Steve
steviesee.bsky.social
Steve
@steviesee.bsky.social
My profile photo makes me seem more exciting than I am.
Ooft that was a big one! I'm going to be feeling that for the rest of the day.

(I sneezed).
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Jack has no interest in the human construct of clocks so we were up at 6am so he could live his best life
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The water is very cold which is why I'm jumping away from it.
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The look he gives me suggests that I'm his world. The placement of his toys suggests that he wants me dead.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Put the phone down and throw the ball dad
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Uh oh. There's a chill in the air and I'm too cozy to get up. However, I desperately need a pee #thisis40
a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun
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October 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Tee-hee
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Sex salon
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Show me that you're in a mainstream venue, without saying that you're in a mainstream venue...
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I strong recommend this shortbread if you're travelling with Avanti. It pairs beautifully with vodka, but is probably fine on its own too.
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I might have overfilled the bath
September 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Big meat
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Trying out my new toy
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A life on the open sea for me
September 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Having a Peroni-on-my-owni
September 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The what grip? 🚬
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What a concept
August 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Bank Holiday watersports
August 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A taxi driver offered me a honey sweet and I can't work out if it was good advice (coz I'm going to sing and damage my throat), feedback (doesy breath smell? It shouldn't but what if it does?!?!) or genuine human kindness (eww)???
August 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Living my Kath and Kim best life
August 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I've just binge watched The Last Of Us (would recommend) and am catching up on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. I'm resuming it at episode 3 of the new series and it turns out to be The Last Of Us in space with Klingons
August 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Classy Friday
August 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I've just started The Last of Us and the Frank and Bill episode has me in bits 😢
July 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you excuse the drool, I think Jack is very handsome. These were taken minutes before he jumped into a 2m hole that I had to jump in and rescue him from
July 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Woke up at 2am with my right hand completely numb and it just a dead weight at the end of my arm. Had I had a stroke? No deareat reader, I'd slept on the bloody thing. Panic over #deadhandgang
July 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM