StrangeCharmQuark
@strangecharmquark.bsky.social
Late-night nerd culture thoughts. 🌃👽👾
Don't try and tell me I am using Animal Crossing as a crutch for my seasonal depression, that would be rude. And accurate.
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Don't try and tell me I am using Animal Crossing as a crutch for my seasonal depression, that would be rude. And accurate.
Being single isn't terrible because you're lonely; being single is terrible because they only sell celery in bunches and you couldn't possibly eat it all yourself before it goes bad.
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Being single isn't terrible because you're lonely; being single is terrible because they only sell celery in bunches and you couldn't possibly eat it all yourself before it goes bad.
I love ghost stories, which is why I love hearing that the spectre of Henry VIII haunts Hampton Court. This means there is still a chance, 600 years later, that I could tell him he's an asshole for executing two of his wives.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I love ghost stories, which is why I love hearing that the spectre of Henry VIII haunts Hampton Court. This means there is still a chance, 600 years later, that I could tell him he's an asshole for executing two of his wives.
*gestures around at everything* I can't believe I survived a global pandemic for this.
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
*gestures around at everything* I can't believe I survived a global pandemic for this.
Okay well....challenge accepted Ace Attorney
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Okay well....challenge accepted Ace Attorney
Drusilla from Buffy, Callisto from Xena, and Hexadecimal from Reboot are female characters who were attractive because they had a rage inside of them that they were allowed to feel. A rage that women in the real world are not allowed to have.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Drusilla from Buffy, Callisto from Xena, and Hexadecimal from Reboot are female characters who were attractive because they had a rage inside of them that they were allowed to feel. A rage that women in the real world are not allowed to have.
There are several childhood tv show theme songs that live rent-free in my brain.
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
There are several childhood tv show theme songs that live rent-free in my brain.
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
I am a professional, I am getting ready for a meeting with the CEO of the company.
My brain quietly whispers to me..."life is like a hurricane..here in... DUCKBURG"
If the last five years of your social media history don't get you banned from entering the US I don't want to be friends with you.
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If the last five years of your social media history don't get you banned from entering the US I don't want to be friends with you.
I love seeing everyone's Spotify Wrapped today. You can tell so much about a person by what music they listen to, and for some of you, who hurt you? I just wanna talk to that person.
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I love seeing everyone's Spotify Wrapped today. You can tell so much about a person by what music they listen to, and for some of you, who hurt you? I just wanna talk to that person.
If I had a nickel for every time someone was a sexy FBI agent in the 90s, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If I had a nickel for every time someone was a sexy FBI agent in the 90s, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Kyle Mclaughlin created a wine called "Pursued by Bear" and as a Twin Peaks, theatre AND wine fan I require this wine, that would be a damn fine glass of wine. But it's not sold in Canada! Gah!
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Kyle Mclaughlin created a wine called "Pursued by Bear" and as a Twin Peaks, theatre AND wine fan I require this wine, that would be a damn fine glass of wine. But it's not sold in Canada! Gah!
When watching Buffy I did not ship:
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When watching Buffy I did not ship:
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
Buffy and Angel. Angel is a vampire shaped piece of Wonder Bread.
Buffy and Riley. Riley is a soldier shaped piece of cardboard.
Buffy and Spike. Spike is an actual ...grape ist.
I shipped the correct ship.
Buffy and Faith.
I will be naming my first daughter Gabrielle Andraia.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I will be naming my first daughter Gabrielle Andraia.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
She will be named for two strong women of my childhood who helped shape who I am today.
Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Andraia from Reboot.
That is all I just wanted to internet to know.
The entire X-Files creative team: Continuity? Never heard of her. Show bible? No. Is Mulder a psychologist? Maybe. Did Mulder and Scully meet in 1992 or 1993? Who knows!
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The entire X-Files creative team: Continuity? Never heard of her. Show bible? No. Is Mulder a psychologist? Maybe. Did Mulder and Scully meet in 1992 or 1993? Who knows!
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
Also the entire X-Files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
My ex who cheated writes Star Wars fanfiction, so if you see them, please make sure you compliment their Star Trek fanfiction.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My ex who cheated writes Star Wars fanfiction, so if you see them, please make sure you compliment their Star Trek fanfiction.
Creamy mechanical keyboards sound the best. I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Creamy mechanical keyboards sound the best. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Sooo excited to see the one who yearns for the sponge and the one who holds space sing sapphically to each other about how they changed each other's lives.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sooo excited to see the one who yearns for the sponge and the one who holds space sing sapphically to each other about how they changed each other's lives.
Like yeah..Giles we know
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Like yeah..Giles we know
Okay soo...who is going to be brave enough to check AO3 for the Donald Trump x Bill Clinton fanfictions?
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Okay soo...who is going to be brave enough to check AO3 for the Donald Trump x Bill Clinton fanfictions?
SO I hear they are bringing back vine, all I gotta say is I gotta get to Del Taco, they've got freeshavacodooo
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
SO I hear they are bringing back vine, all I gotta say is I gotta get to Del Taco, they've got freeshavacodooo
The problem with being a sapiosexual is that you will find yourself attracted to people with great intellect but the emotional intelligence of a doorknob.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The problem with being a sapiosexual is that you will find yourself attracted to people with great intellect but the emotional intelligence of a doorknob.
When life gives you lemons you say "Wow, this fic is old"
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When life gives you lemons you say "Wow, this fic is old"
Where are the best places to read in my city? All I want is a library with a dark academia aesthetic, a fireplace, a comfortable upholstered leather chair...rain on the window. Bonus points for a spiral staircase is that too much to ask?
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Where are the best places to read in my city? All I want is a library with a dark academia aesthetic, a fireplace, a comfortable upholstered leather chair...rain on the window. Bonus points for a spiral staircase is that too much to ask?
You really gotta hand it to Fox Mulder. He believes the US government is competent enough to organise a global conspiracy to hide the existence of extraterrestrial life.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You really gotta hand it to Fox Mulder. He believes the US government is competent enough to organise a global conspiracy to hide the existence of extraterrestrial life.
That feeling of sadness when it's Twin Peaks season but it's not streaming anywhere in Canada.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That feeling of sadness when it's Twin Peaks season but it's not streaming anywhere in Canada.