I had no idea paint grew on trees

Goodbye office 365 subscription. Goodbye Xbox live subscription. Goodbye Onedrive contents. Goodbye 20 years of achievements. Fuck you searwexy@gmail.com you thieving scumbag

So it turns out knowing the email address of the thief, exactly when it was stolen to the minute, the bank details attached to the stolen account, the serial number of the Xbox connected to the account, and a host of other details, isn't enough for @Microsoft to restore ownership 😭

Happy Birthday, Santa 🎅

Hello Social Media. I'm back, until you make me want to hurt people again.

What if step one requires the date to be January 1st? 😉