Stu Johnson
@stujohno.bsky.social
TB1. 201 BMD. Wearer of David Unsworth’s sweatshirt until its tragic demise. 🦏. If you’re into right wing bollocks, we won’t get on.
“Hi mate, can I have a Madri, a glass of Chardonnay, and have you got a J2O? - apple and raspberry if you’ve got it. Cheers”
February 16, 2026 at 10:03 AM
“Hi mate, can I have a Madri, a glass of Chardonnay, and have you got a J2O? - apple and raspberry if you’ve got it. Cheers”
Half term. Daughter’s at uni, son’s going away for the week. Reader, I’ve taken the week off work.
a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Half term. Daughter’s at uni, son’s going away for the week. Reader, I’ve taken the week off work.
Jeffrey Dahmer 1990.
I’d smash that lad
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer 1990.
Gig at Rough Trade tonight if anyone wants filling in to Cork-based rock music.
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Gig at Rough Trade tonight if anyone wants filling in to Cork-based rock music.
Ace footy art.
February 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Ace footy art.
Good to see that playing ‘singing the blues’ is still a thing at Goodison in the WSL.
February 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Good to see that playing ‘singing the blues’ is still a thing at Goodison in the WSL.
Should be more than one up here.
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Should be more than one up here.
Serie A, 2006.
Hahaha fuck off juventus
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Serie A, 2006.
Blocked by a fellow Evertonian for liking rugby. Sigh.
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Blocked by a fellow Evertonian for liking rugby. Sigh.
Post an image you can hear
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Post an image you can hear
Ajax fans. 2022.
Edwin !
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Ajax fans. 2022.
Forest fans reckon Dyche will get the Greek bullet tonight.
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Forest fans reckon Dyche will get the Greek bullet tonight.
Fuck me, Wolves are terrible. Forest aren’t much better, but still.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Fuck me, Wolves are terrible. Forest aren’t much better, but still.
Again, this is why we’re recruiting young whilst we build financially - young players are on low wages. When we can spend more, we’ll already have a body of young players developed to supplement. The ‘B’ clubs are starting to break their models without the commercial revenue to pay for it.
Brentford's wages to turnover up from 69% to 76% last season. Brighton's up from 66% to 74%. Pair combined for £150million operating loss in 2024-25 - and these are two of the well-run clubs!
Both good sellers but highlights how wages smash profitability across the league. Sound the alarm. Someone
Both good sellers but highlights how wages smash profitability across the league. Sound the alarm. Someone
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Again, this is why we’re recruiting young whilst we build financially - young players are on low wages. When we can spend more, we’ll already have a body of young players developed to supplement. The ‘B’ clubs are starting to break their models without the commercial revenue to pay for it.
Just waiting for the first shout of ‘I’d get Thomas Frank in, me’.
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Just waiting for the first shout of ‘I’d get Thomas Frank in, me’.
@briansayle.bsky.social good to meet you last night mate. Shame about the result.
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 AM
@briansayle.bsky.social good to meet you last night mate. Shame about the result.
Seems like a clear steady build strategy at Everton. Good to see.
Everyone talks about the size of a club's transfer expenditure - but how often do we compare what it was spent on?
For @theathleticfc.bsky.social, I've had a look at 2025-26 Premier League teams' spending by age, and what it tells us about those teams:
𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
For @theathleticfc.bsky.social, I've had a look at 2025-26 Premier League teams' spending by age, and what it tells us about those teams:
𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Seems like a clear steady build strategy at Everton. Good to see.
Wonder if Slobz is still doing that finger clicking thing in the changies.
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Wonder if Slobz is still doing that finger clicking thing in the changies.
Harold Shipman, Hyde, 1990.
Difficult environment to operate in.
February 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Harold Shipman, Hyde, 1990.
Nick Pope masterclass again. Last time I said that I woke up to 15 blocks.
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Nick Pope masterclass again. Last time I said that I woke up to 15 blocks.
I’d take a good bid for Ndiaye. His passing is poor, he’s stopped dribbling, and he doesn’t shoot enough. There, I’ve said it. Hate me.
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I’d take a good bid for Ndiaye. His passing is poor, he’s stopped dribbling, and he doesn’t shoot enough. There, I’ve said it. Hate me.
Convince me that Patterson, JOB, JB and Myko would be worse than this defence.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Convince me that Patterson, JOB, JB and Myko would be worse than this defence.
Winter Olympics it is then. Fucks sake.
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Winter Olympics it is then. Fucks sake.
‘This is the best squad that Dyche has ever had so it will be exciting to see what he can achieve with it’.
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
‘This is the best squad that Dyche has ever had so it will be exciting to see what he can achieve with it’.