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Stumpy Moose
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Off the hook again
A screenshot of the Epstein Document Search website showing "No results found" for the search term "Gunnersaurus"
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I'm surprised this domain isn't blocked in our office www.wristenthusiast.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Wishing all scare-seekers a wonderful 'Ween. Here's some music to put the willies up you.
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A VERY STUMPY HALLOWEEN
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October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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What an epic feat of endurance. Some of those players were approaching 10,000 steps by the end of the game.
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Los Angeles Dodgers win marathon game against Toronto Blue Jays 6-5 to take Game 3 of World Series | CBC
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October 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Happy Crisp Sandwich Day to all those who celebrate! #CrispSandwichDay
October 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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This gives me hope that one day Sonic Boom and Jason Spaceman can set aside their differences www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...
King Charles and Pope exchange gifts and pray together for first time - follow live
The pair join a service in the Vatican's Sistine Chapel in a symbolic display of unity between the Catholic Church and the Church of England.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Golly
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October 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.

Real life:
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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TL;DR: fuck off
BBC News headline: "The two words you need to help you push back at work"
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Not sure I'm going to let my daughter watch this one
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"Victorious" Wanko's Warehouse (TV Episode 2012) ⭐ 7.5 | Comedy, Drama, Family
24m | TV-G
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October 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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TL;DR: Clouds
Sky News headline: The phenomenon behind the UK's recent gloomy weather
October 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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@actualnames.bsky.social Phoenix Death www.intrl.sport/article/198/...
Cleary's cousin Phoenix Death to represent Ukraine at U19s Euros
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September 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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I, for one, welcome our new rodent overlords
BBC news headline: "Rats are overrunning our cities - can we stop them or is it too late?"
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Broken Britain
Text: "Positive Potato is not available for sale in the UK"
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Place Name of the Day: Round Knob, Illinois en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_K...
Round Knob, Illinois - Wikipedia
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September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The perfect gift brandsforfans.com/it/product/h...
Helloween Seven Keys Pumpkin Spiced Gin
The Ultimate Spirit for Pumpkin heads out there! A Pumpkin Spiced Gin with rich and smooth flavours, with juniper at the forefront followed by allspice, cinnamon and nutmeg deliciously finished with s...
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August 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Sheffield
Graffiti that reads, "AH MATE AM FUCKED A CAN C 4 OF YER"
August 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Bookbub has all bases covered this week
Screenshot of Bookbub website listings for the books "Forget That!" and "Remember It!"
August 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Happy Yorkshire Day to those poor deluded fools among you who celebrate!
August 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I can't believe they rejected my slogan
Image is a fake perfume ad with the slogan "Get good and stenchy with Givenchy"
July 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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How I long for the Lamer Winkel
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Lamer Winkel - Wikipedia
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July 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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So many to choose from
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Britain's five best slow train journeys
As England celebrates the 200th anniversary of rail travel, author and train expert Tom Chesshyre reveals his favourite rides across the UK.
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May 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Dedication's what you need
May 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Famous moles? People of Seaham and Sunderland, please explain.

Scoring withheld pending further investigation.
A road sign saying "famous moles", and "Seaham Hall Beach". There is a building behind, and the sea in the distance A molehill on grass with a road sign in the background
May 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Happy birthday, George Formby, even though you're dead 🎂
May 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM