i’m good at sex and my dick is big

my gf is about to start posting about how much she loves me so I just have to beat her to the punch snd say how much I love my gorgeous fucking chaser wife

was in the last two minutes of my appointment when my therapist hit me with that “have you ever been diagnosed with ADHD” like no actually I’m transgender

was discussing wedding dates with my fiancée and was earnestly like “ooh there’s the 11th, eleven is my favorite number!”

we are planning a September wedding 💀

wow my hair sure does look so long and pretty and gender-affirming now, maybe what I should do is get a bad haircut maybe that would fix me idk

[several weeks behind on memes] g,,,girl dinner?? ,,,???

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every time I eat a pickle I feel like someone should call me a slur

haven’t dropped new music in over a year but this still slaps imo

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