StormlightMemes
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I read and I make memes. Sometimes I'm smart.
Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard.
February 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard.
Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions.
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions.
I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read.
January 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read.
Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all.
January 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all.
I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😶🥲
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😶🥲
I NEEEEED IIIIIIIIT.
December 20, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I NEEEEED IIIIIIIIT.
OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it.
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it.
Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point."
December 16, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point."
This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times.
December 16, 2024 at 3:29 AM
This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times.
I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed
December 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed
LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh.
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
December 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh.
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
During a team meeting, my coworkers asked me how my trip to Utah went. Over the course of the next fifteen minutes, without intending to, I told them all about the #cosmere and the massive event that was #dsnx24. Eight professionals in the finance industry now know that I'm a Major Nerd™️. Huzzah.
December 13, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Them: "I read fantasy to escape the real world."
Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them*
Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..."
Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them*
Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..."
December 11, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Them: "I read fantasy to escape the real world."
Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them*
Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..."
Fantasy: *depicts violent uprisings against corrupt governments, apocalyptic events, and oppressed minorities fighting against those who have wronged them*
Me: "My guy... I don't know how to tell you this..."
I forgot how to breathe the moment I cracked this book open ngl. #stormlightarchive #cosmere
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I forgot how to breathe the moment I cracked this book open ngl. #stormlightarchive #cosmere
These little assholes are creating quite the hubbub at SLC airport. If you bring your chull plushie through the TSA line, be prepared for a delay. The beads at the bottom show up as a suspicious material on the scanner, and agents have to physically inspect them. #dsnx24
December 8, 2024 at 8:36 PM
These little assholes are creating quite the hubbub at SLC airport. If you bring your chull plushie through the TSA line, be prepared for a delay. The beads at the bottom show up as a suspicious material on the scanner, and agents have to physically inspect them. #dsnx24
I'm here for the punchy punchy stabby stabby.
December 8, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I'm here for the punchy punchy stabby stabby.
If you're here at Dragonsteel Nexus, come see me at the Lightweaving and Willshaping panel! We'll be talking about the good, bad, and in between of operating social media platforms in the Cosmere fandom. I'll hang back after the panel to answer questions, take pictures, and gush about the Cosmere! ❤️
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
If you're here at Dragonsteel Nexus, come see me at the Lightweaving and Willshaping panel! We'll be talking about the good, bad, and in between of operating social media platforms in the Cosmere fandom. I'll hang back after the panel to answer questions, take pictures, and gush about the Cosmere! ❤️
Spotify Wrapped gettin' real specific over here.
December 6, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Spotify Wrapped gettin' real specific over here.
Incredible time here at Dragonsteel Nexus! ❤️ Can't wait for the Wind and Truth release party! #DSNX24 #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #cosmere
December 6, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Incredible time here at Dragonsteel Nexus! ❤️ Can't wait for the Wind and Truth release party! #DSNX24 #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #cosmere
My Texan ass rolling up to Salt Lake City tomorrow for Dragonsteel Nexus like:
a cartoon penguin wearing a hat and a shirt with palm trees on it
ALT: a cartoon penguin wearing a hat and a shirt with palm trees on it
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December 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
My Texan ass rolling up to Salt Lake City tomorrow for Dragonsteel Nexus like:
December 2, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Scroll of Truth needs to be quiet for a while.
December 2, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Scroll of Truth needs to be quiet for a while.
Getting my therapist ready.
November 30, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Getting my therapist ready.
I swore to myself I'd refrain from talking about the Cosmere this Thanksgiving. My family could use a break from it, and I don't want to annoy them.
That lasted until someone asked me if I'm looking forward to going to Utah next week.
This is on them.
That lasted until someone asked me if I'm looking forward to going to Utah next week.
This is on them.
November 29, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I swore to myself I'd refrain from talking about the Cosmere this Thanksgiving. My family could use a break from it, and I don't want to annoy them.
That lasted until someone asked me if I'm looking forward to going to Utah next week.
This is on them.
That lasted until someone asked me if I'm looking forward to going to Utah next week.
This is on them.