Steve
@stevewhitehill.bsky.social
I'm about to go out into the public realm and must remember not to talk to myself and definitely no screeching
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm about to go out into the public realm and must remember not to talk to myself and definitely no screeching
If they didn't write that apology letter with a gold glitter pen they missed a trick.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If they didn't write that apology letter with a gold glitter pen they missed a trick.
Changing my terms and conditions and will be moving to a 'pay to reject' business model
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Changing my terms and conditions and will be moving to a 'pay to reject' business model
Funerals are quite motivating. I need to:
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Funerals are quite motivating. I need to:
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
It's me near a towel
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's me near a towel
Cosy Sunday evening in front of the heat pump
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Cosy Sunday evening in front of the heat pump
My uncle playing the piano for Reg Varney. Apparently in the film "The Best Pair of Legs in the Business". 1973. Crikey.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My uncle playing the piano for Reg Varney. Apparently in the film "The Best Pair of Legs in the Business". 1973. Crikey.
There's a care worker who comes daily to a neighbour and who isn't a great driver. They always park incredibly badly, have crashed into a wheelie bin, and I had to show them how to do a 3 point turn a while back. But shit just got real. That isn't even their client's house.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There's a care worker who comes daily to a neighbour and who isn't a great driver. They always park incredibly badly, have crashed into a wheelie bin, and I had to show them how to do a 3 point turn a while back. But shit just got real. That isn't even their client's house.
Spin class but it's the coin-op jet wash at the Murco against the the countdown timer. Competitive fitness for middle-aged men. Out of town drive-in warehouse, 30 jet washes, big screens. There'd be a league table. Franchise opportunity. Link in bio.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Spin class but it's the coin-op jet wash at the Murco against the the countdown timer. Competitive fitness for middle-aged men. Out of town drive-in warehouse, 30 jet washes, big screens. There'd be a league table. Franchise opportunity. Link in bio.
Desert Island Discs but browser tabs
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Desert Island Discs but browser tabs
My uncle died last week and he co-wrote this. The Konrads were the first band David Bowie was in before he was David Bowie.
youtu.be/2rkuQXldX3g?...
youtu.be/2rkuQXldX3g?...
The Konrads 45 - I Didn't Know How Much / I Thought Of You Last Night Decca 1965 promo
YouTube video by Pourquoi Moi
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My uncle died last week and he co-wrote this. The Konrads were the first band David Bowie was in before he was David Bowie.
youtu.be/2rkuQXldX3g?...
youtu.be/2rkuQXldX3g?...
Fish fish lunches suppers
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fish fish lunches suppers
Some art arrived in the post
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Some art arrived in the post
He'll deed poll name change to 'prints'
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He'll deed poll name change to 'prints'
Muller Corner baked beans when
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Muller Corner baked beans when
At work, Copilot has started calling me Kelvin. "Who is Kelvin?" I asked it. "That's you!" It replied. AI changed my name :-(
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
At work, Copilot has started calling me Kelvin. "Who is Kelvin?" I asked it. "That's you!" It replied. AI changed my name :-(
Got age challenged in Waitrose buying Purdey's
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Got age challenged in Waitrose buying Purdey's
I've bought a new thermostat cartridge for my shower this morning, but will it fit? Subscribe to my patreon to find out first.
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I've bought a new thermostat cartridge for my shower this morning, but will it fit? Subscribe to my patreon to find out first.
I have agency and autonomy
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I have agency and autonomy
£7.45 for a cup of tea and a sausage roll seems too much. But there is a nice view.
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
£7.45 for a cup of tea and a sausage roll seems too much. But there is a nice view.
Make it Mine by The Shamen on an advert. I'm back at Jokers nightclub Leicester 1990.
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Make it Mine by The Shamen on an advert. I'm back at Jokers nightclub Leicester 1990.
Cheese n bean slice
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Cheese n bean slice
In the market for fake documents showing I'm an immigrant so I can be deported. UK just not my vibe these days. Pref somewhere warmish, but also fine with Nordic. Thx.
October 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
In the market for fake documents showing I'm an immigrant so I can be deported. UK just not my vibe these days. Pref somewhere warmish, but also fine with Nordic. Thx.
I'm looking at my marketing funnel. Have you checked yours today?
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I'm looking at my marketing funnel. Have you checked yours today?
It wasn't paracetamol that did it, it was this.
September 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It wasn't paracetamol that did it, it was this.