Imagine "caring" so much about the sanctity of human life that you support unelected people bragging about how they are unconstitutionally running essential programs "through the wood chipper," even though these programs have saved millions of sacred human lives.

Hey @TheOnion if you actually bought Infowars and need a host, let me know. It would be poetic justice to have an accused “crisis actor” become the host.

Thank you to my sister Lauren for this idea.