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@stovetopgobble.bsky.social
He/Him

I love my family!
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February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I don't even care about the collar! I FELT GREAT AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IF IT MEANS THAT STUPOD GREEN RAT IS UNFIXABLE!
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
@winetasterlovelyli.bsky.social Oh Liiiiilaaaac! I got something for you~

I'll be in the bar in a minute~
February 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
No Valentines for me?~
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I HATE THIS PLACE!

MY OUTFIT?! MY GORGEOUS OUTFIT?! YOU JUST THREW IT AWAY LIKE IT WAS TRASH!?

I CLEANED THIS LOCATION TOP TO BOTTOM AND YOU THREW AWAY MY OUTFIT?! THAT'S MY STAGE OUTFIT! I NEED THAT! IM THE GODDAMN BASS PLAYER!

@thecataloger.bsky.social
@indigoluv998nb.bsky.social

EXPLAIN?!
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
So.... tired....
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
God my hearing is already getting bad I don't need this guy yelling at me.
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Stupid wolverine laughing at me.
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This actually bullshit.
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Can I just say. This location has a real bullying problem because why am I being targeted and given unreasonable punishments for NOTHING but the woman who threw mop water at me gets off with no consequences?

Or how Hans literally tried to maul me?
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I JUST GOT THROWN OUT BY THAT MUSCLE HEAD OF A SHARK!

@k1llerwhal3.bsky.social You're just gonna let him throw me out like that?!
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I hate this place ugh. Screw the mopping and scrubbing I'm over it.

@k1llerwhal3.bsky.social Bestie I'm heading over there I need to rant like ugh.

And...ignore how I look when I get there.
February 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
You know if we're gonna have visitors tomorrow I'm not about to look like.... a janitor

So I'll need a good wash of my fur for a few hours and my actual outfit should be washed and cleaned and for tomorrow I should have my bass I think.

I have a public image to uphold after all~
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
God life was so much better when things just went my way and there wasn't an annoying green thing talking in my ear ugh. Like please. Get turned to scraps or something.
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Yeah let's make the bass player go deaf so he doesn't know what he's doing when he gets back on stage.

Already bad enough I have a constant ringing and going muffled but do they care? Noooo why would they?

It's only Timber. Not like he has a voice or feelings that matter like the rest.
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Of course Rowan took the fucking day off. Now I have to do this by myself. How fucking fun I'm having so much fucking fun right now with the stupid rat either shocking me or killing my ears.
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is ridiculous.... I hate this so much... somehow everyone can mock and laugh at me but when I retaliate. I get turned into an assistant janitor. This is actually a hate crime.
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Overalls....

OVERALLS...
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
She'll be fine~ Just a few dents here and there~
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Awww your breakfast is all on the floor~
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
AH- Oh using your mini-me against me?

Sure hope nothing bad happens~
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
SHE THREW DIRTY MOP WATER-

No. No no no. I AM DONE!
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
This... is the worst punishment yet...
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I'm too good to be cleaning this location. That rat can't make me clean anything. I'll stay right here on my phone.
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"You're gonna be an assistant janitor!"

Yeah no I'm not doing that. I'm way too good for that.
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM