Storm Machine
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A home game over 3,000km from Melbourne. That makes all the sense in the fucking world.
Fucking extremely rich owners can get fucked.
Fucking extremely rich owners can get fucked.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A home game over 3,000km from Melbourne. That makes all the sense in the fucking world.
Fucking extremely rich owners can get fucked.
Fucking extremely rich owners can get fucked.
An away game… does that mean…could it be?
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
An away game… does that mean…could it be?
LOL Atkins. Munster has it on a string.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
LOL Atkins. Munster has it on a string.
Atkins was always a poor choice for this series.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Atkins was always a poor choice for this series.
Walsh throwing forward passes. Just the usual.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Walsh throwing forward passes. Just the usual.
Well this is MUCH worse.
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Well this is MUCH worse.
Well now that it’s finally official – it sucks.
Hard to begrudge him though.
May he have personal success, but no team success ever.
Hard to begrudge him though.
May he have personal success, but no team success ever.
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Well now that it’s finally official – it sucks.
Hard to begrudge him though.
May he have personal success, but no team success ever.
Hard to begrudge him though.
May he have personal success, but no team success ever.
Melbourne are gassed. More errors likely.
October 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Melbourne are gassed. More errors likely.
Tui’s drop the turning point. Storm cooked.
October 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Tui’s drop the turning point. Storm cooked.
🚨 CALLED FORWARD PASS 🚨
October 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
🚨 CALLED FORWARD PASS 🚨
Ahh there’s the #narrative from Atkins.
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Ahh there’s the #narrative from Atkins.
12 point turnaround. Sigh.
October 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
12 point turnaround. Sigh.
That’s an Atkins decision. Proper wankery.
October 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
That’s an Atkins decision. Proper wankery.
DROP A BRICK IN THE CHAT
October 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
DROP A BRICK IN THE CHAT
Explain how that isn’t a bin.
October 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Explain how that isn’t a bin.
Am I a blob of nervous energy? Yes.
Has my heart rate been elevated since lunchtime? Yes
Does anything matter? No
Can we please just beat them? Please‽
Has my heart rate been elevated since lunchtime? Yes
Does anything matter? No
Can we please just beat them? Please‽
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Am I a blob of nervous energy? Yes.
Has my heart rate been elevated since lunchtime? Yes
Does anything matter? No
Can we please just beat them? Please‽
Has my heart rate been elevated since lunchtime? Yes
Does anything matter? No
Can we please just beat them? Please‽
Throwing a punch on the final whistle of a Grand Final. It’s a bold move.
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Throwing a punch on the final whistle of a Grand Final. It’s a bold move.
October 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
🚨 Final preview post of the season 🚨
Looking back at the 2006 #NRLGF 😡
#SimpkinsIsADickhead — and looking ahead to the 2025 NRL Grand Final. ⚡️
#purplepride
open.substack.com/pub/stormmac...
Looking back at the 2006 #NRLGF 😡
#SimpkinsIsADickhead — and looking ahead to the 2025 NRL Grand Final. ⚡️
#purplepride
open.substack.com/pub/stormmac...
S28E31 Preview – Chasing Seven
The 2025 NRL Grand Final sees both teams hunting for a seventh premiership
open.substack.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
🚨 Final preview post of the season 🚨
Looking back at the 2006 #NRLGF 😡
#SimpkinsIsADickhead — and looking ahead to the 2025 NRL Grand Final. ⚡️
#purplepride
open.substack.com/pub/stormmac...
Looking back at the 2006 #NRLGF 😡
#SimpkinsIsADickhead — and looking ahead to the 2025 NRL Grand Final. ⚡️
#purplepride
open.substack.com/pub/stormmac...
They’re finally dead.
September 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
They’re finally dead.
TOILET missed. lulz
September 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
TOILET missed. lulz
Brisbane pls go the fucken biff.
September 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Brisbane pls go the fucken biff.
Martin has to go.
September 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Martin has to go.
😂 an “exemption” from the concussion protocols. That’s quite the joke.
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
😂 an “exemption” from the concussion protocols. That’s quite the joke.
A Prefects played called offside?
Grant Atkins is gonna come down with a nasty virus.
Grant Atkins is gonna come down with a nasty virus.
September 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
A Prefects played called offside?
Grant Atkins is gonna come down with a nasty virus.
Grant Atkins is gonna come down with a nasty virus.