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strutheo.bsky.social
chris / vbm
@strutheo.bsky.social
• work @ ai startup
• made a few websites / games
• friend from ssbm / fgc / manifold
trump offline raided maduro, thats the real reason why the international community is outraged
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
the geopolitical horrors will continue until renewable resources improve
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
didnt expect maduro to be in town this time of year
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
'a large external threat will unite humanity' is one of the most important lessons throughout the history of media, why arent we putting more r&d into this?
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
life is way harder for those who cant control their emotions
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
idea: laptop keyboard with regenerative typing for extra battery life
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
isnt it weird that oatmeal isnt meal its oats
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
business idea: send someone to stand outside your ex's window with a boombox as-a-service
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
type of guy who gets into the kaiju fandom through the godziIla pinball game
December 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
some mandela effects fail to launch, like 'did orcas have a grey patch'?
December 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
stop falling for slopulism
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
may our local arcades outlive us all
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
be careful about which sayings you use as catchphrases, your ghost will be telling it to your kids in their time of need
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
christmas horror movie idea - paranormal activity sequel set around a yule log livestream feed
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
absol the free alpha pokemon
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
rip faze clan you lasted way longer than you ever deserved
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all these people who 'found god' yet god never tells them to get off social media
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
would be cool if discord organically generated servers of friends and friends-of-friends based off knowing who interacts well with each other and shares interests
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
take note of the free thinking 'skeptics' that used to obsess over the clinton body count conspiracies but arent interested in theorizing about trump
Trump was accused of Rape.

Victim was found with her head blown off.

Police say “no way” a suicide.
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
my hardboiled detective name is 'gutster spatchcock'
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
overheard grandmother: 'if i told my younger self i would be buying my grandsons earrings and noserings for christmas i wouldn't have believed it'
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
happy festivus / guile's birthday / national pfeffernusse day / night of the radishes to those who celebrate
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i really didnt hate cigarette companies enough
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
weird seeing someone using an amex black card in the back row of a spirit airlines flight
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
2025 was the year of the class action settlement checks, i think i got at least 5 this year from various tech companies
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM