Aldrich, Devourer of Gods found in Epstein Files.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Aldrich, Devourer of Gods found in Epstein Files.
If I had a dollar for every album I loved about the rainbow goblins, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's enough to buy 12 fl oz of evaporated milk, which I can then drink in the hopes that, this time, I will finally choke to death on its creamy thickness.
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
If I had a dollar for every album I loved about the rainbow goblins, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's enough to buy 12 fl oz of evaporated milk, which I can then drink in the hopes that, this time, I will finally choke to death on its creamy thickness.
got an A rank (16'04") first try on the at jin dahaad free challenge quest, checked my hunter profile and eScape started playing. same level of dopamine rush as topping off my sixth miller lite, hitting the juul, and turning the keys in the ignition. dopamine bliss
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 AM
got an A rank (16'04") first try on the at jin dahaad free challenge quest, checked my hunter profile and eScape started playing. same level of dopamine rush as topping off my sixth miller lite, hitting the juul, and turning the keys in the ignition. dopamine bliss
HITTIN THAT G VIRUS SHIT. GOT THE T-VERONICA IN MY PIPE. SCREAMING "GLORIANA LAS PLAGAS" OFF THE LOS ILLUMINADOS PURP. RIPPIN OUROBOROS UNTIL WE AT COMPLETE GREEN SATURATION. MOLD.
January 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
HITTIN THAT G VIRUS SHIT. GOT THE T-VERONICA IN MY PIPE. SCREAMING "GLORIANA LAS PLAGAS" OFF THE LOS ILLUMINADOS PURP. RIPPIN OUROBOROS UNTIL WE AT COMPLETE GREEN SATURATION. MOLD.
It's a hard Boc life, me lord.
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It's a hard Boc life, me lord.
Tried to play "chubby bunny" with my transgender girlfriend, but she kept getting hard every time I put a marshmallow in my mouth and said chubby bunny.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Tried to play "chubby bunny" with my transgender girlfriend, but she kept getting hard every time I put a marshmallow in my mouth and said chubby bunny.
What if the Harley Quinn from Bat Man was a bit sexy and kind of a crazy girl....
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
What if the Harley Quinn from Bat Man was a bit sexy and kind of a crazy girl....
Nobody's beak is spinning to the other side of their head anymore?! I can't even remember the last time I saw a person's beak spin to the other side of their head, like after an explosion, or a point blank shotgun blast?!
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Nobody's beak is spinning to the other side of their head anymore?! I can't even remember the last time I saw a person's beak spin to the other side of their head, like after an explosion, or a point blank shotgun blast?!
Proud to announce our game dev studio, Bit Squelch LLC, uses NO GEN AI in our development process, EXCEPT to generate pictures of Bok Elden Ring jacking his freaky shit into wine glasses. #NOAI #STANDWITHARTISTS
December 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Proud to announce our game dev studio, Bit Squelch LLC, uses NO GEN AI in our development process, EXCEPT to generate pictures of Bok Elden Ring jacking his freaky shit into wine glasses. #NOAI #STANDWITHARTISTS
my new product: "virtual wedgie" haptic sensor underwear
December 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my new product: "virtual wedgie" haptic sensor underwear
Dr Pepper, the sapphic drink of choice
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dr Pepper, the sapphic drink of choice
There are many beautiful Playstation 2 looking women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There are many beautiful Playstation 2 looking women.
MISTER BONGINO!!! I have work for you... Report to my keep on the morrow, and bring your greatest goblin-felling blades. There is no pay.
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
MISTER BONGINO!!! I have work for you... Report to my keep on the morrow, and bring your greatest goblin-felling blades. There is no pay.
.@cvspharmacy I WILL NOT BE BUYING MY INSULIN IN YOUR STORES UNTIL YOU START HIRING MORE BEAUTIFUL PHARMACISTS!!! STOP CATERING TO THE WOKE MOB!!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
.@cvspharmacy I WILL NOT BE BUYING MY INSULIN IN YOUR STORES UNTIL YOU START HIRING MORE BEAUTIFUL PHARMACISTS!!! STOP CATERING TO THE WOKE MOB!!!
Tired of Winning at EVERY video game, I have chosen a new battlefield: Rush Hour Traffic.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tired of Winning at EVERY video game, I have chosen a new battlefield: Rush Hour Traffic.
All the gayest music has women moaning in it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All the gayest music has women moaning in it.
Don't forget! Children want candy for Halloween! Money is good too.
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Don't forget! Children want candy for Halloween! Money is good too.
I would like to play a game about farming on my late grandfather's farm. It would be nice if it had friendly neighbors, romance, farming, and monsters, and if it was called Stardew Valley that would be an added bonus. But does such a game exist?? PLEASE INFORM ME
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I would like to play a game about farming on my late grandfather's farm. It would be nice if it had friendly neighbors, romance, farming, and monsters, and if it was called Stardew Valley that would be an added bonus. But does such a game exist?? PLEASE INFORM ME
TWO IMPORTANT DAYS FOR ALL RED BLOODED AMERICANS
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
TWO IMPORTANT DAYS FOR ALL RED BLOODED AMERICANS
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS ARAN
THE DAY YOU LEARN YOU CAN'T FUCK SAMUS ARAN
Objectively speaking, The Sopranos is a very misleading television show. I just don't think the real Tony Soprano would have done all those things.
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Objectively speaking, The Sopranos is a very misleading television show. I just don't think the real Tony Soprano would have done all those things.
In light of recent events I am only going to believe the facts I personally make up.
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
In light of recent events I am only going to believe the facts I personally make up.
Seeking angel investors for my startup, "Rollout", where I come to your house and change your toiler paper roll, saving you time to continue working hard at "ordering Ubereats" and "e-stalking Hasan Piker".
September 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Seeking angel investors for my startup, "Rollout", where I come to your house and change your toiler paper roll, saving you time to continue working hard at "ordering Ubereats" and "e-stalking Hasan Piker".
Just finished watching every television show ever. I have no opinions on any of them.
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just finished watching every television show ever. I have no opinions on any of them.
It is actually possible to fire lightening from your finger tips, after all, you know.
September 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It is actually possible to fire lightening from your finger tips, after all, you know.
One easy way to become really cool is running fast. It is not so easy to do, but when you reach around 10 to 12, you become cool instantly.
August 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One easy way to become really cool is running fast. It is not so easy to do, but when you reach around 10 to 12, you become cool instantly.