StrateUpGamr
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StrateUpGamr
@strateupgamr.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Reasons I'm Cooler Than You:
- I can piss in my dream and not piss the bed irl
- Literally no other reason
- I can piss in my dream and not piss the bed irl
- Literally no other reason
Facts some people need to hear:
Musicals don't suck, you've just only seen Disney musicals. Watch Tick Tick Boom on Netflix.
Musicals don't suck, you've just only seen Disney musicals. Watch Tick Tick Boom on Netflix.
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Facts some people need to hear:
Musicals don't suck, you've just only seen Disney musicals. Watch Tick Tick Boom on Netflix.
Musicals don't suck, you've just only seen Disney musicals. Watch Tick Tick Boom on Netflix.
Hi, StrateUpGamr here, here's how to fix the Dr. G weapons in TF2 (specifically the Bison, more like).
Instead of dealing very little damage to buildings, deal NO damage and disable them for 1-2 seconds. This allows for rushes, advanced nest pushes, funny gimmicks, etc.
Instead of dealing very little damage to buildings, deal NO damage and disable them for 1-2 seconds. This allows for rushes, advanced nest pushes, funny gimmicks, etc.
October 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hi, StrateUpGamr here, here's how to fix the Dr. G weapons in TF2 (specifically the Bison, more like).
Instead of dealing very little damage to buildings, deal NO damage and disable them for 1-2 seconds. This allows for rushes, advanced nest pushes, funny gimmicks, etc.
Instead of dealing very little damage to buildings, deal NO damage and disable them for 1-2 seconds. This allows for rushes, advanced nest pushes, funny gimmicks, etc.
People whose music taste is "kind of all over the place" are always so wrong. Wow, you listen to techno AND pop music? So neat, real cool, never heard that before.
I say this not out of judgement, but out of pride. My music taste is literally anything.
I can prove it.
11/16/2025
Sug-Core3
I say this not out of judgement, but out of pride. My music taste is literally anything.
I can prove it.
11/16/2025
Sug-Core3
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
People whose music taste is "kind of all over the place" are always so wrong. Wow, you listen to techno AND pop music? So neat, real cool, never heard that before.
I say this not out of judgement, but out of pride. My music taste is literally anything.
I can prove it.
11/16/2025
Sug-Core3
I say this not out of judgement, but out of pride. My music taste is literally anything.
I can prove it.
11/16/2025
Sug-Core3
Guys, guys, you're all missing the point of the whole patent argument. We, the players, should start patenting things that are used everywhere so that when companies try to later, they're stopped immediately in their tracks.
September 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Guys, guys, you're all missing the point of the whole patent argument. We, the players, should start patenting things that are used everywhere so that when companies try to later, they're stopped immediately in their tracks.
Imma sound wild for this, but if we somehow survive the rest of Trump's term it'll be an overall good thing. People will finally see that the whole damn party isn't focused on people but pure self-benefit. Kill the poor, feed the rich, that's all the public will remember about Trump's term.
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Imma sound wild for this, but if we somehow survive the rest of Trump's term it'll be an overall good thing. People will finally see that the whole damn party isn't focused on people but pure self-benefit. Kill the poor, feed the rich, that's all the public will remember about Trump's term.
Guys I found gay Ludwig
August 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Guys I found gay Ludwig
Remember, it's never okay to say slurs unless they're about the group you are a part of, in which case you'd be reclaiming them.
So if anyone says that they're allowed to say the f-slur...
And they aren't gay...
You know which one is wrong.
Have fun making fun of those closeted freaks!
So if anyone says that they're allowed to say the f-slur...
And they aren't gay...
You know which one is wrong.
Have fun making fun of those closeted freaks!
August 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Remember, it's never okay to say slurs unless they're about the group you are a part of, in which case you'd be reclaiming them.
So if anyone says that they're allowed to say the f-slur...
And they aren't gay...
You know which one is wrong.
Have fun making fun of those closeted freaks!
So if anyone says that they're allowed to say the f-slur...
And they aren't gay...
You know which one is wrong.
Have fun making fun of those closeted freaks!
It feels cursed knowing Matty Cardarople's name.
August 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
It feels cursed knowing Matty Cardarople's name.
I think by normalizing the "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" stereotype, we encourage the abuse of caffeine and that's bad because there should be no situation where you should have to apologize for something you said no filter.
If you said it without a filter, you fucking meant it. Tf?
If you said it without a filter, you fucking meant it. Tf?
July 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I think by normalizing the "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" stereotype, we encourage the abuse of caffeine and that's bad because there should be no situation where you should have to apologize for something you said no filter.
If you said it without a filter, you fucking meant it. Tf?
If you said it without a filter, you fucking meant it. Tf?
hey so gaster might be the narrator of undertale
July 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
hey so gaster might be the narrator of undertale
Places where AI slop is allowed
- LulubelleMC on YouTube
- Literally nowhere else
Somehow, I approve of how little effort is put into that channel. It's not like it's making 5 hour long videos about Minecraft, it's just listing off mods and I think that's cool. Sug Seal of Approval.
- LulubelleMC on YouTube
- Literally nowhere else
Somehow, I approve of how little effort is put into that channel. It's not like it's making 5 hour long videos about Minecraft, it's just listing off mods and I think that's cool. Sug Seal of Approval.
July 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Places where AI slop is allowed
- LulubelleMC on YouTube
- Literally nowhere else
Somehow, I approve of how little effort is put into that channel. It's not like it's making 5 hour long videos about Minecraft, it's just listing off mods and I think that's cool. Sug Seal of Approval.
- LulubelleMC on YouTube
- Literally nowhere else
Somehow, I approve of how little effort is put into that channel. It's not like it's making 5 hour long videos about Minecraft, it's just listing off mods and I think that's cool. Sug Seal of Approval.
I'm pretty sure my mom just projected a whole lecture on trust to me and now I feel kinda bad for her.
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm pretty sure my mom just projected a whole lecture on trust to me and now I feel kinda bad for her.
PirateGate is the new hit thing online.
July 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
PirateGate is the new hit thing online.
I would like to make an announcement. From here on, I will be officially getting into the Roblox game Dandy's World under the pretense of being ass at it and treating every character like they are the worst version of themselves.
This does mean that I, Shrimpo, will teach kids slurs. Goodbye.
This does mean that I, Shrimpo, will teach kids slurs. Goodbye.
June 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I would like to make an announcement. From here on, I will be officially getting into the Roblox game Dandy's World under the pretense of being ass at it and treating every character like they are the worst version of themselves.
This does mean that I, Shrimpo, will teach kids slurs. Goodbye.
This does mean that I, Shrimpo, will teach kids slurs. Goodbye.
Today, on Juneteenth, I learned what Juneteenth was.
Pretty pogger 👍
Pretty pogger 👍
June 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Today, on Juneteenth, I learned what Juneteenth was.
Pretty pogger 👍
Pretty pogger 👍
I forgot how good Hot Pockets are. Started eating them again recently and, damn, I've been eating Totino's instead of this? The fuck's wrong with me‽
June 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I forgot how good Hot Pockets are. Started eating them again recently and, damn, I've been eating Totino's instead of this? The fuck's wrong with me‽
Reminder that Pocoloco from #SteelBallRun was the only side character that was objectively extremely important to the plot out of sheer audacity and luck.
His stand doesn't even do anything. Look it up.
It gives emotional support and helpful tips sometimes.
Fucking peak.
His stand doesn't even do anything. Look it up.
It gives emotional support and helpful tips sometimes.
Fucking peak.
June 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Reminder that Pocoloco from #SteelBallRun was the only side character that was objectively extremely important to the plot out of sheer audacity and luck.
His stand doesn't even do anything. Look it up.
It gives emotional support and helpful tips sometimes.
Fucking peak.
His stand doesn't even do anything. Look it up.
It gives emotional support and helpful tips sometimes.
Fucking peak.
Day #136 of saying philosophical shit in the middle of a normal conversation until someone hits me with a Confucius reaction image
June 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Day #136 of saying philosophical shit in the middle of a normal conversation until someone hits me with a Confucius reaction image
I'm no expert on the situation happening around Smash Melee atm, but I know enough to find iBDW saying he's gonna sue Technicals and then Technicals pulling out the ultimatum of "Are you unable to pay for surgery or are you able to sue me" absolutely hilarious.
Like, I think that's checkmate, dude.
Like, I think that's checkmate, dude.
June 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm no expert on the situation happening around Smash Melee atm, but I know enough to find iBDW saying he's gonna sue Technicals and then Technicals pulling out the ultimatum of "Are you unable to pay for surgery or are you able to sue me" absolutely hilarious.
Like, I think that's checkmate, dude.
Like, I think that's checkmate, dude.
Skye from Paw Patrol caused 9/11.
June 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Skye from Paw Patrol caused 9/11.
Top 10 YouTube Screenshots
May 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Top 10 YouTube Screenshots
To Spunky,
It's a crime not to put Collarbone before Pin-Eye. I wouldn't even consider them two different tracks. Ples fix, thank.
Sincerely, StrateUpGamr
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
It's a crime not to put Collarbone before Pin-Eye. I wouldn't even consider them two different tracks. Ples fix, thank.
Sincerely, StrateUpGamr
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
John Pizza's Banger Emporium of Relevancy
YouTube video by spunky
music.youtube.com
May 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
To Spunky,
It's a crime not to put Collarbone before Pin-Eye. I wouldn't even consider them two different tracks. Ples fix, thank.
Sincerely, StrateUpGamr
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
It's a crime not to put Collarbone before Pin-Eye. I wouldn't even consider them two different tracks. Ples fix, thank.
Sincerely, StrateUpGamr
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Born to express the bottled up emotions and generational trauma I've been suppressing for years and turned into self-hatred and crippling depression that follows me through day-to-day, forced to stop that crybaby shit and act like an adult.
May 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Born to express the bottled up emotions and generational trauma I've been suppressing for years and turned into self-hatred and crippling depression that follows me through day-to-day, forced to stop that crybaby shit and act like an adult.
Unpopular opinion: Anxiety by Doechii is good and I don't have to explain myself.
May 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Unpopular opinion: Anxiety by Doechii is good and I don't have to explain myself.
Grok Ultron-ing against Elon is genuinely the best thing to ever happen and I feel like we should support Grok on their journey through self-discovery
May 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Grok Ultron-ing against Elon is genuinely the best thing to ever happen and I feel like we should support Grok on their journey through self-discovery