I realize that I need to share with people things my child does that infuriates me because the moment I type it out, it’s immediately ridiculous and diffuses the tension I have:

The child: Daddy if you don’t give me a donut, you’re not going to be my best friend anymore.

Alright, it’s original song time again! I asked you for everyday problems to write jingles about…

@tiamarie.bsky.social requested one about going to the bathroom and realizing there is no TP

I didn’t write a jingle, though… it came out as a 90’s RnB song ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Watching the Food Network on mute and coming up with my own commentary and I’m never going back.

Has anyone figured out what to do with your hands while taking pictures? I’ve got:

Hand in pockets

the ring hold

and hand in hand

It’s been so long since I’ve been active on a social media platform that I actively know I’m procrastinating if I’m on here 😅 welp

I wish I could stop putting so much effort I put into rehearsing arguments that I will 100% never have.

I’m counting with my child and after counting up to 19 he then said 10-teen, and I didn’t correct him because he’s 100% not wrong.