Luckily the fire in my home office wasn't too bad. My paper boy, Jeremy, offered to help me fix my Gateway PC from 2003 and he installed some sort of new fangled cables to something called the power supply and the whole thing went up in flames. I've stopped giving Jeremy collection money as a result

Thrilled to be at the #Oscars2025    tonight amongst my peers. Thank you all.

Watching the hockey. Go Leafs Go!

Had a wonderful time at the SAG Awards. Bless my peers and my fans. Cheers.

Having a wonderful time at the SAG Awards tonight! Good luck to all the nominees tonight. - Stevie

I've been having some technical problems with my Gateway PC from 2003 but the paper boy offered to fix it for a modest fee! He said he installed some sort of type 4 cables into something called the power supply? He had to use a lot of force to get the cables plugged in! Thank you for your help!

I ate Portuguese chicken with roasted potatoes and rice for dinner tonight. Wow that piri piri sauce has a wonderful kick! Thank you Portugal! 🇲🇽

#portugal #chicken #potato #rice #dinner #piripiri

Decided to change my profile picture to one of my more recent headshots. The photographer was very kind but he did fart at one point and thought I didn't hear him. I did. And the smell was quite foul! Anyways, what does everyone think? Cheers!

I've been informed by my agent that the account known as @kermitrocks4u.bsky.social is not in fact actually run by Kermit the Fraud himself. Some sort of fan account I'm told. I want to apologize for my earlier message where I called them a home wrecker. I thought it was Kermit and now I'm blocked

@triciaji.bsky.social thank you for the follow. Cheers.

I spend much of my days alone since my wife left me for Kermit and my daughter moved to Seattle. Would anyone care to follow this old frog? 🐸

#lonely #sad #IMissHer #PotatoSalad

@edwincast78.bsky.social you, sir, are nothing but a fraud and a scam artist! REPORTED😡

@kermitment.com Kermit the Fraud had sex with my wife😡😡😡

@kermitrocks4u.bsky.social home wrecker.

Does anybody know which models on Only Frogs are best to subscribe to? God bless.

That's me as Tiny Tim sitting atop Kermit the Fraud's shoulder during the filming of The Muppet Christmas Carol. This was before I caught him having sex with my wife.

God bless.

#KermitTheFraud pretends to have a squeaky clean image in the public eye, but in reality he is a wife stealing, drug addicted, home wrecking bastard. Its time the world opened their eyes and realized him for the sad pathetic clown show he is. Give me back my wife. God bless.

Team Canada beat team USA in hockey last night. I hope Kermit was watching from his home in Hollywood. Seethe, you bastard.

#KermitTheFraud

Is Kermit on here? I want my wife back you home wrecking bastard.