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... when i get home , i'm gonna bury you in my favorite hole
January 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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// never expect me to be serious on my prowl. I've kinda just fallen out of the tf muse I just wanna shitpost with jack lol
January 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
// never expect me to be serious on my prowl. I've kinda just fallen out of the tf muse I just wanna shitpost with jack lol
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( NONONON )
( .......this is so embarrassing. i must do like humans samurai )
( ????MY DAD. PROWL. MY **DAD** )
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
( NONONON )
( .......this is so embarrassing. i must do like humans samurai )
( ????MY DAD. PROWL. MY **DAD** )
( WHO'S THE FIRST Ooh optimus isn't it )
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
( .......this is so embarrassing. i must do like humans samurai )
( WHO'S THE FIRST Ooh optimus isn't it )
( MY (other) DAD IS SO PROUD OF ME I AM HASHTAG WINNING )
January 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
( WHO'S THE FIRST Ooh optimus isn't it )
GOOD GIRL!
POCKET SAND
January 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
GOOD GIRL!
sari,
not to the tree :(
sari i think eating trees is one of the most peaceful things he can do
January 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
sari,
sari i think eating trees is one of the most peaceful things he can do
i told him to not eat a tree and then he started terrorizing me
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
sari i think eating trees is one of the most peaceful things he can do
By Who.
PROWWWWL PROWLLLL I ALMOST GOT EATEN
I sleep for five minutes
January 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
By Who.
I sleep for five minutes
January 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I sleep for five minutes
( He's silent. Trying to guide them would only distract further— he's no mesmerizer. )
Yes... yes, I can feel it.
( It's worth a try. They sit down, closing their eyes and trying to focus only on the air around them. Their tail's still twitching, but it's a start... )
( It's worth a try. They sit down, closing their eyes and trying to focus only on the air around them. Their tail's still twitching, but it's a start... )
I find it easiest to meditate if I focus on the breeze. You have sensors on your skin, right? So you can feel it too.
January 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
( He's silent. Trying to guide them would only distract further— he's no mesmerizer. )
I find it easiest to meditate if I focus on the breeze. You have sensors on your skin, right? So you can feel it too.
I see...
( They look up towards him with a sympathetic look, finding amusement in his next sentence. )
You're right. That actually gives me peace of mind...
( They take a deep breath, trying to dispel the strange, worried pit in their core. )
( They look up towards him with a sympathetic look, finding amusement in his next sentence. )
You're right. That actually gives me peace of mind...
( They take a deep breath, trying to dispel the strange, worried pit in their core. )
In one of his many long-winded rants about his day in which he confesses to something he shouldn't have done, yes.
( There is audible tiredness in that sentence. )
I doubt you'd be anyone's first focus right now, anyway.
( There is audible tiredness in that sentence. )
I doubt you'd be anyone's first focus right now, anyway.
January 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I find it easiest to meditate if I focus on the breeze. You have sensors on your skin, right? So you can feel it too.
In one of his many long-winded rants about his day in which he confesses to something he shouldn't have done, yes.
( There is audible tiredness in that sentence. )
I doubt you'd be anyone's first focus right now, anyway.
( There is audible tiredness in that sentence. )
I doubt you'd be anyone's first focus right now, anyway.
Oh, he mentioned me? That's really nice of him.
( They manage to smile a little. )
I'd actually really appreciate that. Thank you.
( They manage to smile a little. )
I'd actually really appreciate that. Thank you.
Ah, you're the Earth robot Bee befriended. It's a pleasure to meet you myself.
And I can keep watch, if need be.
And I can keep watch, if need be.
January 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
In one of his many long-winded rants about his day in which he confesses to something he shouldn't have done, yes.
( There is audible tiredness in that sentence. )
I doubt you'd be anyone's first focus right now, anyway.
( There is audible tiredness in that sentence. )
I doubt you'd be anyone's first focus right now, anyway.
Ah, you're the Earth robot Bee befriended. It's a pleasure to meet you myself.
And I can keep watch, if need be.
And I can keep watch, if need be.
M-My name's Dragon. It's nice to meet you.
I suppose I could. I just can't shake the feeling that I shouldn't let my guard down, though...
I suppose I could. I just can't shake the feeling that I shouldn't let my guard down, though...
Ah, apologies for the fright. I am Prowl, the Autobot.
And why not meditate right now? It's such a lovely day, after all.
And why not meditate right now? It's such a lovely day, after all.
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Ah, you're the Earth robot Bee befriended. It's a pleasure to meet you myself.
And I can keep watch, if need be.
And I can keep watch, if need be.
Ah, apologies for the fright. I am Prowl, the Autobot.
And why not meditate right now? It's such a lovely day, after all.
And why not meditate right now? It's such a lovely day, after all.
/Whoa./ Oh, um, hello. I haven't found the time to meditate, honestly...
Have you tried meditation? I've found that helps recognize root causes.
January 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Ah, apologies for the fright. I am Prowl, the Autobot.
And why not meditate right now? It's such a lovely day, after all.
And why not meditate right now? It's such a lovely day, after all.
Have you tried meditation? I've found that helps recognize root causes.
... The anxiety is coming back. Still can't place why.
January 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Have you tried meditation? I've found that helps recognize root causes.
I have gotten out of handcuffs before don't test me
That's good because that's where you're going 👍
I'm not afraid to go back to jail
January 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I have gotten out of handcuffs before don't test me
I'm not afraid to go back to jail
HAH. I told you. I own the concept of menacing levitation. I can sue /you/ if I wanted to!
I started menacingly levitating in 2008. Primusdamnit
January 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I'm not afraid to go back to jail
Fuck.
It was at first but I feel like you're serious about suing me. Our last conquest was in 1999 though.
whoops ♡ apologies ♡
January 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Fuck.
oh im sorry is this not a shitpost thread
When did /what/ come out. What are you talking about.
When did Challenger from the Future come out.
January 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
oh im sorry is this not a shitpost thread
When did Challenger from the Future come out.
Well it's our copyright now. You're not allowed to do that anymore. Only I can do this.
This feels like copyright infringement
January 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
When did Challenger from the Future come out.
No, I can do that too, if I so please.
( he does not stop ) Why would I? Are you intimidated?
Stop That.
January 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
No, I can do that too, if I so please.