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Steve
@stevewhitehill.bsky.social
I'm about to go out into the public realm and must remember not to talk to myself and definitely no screeching
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If they didn't write that apology letter with a gold glitter pen they missed a trick.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Changing my terms and conditions and will be moving to a 'pay to reject' business model
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Funerals are quite motivating. I need to:
Swedish Death Clean
Write my will
Make a 'upon the event of my death' document
(I'm not planning to kill myself, just for death when it comes)
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's me near a towel
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Cosy Sunday evening in front of the heat pump
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My uncle playing the piano for Reg Varney. Apparently in the film "The Best Pair of Legs in the Business". 1973. Crikey.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There's a care worker who comes daily to a neighbour and who isn't a great driver. They always park incredibly badly, have crashed into a wheelie bin, and I had to show them how to do a 3 point turn a while back. But shit just got real. That isn't even their client's house.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Spin class but it's the coin-op jet wash at the Murco against the the countdown timer. Competitive fitness for middle-aged men. Out of town drive-in warehouse, 30 jet washes, big screens. There'd be a league table. Franchise opportunity. Link in bio.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Desert Island Discs but browser tabs
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
My uncle died last week and he co-wrote this. The Konrads were the first band David Bowie was in before he was David Bowie.
youtu.be/2rkuQXldX3g?...
The Konrads 45 - I Didn't Know How Much / I Thought Of You Last Night Decca 1965 promo
YouTube video by Pourquoi Moi
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Fish fish lunches suppers
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Some art arrived in the post
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
He'll deed poll name change to 'prints'
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Muller Corner baked beans when
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
At work, Copilot has started calling me Kelvin. "Who is Kelvin?" I asked it. "That's you!" It replied. AI changed my name :-(
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Got age challenged in Waitrose buying Purdey's
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I've bought a new thermostat cartridge for my shower this morning, but will it fit? Subscribe to my patreon to find out first.
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I have agency and autonomy
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
£7.45 for a cup of tea and a sausage roll seems too much. But there is a nice view.
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Make it Mine by The Shamen on an advert. I'm back at Jokers nightclub Leicester 1990.
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cheese n bean slice
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
In the market for fake documents showing I'm an immigrant so I can be deported. UK just not my vibe these days. Pref somewhere warmish, but also fine with Nordic. Thx.
October 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm looking at my marketing funnel. Have you checked yours today?
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It wasn't paracetamol that did it, it was this.
September 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM