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Consistently inconsistent 💃 Ⓥ
Dopamine craving goblin slinging illustrations🔸stained glass🔹rug tufting🔸sewing🔹thrifting🔸voice acting🔹hobby collecting
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Aubz @straubz.com · Jan 23
This poor strawberry is seemingly more and more applicable
Need a spread sheet to keep track of everything in this book on my second listen. First time I was too lost and I am bad at names :( but also thoroughly enjoying How High We Go In The Dark by Sequoia Nagamastu for the second time back to back
September 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
September 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Saving so much money a month on cannabis now with this one simple trick. Getting a job 😩
April 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
March 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My identity has been big tiddy for so long but I'm also going to ask him about a medical reduction. What if run without hold boob
March 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Team I am concerned I may have done structural damage to my arm from my bike spill. It's not getting better and very hurt. Oops calling the doc tomorrow
March 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My annual Adobe subscription is over in June. I'll miss access to some of the CC programs but I think it's time to give Affinity and perpetual license programs a try. Being a subscriber for 10 years adds up.. 🫠
March 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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The scientific term for "male loneliness epidemic" is natural selection
March 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oopsie find a browser version of Ticket to Ride
March 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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A raven was fast asleep
When suddenly he woke
To a very strange sound
Drifting round his old oak

He decided to follow the noise
And with a 1,2,3
He flapped his wings
And flew from the tree

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Finally sharing a personal project I’ve been working on - more to come! #illustration #kidlit #comic
March 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Emotionally and mentally prepping myself to cross us31 on my bike for a grocery run. Worse than prepping to ride in the cold. Will have my GoPro on my head since that makes people suddenly pay more attention
March 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Peacock has some of the worst closed captions and they've only gotten exponentially worse this year. 90% accurate would be a stretch. I ask myself. This can't be legal? It's not. 98% is required. They're relying on the shittiest ai captioning with no human intervention like is required for accuracy.
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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our Mother she hungers
March 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sipping my coffee wondering why it tastes different (good)... that's right I forgot to add a fuck ton of salt #chronicallydehydrated
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I was quite confident on my knowledge of marine biodiversity in my area (I have a PhD in marine biology after all).

But today I learn about Paromola cuvieri, one of the largest crab species of the Northeast Atlantic, that uses its last pair of legs to carry live specimens of sponges and corals 🦑 🌊
February 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I got a call from the job I want this morning and had to call them back later because I was driving and now I am waiting for them to call me again and I just want to celebrate but I cannot get too excited in case they decide to wait on hiring this is killing meeee
February 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I am heavily suggesting you eat ramen tonight to kindly throw your door dash cash at this project instead.
Hey folks. I promise I'll stop harping about this soon, but there are less than 3 days left to support Heartglass.

We're still $4k short of the goal of $6k, and if this Kickstarter fails, none of it is funded.

If you can, please help get this show made. It would mean the world to me.

mij.is/ssv
Heartglass: A Modern Mythology
An audio fiction podcast about love, loss & giving 'em hell.
mij.is
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This skirt i dyed from Everlane is my go to year round at this point. It's time to make my own once I finish the dress. Maybe a lil set from these thrifted sheets
February 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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It doesn't suck, believe you me!
Less than 4 days to get in on Heartglass!

ANY pledge gets you immediate access to the first episode. That way, if it sucks, you can just cancel the pledge! Genius marketing here, c'mon.

Check it out now: mij.is/ssv
Heartglass: A Modern Mythology
An audio fiction podcast about love, loss & giving 'em hell.
mij.is
February 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Working on a dress that will be a good all season situation with layering room made from a thrifted discount sheet. It'll be dyed post make but idk what color 🤔
February 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Love 2 crunch ice
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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owls + apples 🍎
February 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oops found these from when I was first learning in a bin. Guess I'll finish/clean them up to gift 🤭 (except the clouds probs hehe someone can pay me small money to lose that one)
February 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM