Stevil Kinevil
@stevilkinevil.bsky.social
Mr. Anti-Chaos And The No Fun Patrol.
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At first, I didn’t think I was gonna have enough stuff to write a post with, and then it turns out I had enough stuff to write a post with.
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Another manic Tüsday.
How much of the ozone was destroyed to keep '80s bands' hair properly closer to god (small G) I wonder? Among everything else, these are the things that keep me up at night. But all of that aside and...
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February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
At first, I didn’t think I was gonna have enough stuff to write a post with, and then it turns out I had enough stuff to write a post with.
allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
At first, I didn’t think I was gonna have enough stuff to write a post with, and then it turns out I had enough stuff to write a post with.
allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Another manic Tüsday.
How much of the ozone was destroyed to keep '80s bands' hair properly closer to god (small G) I wonder? Among everything else, these are the things that keep me up at night. But all of that aside and...
allhailtheblackmarket.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
At first, I didn’t think I was gonna have enough stuff to write a post with, and then it turns out I had enough stuff to write a post with.
allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Why didn’t conservatives absolutely lose their minds in 2007? Perhaps because all of this outrage is purely performative.
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February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Why didn’t conservatives absolutely lose their minds in 2007? Perhaps because all of this outrage is purely performative.
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I can't guarantee much, but not thing that's certain is that I'm not in The Files.™®©
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Spreading the peas around.
Growing up ins Colorado in the 70s, we didn't always have immediate access to fresh produce, so in an effort to keep our diet well-rounded, my parents would frequently rely on such items as canned spi...
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February 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I can't guarantee much, but not thing that's certain is that I'm not in The Files.™®©
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Before I go wander around in a daze, I should do this part. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
The blind leading the blind.
Or if you will, 'don't follow me. I'm lost too.' I'm just here writing weekly words detailing how having fun is generally better than not having fun, and that making sure your own backyard is clean b...
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January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Before I go wander around in a daze, I should do this part. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
My PTSD is now just morphed into 'present traumatic stress disorder'. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Your moment of Zen.
Let's take a moment and distract ourselves with a few items. Feel the floor beneath your feet or the chair beneath your seat, bring yourself to center, and take five deep breaths. Now then, I've bee...
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January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
My PTSD is now just morphed into 'present traumatic stress disorder'. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
*Shrug emoji.
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With every new day that arrives, I'm more nostalgic for the day before
Oh man…. I don't know how to navigate managing his site anymore. I've long contended that a fair part of avoiding the bummer life is to face it head on and embrace everything that it gives you, warts ...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
*Shrug emoji.
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Eli Iserbyt just announced his retirement, effective immediately. I'm taking the wins wherever I can these days.
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Eli Iserbyt just announced his retirement, effective immediately. I'm taking the wins wherever I can these days.
Beep booping our way into oblivion.
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Beep booping our way into oblivion.
Greg Bovino is 5'2".
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Greg Bovino is 5'2".
Just out here working on vacation. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
I am but a humble internet influencer.
Just kidding. The only thing I influence are deez nuts jokes. Because everyone is currently holidaying out, I'm gonna throw a short one in here for any who might be concerned. So, I scooted the hell o...
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December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just out here working on vacation. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
I’m watching ‘Pluribus’. It’s very good, but I have to wonder- If one person blows a load, does everyone blow a load? I don’t think I’m mature enough to watch this.
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m watching ‘Pluribus’. It’s very good, but I have to wonder- If one person blows a load, does everyone blow a load? I don’t think I’m mature enough to watch this.
Today's post is the best new AHTBM post you'll read all day. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Punching clouds.
Here we are at week four of eulogizing a friend who's died in as many weeks, the news of which left me breathless. Devin Curran, who's known by legions of people from Minneapolis to southern Californi...
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December 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Today's post is the best new AHTBM post you'll read all day. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Street League is the mallifcation skateboarding.
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Street League is the mallifcation skateboarding.
Afeela?
AFEELA DEEZ NUTS.
AFEELA DEEZ NUTS.
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Afeela?
AFEELA DEEZ NUTS.
AFEELA DEEZ NUTS.
Art is in the eye of the beholder. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
The gallery is open.
One of my favorite bits on this forum is the simi-regular 'art that doesn't suck' feature. In a world where aesthetics and a critical eye are not only not celebrated, but not even encouraged, or discu...
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December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Art is in the eye of the beholder. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
I'm out here in the salt mines for you. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Unhinge, and say 'ahhh'.
I just spent the better part of an hour writing today's post only for it to slip into the ether. After pulling out all of my remaining hair for another 45 minutes, I'm going to try it again. So, as I ...
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December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm out here in the salt mines for you. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
There's always time to party. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Another day on which to waste away.
Remember though, not a one of us are guaranteed another. I'd remind you to use your time wisely, but you're here, deaf ears gonna deaf. So Hello, and welcome to the umpteen-thousandth post on the AHTB...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There's always time to party. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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First, coffee, then this. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Here we go again.
Before we get into absolutely anything, I want to provide photo credit for today's header photo of Zeb taken by Jon Mancuso on their trip to Moab this weekend; I don't like asking people for the fruit...
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November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
First, coffee, then this. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
For anyone who may have been curious, I can say without hesitation or doubt, that my name isn’t in the Epstein files.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
For anyone who may have been curious, I can say without hesitation or doubt, that my name isn’t in the Epstein files.
Some days it’s just best to stay down. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
It's never a bad time to go back to bed.
'Bed rotting' is a term Ive learned recently, and apparently is a thing that kids are doing on an increasingly consistent basis. Amazing how the youth would rather waste away in bed than go out and ex...
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November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some days it’s just best to stay down. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Woke communist nonsense. Everyone knows real Americans live to cause traffic jams for Jesus.
In the New Jersey township of Montclair, a group bicycle ride to school has become a weekly community ritual.
From a few to more than 350, children and parents ride together to school as a 'bike bus'
In the New Jersey township of Montclair, a group bicycle ride to school has become a weekly community ritual.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Woke communist nonsense. Everyone knows real Americans live to cause traffic jams for Jesus.
Besides a cup of coffee, this is all you need. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
Brick by brick.
Writing these weekly posts is not unlike building a brick wall. Each piece is set down, adhered into place with the save button, and then I move onto the next, with the glaring difference being that t...
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November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Besides a cup of coffee, this is all you need. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...