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Ash
@stillsaturday.bsky.social
Used to be a gap toothed bitch but now my teeth are fine
🐦 refugee (@ashleysaturday)
📍Eora/nipaluna
People dressing up their children for Halloween as if they aren’t terrifying enough already 👻🙀
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 AM
That time of year again! Testing burning man looks! ❤️‍🔥
August 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If you work and study, I need ya! 20 more participants to go! 🙏 unesurveys.au1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
August 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At the gym (shocking) looking around wondering who else is mainly grimacing due to their weekend injury from drunkenly falling in a hot tub. Just me?
May 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Overheard while boarding this flight: ‘YOU’VE GOT THE DVD PLAYER? PUT IT THERE!’

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March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Umm, help! 🔥
February 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
An observation of living in Tasmania: the state car appears to be an early 00’s Mitsubishi Magna. Never seen so many still going!
February 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Anyone at MONA give us a wave while I paint the chimney! 👋
February 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This year has been staring me down the barrel for years and it’s finally here. 2025 has emerged as my metamorphosis. While Dan and I celebrate 12 years together, we’re embarking on an interstate move, a DIY renovation and my psychology thesis. If I’m quiet, I’m sorry, but don’t forget about me! ❤️
January 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Hit the hot dozen with this dream boat today!
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My life has rapidly pivoted to low balling people on marketplace for household goods all day long
January 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
But don’t worry, I’ll still serve the vibes, bops and gym tracks over on the gram. She’s not dead yet.
January 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Have reached that stage of my late 30’s that I just prefer 90’s music.
January 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Goodbye 2024! 👋
December 31, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Nothing more Australian than high pitch children screaming followed by a slamming screen door and silence.
December 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Does our car have Faggot written on it? Disproportionate levels of road rage around. Unless it’s just Queensland? 😆
December 23, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Sunrise swim in corporate silly season is fun! There are barefoot people here in formal wear from last night 😆
December 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Is there a film industry award category for best wig in a Christmas movie?
December 7, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Am I the only gay latecomer to Wicked? SOMETHING HAS CHANGED WITH ME 🧹
December 3, 2024 at 8:13 AM
I’ve enjoyed seeing everyone sharing their joy about their Christmas deco’s! 😍 Can’t wait for someone to have a problem with that for some reason and feel the need to tell the internet!
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Me lecturing all my friends about the features of our new kitchen appliances
December 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Well this morning I’ve established I can uninstall a dishwasher with a mild hangover. Let’s see how the install goes 😆
November 28, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Heard it’s going to be hot today. Lucky there’s lots of shade over on Spotify
November 26, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Well Auckland, you’ve been a delight. Off to Wellington ✈️
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Anybody else watching this mayhem on Binge? 😆
November 11, 2024 at 7:59 AM