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sean
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melee street legend | critically acclaimed TO | sponsor of epic gamers
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holy shit I gained like 200+ followers since the last time I posted, welcome yall

expect TO sage wisdom, insane anecdotes from my 10+ years in the scene, and a variety of bizarre bits & irlposting

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October 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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why does it seem like good broadcasting and good seeding are becoming lost arts in Melee?

It feels as though this year we've taken steps back in both areas despite being so good at them for so long
July 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Switch 2 More Like Achoo Because This Pollen Is Crazy Am I Right
June 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
girlfriend and I decided to only utilize our w33d products on the weekends for the first time in a while for budgetary & productivity reasons a couple days ago and of course I have absurdly vivid nightmares last night, fuckin T breaks lmao
June 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
not some of twitter weirdo brigade coming for my ass again two months later, my skin too thick for this BS but extremely frustrating nonetheless
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
aaaaaaand the office fucked up my appointment and had one of the most uncomfortable front desk experiences of my life, rescheduling somewhere else

nice!
the internet is so gross lately but I’m also at a loss as to what I can do that isn’t screen related lmao

the eye strain been really bad lately, going to the optometrist tomorrow and I would not be surprised if I’m given a prescription 😭
May 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
the internet is so gross lately but I’m also at a loss as to what I can do that isn’t screen related lmao

the eye strain been really bad lately, going to the optometrist tomorrow and I would not be surprised if I’m given a prescription 😭
May 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I went to Never Melee this last weekend and experienced time travel.
Please read and long live Melee

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Never Meant, for Esports
This weekend I hopped in my tiny little 2014 Mazda 2 and set out for my 4th event in 5 weeks. I’m exhausted but the weather is a perfect melancholic sprinkling of rain and the smell gets me goin. Pick...
docs.google.com
May 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
honestly might make attending bigger tournaments more of a quarterly thing, I feel like I get absurdly overstimulated at bigger events now & I’m able to feel like myself at the chiller events

I definitely want to make it out to special events & def will, but I also gotta protect my peace
May 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the difference in response to this thread on here as opposed to The Hell Site should be a clear sign of who is actually a part of the community and who just wants to spread negativity, so gross
A statement from NYC Melee:
April 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
good morning blue sky can I get a fuck nouns in the chat
April 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
bitch I feel like bekvin bacon
April 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
whenever I lose to someone I used to have downloaded I think back to this wisdom
April 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
gonna start posting old videos from the hell site and some that never left the vault, like me during peak pokerogue addiction before my ass beat it for the first time
April 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
celtics suns tonight ball up top gamers‼️
April 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
came to a very sad realization that the majority of my crew I came up with playing the game have retired and honestly I think regional crews were probably the hypest thing the melee community had to offer aside from the melee games

don’t get me wrong regional crews still exist but not as much 😭
April 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
if I make it through this busy season of work, finishing my capstone within the next 2 weeks, and balancing my social life then I will truly think I’m capable of anything

maybe I’ll even reward myself with a post-grad melee trip but I got cabo on deck this fall so we’ll see
April 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
girlfriend turned 30 yesterday and today we hit up homesense for new couch pillows during lunch break

I’m truly getting old in this mf‼️
March 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
getting death threats on The Hell Site while mourning the passing of two human beings I both knew from smash is not how I expected this week to go and not something I wish upon anyone

check in on your loved ones and promote positivity
March 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
little bit of a vulnerable post that most certainly isn’t going on the Hell Site

sometimes I really struggle to socialize at bigger melee events nowadays after, especially after I stopped drinking - while I’m Cali sober I don’t smoke to the extent I did so it’s like I’m learning to ride a bike
March 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
nearly went fully joker mode the other day when I got the full brunt of the “interacting will give me an aneurysm let’s play the game out to time” experience but instead I thugged it out and am looking forward to a wonderful degenerate weekend at Mohegan Sun for GAMERCON :)
March 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
should start cross posting my bits from the Hell Site to here, need to enlighten yall with my degeneracy for internet clout
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
live footage of me asserting there’s no universe my region’s fringe PR player will lose to another region’s fringe PR player
February 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM