Behold.

Things I learnt today:

1) @NorthernIreland have a really exciting, young team for the future #WorldCup #GAWA and -

b) Don’t have your cellphone service & your broadband service with the same provider. I’m looking at you #Vodafone

Dad doing Dad Stuff and refusing to be an octogenarian. #HappyFathersDay❤️

Au revoir to M’Boy, off to juggle his way around the world for a few months. #jugglerlife

🚨🌱 The Chancellor is reviewing all public spending from scratch. Please join me in signing the @campaignforthearts.org petition to remind the UK Govt: the arts make our lives happier & our communities stronger. Now is the moment to invest in them. www.campaignforthearts.org/petitions/sp...

Several of my scripts have been used for generative AI training. On that basis, I can assure you an AI script isn’t going to win any Oscars but I’d still like to be paid. Please sign - petition against unlicensed use of creative works for AI training. www.aitrainingstatement.org

But… her emails… news.sky.com/story/us-pla...

Dumping 80,000 pages of JFK files on the internet while Space Karen finally lets a couple of astronauts come home is a grand way of distracting from #Trump taking orders from #Putin. If you don’t want people to see what’s going on over here, make a lot of noise over there.

I know how much Irish people hate when people in the US, UK, or Canada talk about how they are 12% Irish, or whatever.

But everybody having some Irish heritage means one thing: Irish people have a reputation as the most prolific shaggers in history.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, you rides. 😘

US stock market tanks, Russian stock market soars, Trump responds by turning the White House into a Tesla car dealership.

#Trump and #Musk and #DOGE are doing a cracking job of saving the US taxpayer money by outsourcing policy making and press release writing duties to a free service provided by the Kremlin.

Is there the teeniest-weeniest possibility that all this tariffs nonsense is insider trading stock manipulation by Trump to reward the cronies who put him in power, I dunno, just wondering.

All week I’ve been trying to remember what Robert F. Kennedy Jnr’s appearance in front of the senate confirmation committee reminded me of. Jack Elam in "The Cannonball Run" (1981). youtu.be/hdNghZGWIj8?... via @YouTube

#Subteran #Netflix

I am rubbish at self-promotion but here’s a thing I created/wrote & it’s available on your Netflix now & I would love it if you watched it & love it if you gave it the Netflix thumbs-up, because algorithms, & love it even more if you just have a bit of fun with it.