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Zootopia 2 was really bad, but it did have this single expression which bumped it up a couple of letter grades.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
love how fortnite went from extremely competitive game for 12 year olds to baby easy game for rapidly aging millennials.
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
baby shoes, really cool.
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 AM
just secured 4 million dollars to develop an app that helps you find stores in melbourne that sell dr pepper.
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
being named Greg must be tough. you're just one mistimed keystroke away from your friends calling you Gerg for the rest of your life.
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
why are they advertising that new Laika movie like it's an open world video game from Sony?
January 16, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Love to change a setting on an app and then have to constantly close a pop up window that asks me to turn that setting back on.
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
oh great, ‪Kumail Nanjiani is going to be in taskmaster. I bet you he is going to act exactly like ‪Kumail Nanjiani. That bastard.
January 4, 2026 at 8:24 AM
happy april 2020, everybody
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
the bad guys 2 might genuinely be the best kids movie of all time.
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the coen brothers:
mario and luigi.
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ana de armas combines with ana de legas, ana de headas and ana de bodice, to form... ultron.
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
can finally reveal that my game of the year is Dragon's Dogma (2012)
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
glad there's a new muppet show but i can't stand the current kermit voice.
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Uniqlo have a tamagotchi line next year and it's so boring. Bring back the omocat shirts.
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Look at this worthikids looking Santa candle holder I bought today.
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
the french should give at least 3 of their game awards to UFO50
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
watching Antz with no lights on, we're dans la maison
I hope the ant from Antz is in this one
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
helped a worm today
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
my prediction for the zelda movie is that they will only talk in movie cliches and the ending will be so heavily telegraphed you could leave the cinema 20 minutes early.
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
bring back computer classes but just to teach people how to crop screenshots on their phone.
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
running for mayor on the promise that i'll remove all human characters from Gumby lore.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
to the tune of 'we didn't start the fire': Benny Safdie, Bowser Jr
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
say no more, i'm 100% in.
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM