy today
AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This has brought me a lot of joy today
Epstein gave me rheumatoid arthritis?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Epstein gave me rheumatoid arthritis?!
Skipping an ff8 remake for an ff9 remake is homophobic
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Skipping an ff8 remake for an ff9 remake is homophobic
I wonder what it’s like to have c-suite brainworms. Maybe it’s nice.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I wonder what it’s like to have c-suite brainworms. Maybe it’s nice.
I'm so glad I got 64gb of ram so I can run Firefox with 10 tabs open
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm so glad I got 64gb of ram so I can run Firefox with 10 tabs open
I’m introducing the Lifetime Mortgage. We’re putting the mort back in it
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m introducing the Lifetime Mortgage. We’re putting the mort back in it
A 72p porn parody of Plur1bus called Blurrypuss
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A 72p porn parody of Plur1bus called Blurrypuss
They tell you six words at the beginning and then you have to remember them again at the end. Bleach blonde bad built butch body
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
They tell you six words at the beginning and then you have to remember them again at the end. Bleach blonde bad built butch body
I’ll take that sandwich aus jus…tice
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’ll take that sandwich aus jus…tice
Apparently there is an SNL sketch making fun of ABBA? Deeply offensive
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Apparently there is an SNL sketch making fun of ABBA? Deeply offensive
I got some creatine powder for fun/gainz but it’s awakened in me such a childish and primordial desire to Have Juice
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I got some creatine powder for fun/gainz but it’s awakened in me such a childish and primordial desire to Have Juice
Zohran is the wet dream tomato Rihanna was talking about
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Zohran is the wet dream tomato Rihanna was talking about
The AP in AP News stands for Alexa Plus
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The AP in AP News stands for Alexa Plus
Because they’re guilty.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Because they’re guilty.
Apps should not be allowed to know what my notification settings are.
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Apps should not be allowed to know what my notification settings are.
"Of course we have a remote-first culture. It was remote first, and now it's not anymore."
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Of course we have a remote-first culture. It was remote first, and now it's not anymore."
Running into serious issues marketing my new foot file, the PedeRasp
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Running into serious issues marketing my new foot file, the PedeRasp
Gonna start a Slack clone and call it Tiims
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gonna start a Slack clone and call it Tiims