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My five year old thinks that the Queen song is EVERYONE Bites The Dust which isn’t really wrong but it sure is ominous.
December 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
My five year old thinks that the Queen song is EVERYONE Bites The Dust which isn’t really wrong but it sure is ominous.
Me: You gotta go wash your hands after touching your penis dude.
My preschooler: *makes aggressive eye contact while licking weenie hand.*
Listen, when I tell you that you’re never really ready to be a parent this is what I mean.
My preschooler: *makes aggressive eye contact while licking weenie hand.*
Listen, when I tell you that you’re never really ready to be a parent this is what I mean.
November 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Me: You gotta go wash your hands after touching your penis dude.
My preschooler: *makes aggressive eye contact while licking weenie hand.*
Listen, when I tell you that you’re never really ready to be a parent this is what I mean.
My preschooler: *makes aggressive eye contact while licking weenie hand.*
Listen, when I tell you that you’re never really ready to be a parent this is what I mean.
Taking a gummy and cleaning the house makes me feel connected to all the women who came before me that were taking qualudes and vacuuming with a scotch in hand in the 50’s.
November 27, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Taking a gummy and cleaning the house makes me feel connected to all the women who came before me that were taking qualudes and vacuuming with a scotch in hand in the 50’s.