Stu Johnson
@stujohno.bsky.social
TB1. 201 BMD. If you’re into right wing bollocks, we won’t get on. If you want to know where this country’s problems lie, follow the money not the boats.
The RB we’re interested in from Coventry has just gone off injured 👍
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The RB we’re interested in from Coventry has just gone off injured 👍
Anyone else getting random OnlyFans likes tonight? NYE a big wanking night or something?
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Anyone else getting random OnlyFans likes tonight? NYE a big wanking night or something?
Going through NewsNow transfer updates like a starving rat going through the bins.
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Going through NewsNow transfer updates like a starving rat going through the bins.
Oh hello to the handball in the West Ham game. Moyesy wants a chat.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh hello to the handball in the West Ham game. Moyesy wants a chat.
West Ham £40m for Strand Larson. Death throes.
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
West Ham £40m for Strand Larson. Death throes.
Dead excited about Dibling’s future.
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dead excited about Dibling’s future.
Dyche’s post match debrief.
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December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dyche’s post match debrief.
FUCK YOU ALL that said Barry wasn’t any good. That’s. His. Play. Do that, he scores. Pricks.
December 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
FUCK YOU ALL that said Barry wasn’t any good. That’s. His. Play. Do that, he scores. Pricks.
You heard the lady
Michael Oliver is a twat.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You heard the lady
Commentator just called Hinchcliffe a cunt there.
December 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Commentator just called Hinchcliffe a cunt there.
O’Brien is looking very composed.
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
O’Brien is looking very composed.
I’m not fucking having that. We should be getting battered. Not happy.
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m not fucking having that. We should be getting battered. Not happy.
Looking forward to seeing what Patterson can do, been dying for him to get some minutes. Might save us a few quid.
a man in a blue shirt is holding a fishing rod in the ocean
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding a fishing rod in the ocean
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Looking forward to seeing what Patterson can do, been dying for him to get some minutes. Might save us a few quid.
Thought I’d get some German help to self-medicate before the game. Not had this before - pretty decent.
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Thought I’d get some German help to self-medicate before the game. Not had this before - pretty decent.
Richie ain’t going anywhere.
December 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Richie ain’t going anywhere.
Tonight Mrs J and I are drinking a bottle of Fortnum and Mason champagne that my boss gave me for Christmas, for no other reason than we’re not doing anything else and why the fuck not. Cheers.
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tonight Mrs J and I are drinking a bottle of Fortnum and Mason champagne that my boss gave me for Christmas, for no other reason than we’re not doing anything else and why the fuck not. Cheers.
There isn’t a conspiracy against Everton
We are making progress
We won’t win every match
We are worse when our best players are missing
It’s ok to feel sad when we don’t win
It’s good to understand why we didn’t
There is no short cut to success, it’s a process and takes time
Enjoy your evening
We are making progress
We won’t win every match
We are worse when our best players are missing
It’s ok to feel sad when we don’t win
It’s good to understand why we didn’t
There is no short cut to success, it’s a process and takes time
Enjoy your evening
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
There isn’t a conspiracy against Everton
We are making progress
We won’t win every match
We are worse when our best players are missing
It’s ok to feel sad when we don’t win
It’s good to understand why we didn’t
There is no short cut to success, it’s a process and takes time
Enjoy your evening
We are making progress
We won’t win every match
We are worse when our best players are missing
It’s ok to feel sad when we don’t win
It’s good to understand why we didn’t
There is no short cut to success, it’s a process and takes time
Enjoy your evening
Mrs is watching songs from musicals. Might re-watch the Everton game at half speed.
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mrs is watching songs from musicals. Might re-watch the Everton game at half speed.
Santa dropped me off one of those Nitrosurge Guinness things. Gotta say, I’ve had many a worse pint in the pub. Works quite well.
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Santa dropped me off one of those Nitrosurge Guinness things. Gotta say, I’ve had many a worse pint in the pub. Works quite well.
First dodgy stream I’ve had all season that was totally perfect for the whole game and it was for this 😂
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
First dodgy stream I’ve had all season that was totally perfect for the whole game and it was for this 😂
Two most dangerous balls into the box in the first half were from Dibling, but every time he found good space we ignored him and sent it out left. Hope that changes this half.
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Two most dangerous balls into the box in the first half were from Dibling, but every time he found good space we ignored him and sent it out left. Hope that changes this half.
Never seen so much bad decision making in a football match. When to pass, who to, when to make a run, when to go backwards. Not to mention deciding that today was a no alcohol day - that one is easily remedied though. Guinness anyone?
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Never seen so much bad decision making in a football match. When to pass, who to, when to make a run, when to go backwards. Not to mention deciding that today was a no alcohol day - that one is easily remedied though. Guinness anyone?
Surely if Zirkzee goes to Roma, it has a knock on for us? Not sure Dovbyk on loan will make my heart skip a beat but it adds up. Big Moyes type lump to allow us to cash in on Beto. Works for both clubs.
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Surely if Zirkzee goes to Roma, it has a knock on for us? Not sure Dovbyk on loan will make my heart skip a beat but it adds up. Big Moyes type lump to allow us to cash in on Beto. Works for both clubs.
