Winter blinked first, the verdict’s clear:
Pack up the frost, the green is near!
No shadow spotted. Case dismissed.
Spring’s on deck, winter swung and missed.
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#GroundhogDay #NoShadow #EarlySpring #WeatherFolklore #Marmots

A marmot. A miner’s helmet. Unresolved snack trauma.⛏️
Somewhere beneath RockyMountainNationalPark,🏔️
A vending machine lost a fight with a marmot.💥
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#RockyMountainNationalPark #SpeakLikeAGrizzledProspectorDay #Heist #Marmots #NationalParkMysteries #AlpineLegends

Resolutions are a scam. 🏋️
Time is fake. 🕒
Growth is optional. 🌱
Sleep is mandatory. 💤
It’s January 8th. How’s that kale smoothie tasting? 🥬🥤
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#NewYearNewMe #Marmots #Burnout #GoalSetting #RestIsProductive

Humans unwrap presents. 🎅
#Marmots unwrap… nothing. 🐾
No lights. No gifts. No carols. 🎄
#SilentNight has never been this literal. 💤
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#Warning: May cause extreme nap-envy.
#Christmas #AnimalHolidays #MarmotMagic #HolidayGoals

No #Santa, no carols, 🎅
Just an #ApexBloom and a high alpine pirate. 🏴‍☠️
Join Nutmeg McChunky on his 🐹
#Quest the night before #Christmas. 🎄
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#Marmots #SilentNight #Dreams #FluffyChaos #HibernationSeason

Is your family #Thanksgiving chaotic?
Forty metric tons of fiber and a harmonized gassy gust.
Humans carve turkey. #Marmots carve a path to unconsciousness.
Come for the fluff. Stay for the chaos.
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#WildlifeHumor #AlpineAnimals #HibernationSeason

Ever wonder what nature’s roundest rodents do on October 31st?
Forget haunted houses — the marmots are hosting a haunted burrow! 🦫🎃💀
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#MarmotAdventures #Halloween #Hibernation

Above 10,000 feet, trail mix is a myth.
Most marmots are fine with that — except one.
100% nutty.
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#NationalNutDay #Marmots #AboveTheTreeLine

A good grumble 😠 is the best medicine. 😊
A tribute to the king of the curmudgeons. ☀️
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#NationalGrouchDay #MarmotMood #NatureHumor

Forget beer steins — marmots celebrate Oktoberfest with pretzels, berry wine & sauerkraut slides! #MarmotLife #Oktoberfest
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