Montauk
@stopwatch.bsky.social
A funky robot enraptured by literature, motorcycles, and music.
He/Him
Everything is worse if you think something is looking at you.
He/Him
Everything is worse if you think something is looking at you.
Laphria Flava, AKA the Bumblebee robberfly, with lunch.
April 30, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Laphria Flava, AKA the Bumblebee robberfly, with lunch.
Guys I got a new pet is he supposed to be doing this or should I take him to the vet?
December 28, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Guys I got a new pet is he supposed to be doing this or should I take him to the vet?
Who else is ready for the alligator-based gameplay in GTAVI?
December 7, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Who else is ready for the alligator-based gameplay in GTAVI?
Why are all stock mirrors on motorcycles an afterthought lmao
December 6, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Why are all stock mirrors on motorcycles an afterthought lmao
The key here is to buy one of each.
November 28, 2023 at 9:12 PM
The key here is to buy one of each.
If I ran an airline the flight attendants would just slap this bitch down onto your tray table and tell you to eat it with your hands.
November 25, 2023 at 3:55 PM
If I ran an airline the flight attendants would just slap this bitch down onto your tray table and tell you to eat it with your hands.
A Southern Plains bumblebee showed up at my parent's garden. Really cool to see as these fluffy bois are an endangered species.
November 12, 2023 at 10:39 PM
A Southern Plains bumblebee showed up at my parent's garden. Really cool to see as these fluffy bois are an endangered species.
Back from a broken phone and lots of travelling.
Lizard-posting will now resume.
Lizard-posting will now resume.
November 9, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Back from a broken phone and lots of travelling.
Lizard-posting will now resume.
Lizard-posting will now resume.
You wouldn't have to get any alcohol in me to hear bug facts
October 11, 2023 at 4:50 AM
You wouldn't have to get any alcohol in me to hear bug facts
Your chances of getting shot by a lizard are low but never zero.
October 8, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Your chances of getting shot by a lizard are low but never zero.
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Reskeet if you think reptiles should make all the decisions from here on out
October 6, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Reskeet if you think reptiles should make all the decisions from here on out
Idea: A Paranormal/atmospheric horror game taking place in the Kowloon Walled City
October 6, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Idea: A Paranormal/atmospheric horror game taking place in the Kowloon Walled City
Who else gets weird looks when wrenching on their bike in their apartment's parking lot?
October 5, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Who else gets weird looks when wrenching on their bike in their apartment's parking lot?
Look at this fucking cicada
October 5, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Look at this fucking cicada
I thought prostitution was illegal in Mississippi.
Then I went to Gary Jones Honda Suzuki Kawasaki and felt like I was paying someone to fuck me.
Then I went to Gary Jones Honda Suzuki Kawasaki and felt like I was paying someone to fuck me.
October 3, 2023 at 9:37 PM
I thought prostitution was illegal in Mississippi.
Then I went to Gary Jones Honda Suzuki Kawasaki and felt like I was paying someone to fuck me.
Then I went to Gary Jones Honda Suzuki Kawasaki and felt like I was paying someone to fuck me.
r/calamariraceteam here I come
October 3, 2023 at 1:49 AM
r/calamariraceteam here I come
Send me all of your scaly bois
October 2, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Send me all of your scaly bois
Imagine sitting on this mf after it bakes in the sun for a couple hours.
October 1, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Imagine sitting on this mf after it bakes in the sun for a couple hours.
Death Stranding is a game I only have a third-hand account of via memes. But after seeing this, I think I'm finally starting to understand it.
September 30, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Death Stranding is a game I only have a third-hand account of via memes. But after seeing this, I think I'm finally starting to understand it.
What cuisine has yall like this
September 29, 2023 at 3:53 AM
What cuisine has yall like this
I hope one day to have a photo like this be taken of me when I'm out riding.
September 28, 2023 at 10:57 PM
I hope one day to have a photo like this be taken of me when I'm out riding.
I travel frequently for my job, and I would like to ask; who in the fresh hell decides what goes on the walls of these hotel rooms?
September 28, 2023 at 4:38 AM
I travel frequently for my job, and I would like to ask; who in the fresh hell decides what goes on the walls of these hotel rooms?